How does it feel, boys?

i feel an erection

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sauce?

>t. jealous Veeky Forumsizen

Don't worry m8, we can be both Veeky Forums AND Veeky Forums

>no girls will ever discuss your virginity
>you never leave your room

Delet this

lol m2k

> Giving a fuck about what bar sluts think
These women know they are hot shit so only perfection will suit them.

Why even bother to try and satisfy their astronomical expectations?

>being this mad over a comic strip

Wait is that from the new Bryan Lee O’malley ? Fuck I need to hop on that

I want to be dominated by the short haired girl.

where is this from

Snotgirl. It's the second issue.

This is the most wonderful thread I have seen in ages. Thank you OP.

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delete this please OP

I'm Veeky Forums with a little bit streetwear fuccboi touch, Bitches love it.
I am handsome as well and every party is a cunt fest for me.

wow awesome bro

gently, though, while she calls me a good boy

Pic related its me

I just love to write it because it's so fucking nice.

proof that /soc/fa/ tier combos can drive an ugly balding fat wide-hipped subhuman into insane deluded fantasy worlds

Looking so dope. I wish I had enough dosh for thise topman chelseases

Lovin that Will Arnett fade

That's not me but your envy pleases me :^)

drag-queen core

So, basically you're one of the dudes from Jersey Shore?

You look gr8 m8

>so delusional your mind translates clear insults and personal attacks into "envy"
>not me tho

went on a date last week with a girl that called me cute and likes how I dress
did sex with her and will do so again tonight

Are you telling my that I'll get all the grills if I dress in chadcore?

Most girls like a guy that has style. Just because you have a "passion for fashion" does NOT mean you automatically are stylish, you could be obsessed with fashion and still look like shite. Also obsession for anything in general is a major turn off for girls. So instead of spending every paycheck on a new piece of rick, You are better off focusing on your overall image and just buying things that contribute to an image you are trying to achieve, instead of being "designer everything" or a trendy hypebeast.

>Also obsession for anything in general is a major turn off for girls.
Maybe obsession for ONE thing. But, if you obsess over multiple things (i.e. have multiple, interesting hobbies that you are invested in and make you an interesting person), then it can actually be a positive.

The guitar meme. It's true but why do girls like a guy playing the guitar so much.
A few reasons: it's nice for someone to have a talent, it shows perseverance in pursuit of self improvement. Mostly though, because when a man is playing the guitar, he's off in his old world ignoring the girls around him. And girls like guys who ignore them. They're like cats that way. If you chase them, they'll run away. Ignore them and given the right incentives, they'll eventually sidle up

>Veeky Forums
those fuckin chicken legs

>getting mad at comics

How many grills do you guys get dressing like a lesbian?

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