Any good beach scented colognes? I feel like that's the final step to embracing my nickname "Ocean Man"

Any good beach scented colognes? I feel like that's the final step to embracing my nickname "Ocean Man".

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...What?

You should use sunscreen...which i hope you already are beachman

OP if your name is Dave then you call yourself
>Peppermint Dave

What does a cabinet smells like?

of course

Okay, I guess I should explain
>go to uni to study Marine Biology
>one of those campuses where you're constantly running into the same people over and over
>pretty soon, people associate my face with being "that marine guy"
>start dieting
>eat only fruits, vegetables, and sea food
>has nothing to do with my major
>after this, everyone started calling me Ocean Man
>what a dumb nickname
>actually...
>start wearing Hawaiian shirts every day
>or at least start dressing with that "seaside" aesthetic
>trademark drink is pineapple juice
>carry that or coconut water to class everyday
>the campus area bar knows my drink, Ocean Breeze
>have a jar of Tropical Skittles on my desk
>start reading Aquaman comics in public
>start enjoying them unironically
>listen to "beach music" on Spotify so everyone on my list sees it
>replace my bed with a hammock
>become the Ocean Man

That's whack broseph

Someone screenshot this and post it on /b/ for a cringe thread

Damn, embrace that shit

Also, just wear sunscreen. Useful anyways.

great thread

>Ocean Man

If this is not made up you are the man.

Only if you are genuinely into it all and not just doing it mainly for others attention.

Godspeed Ocean Man.

The hammock thing might be bad for your back -- that's what I was told anyways.

Heeley Sel Marin, smells like ocean and citrus my dude

That's pretty cool. I want a cool nickname

Thanks guys

I really love the ocean and all things tropical

I was marked the Ocean Man. I became Ocean Man.

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I only came here to post this.

Anyway Ocean Man, will you take me by the hand and lead me to the land that you understand?

As long as you're playing it cool and not being too cheesy with it, I think it's pretty neat that you've picked up an aesthetic you like so organically.

If I were you, I'd learn to surf, get some really strong tanlines (tanktop pattern), and work on getting a beach body. Write a thesis on Japanese starfish and you're golden.

seconding this

Creed Millesime Imperial or Virgin Island Water

thank me later

you best walk around w pic related on your face all the time

>Bond No. 9 - Fire Island, Sag Harbor, Shelter Island
>Smell Bent - St. Tropez Dispenser
>CB I Hate Perfume - At the Beach 1966, Mr. Hulot's Holiday

>I was marked the Ocean man, I became the ocean man

Sun by jil sander

How do you dress in winter Ocean Man?

Holy shit I'm dying. Ocean man I want to be you.

Ocean Man? More like semen

Honestly, as long as he doesn't live in some cold ass place, it isn't that bad

Wetsuit as long underwear

buy "White Amber" essential oil

the beach?

>Jerry I've got this guy really interested in my cologne.
>This guy down at the university, they call him... the Ocean Man.
>Yeah, he's this marine biologist. Loves the ocean, Jerry, LOVES IT.

Well the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip, are you ready?

LLLLOVES IT

bulgari aqva


thank me later. there is not a single for scent ive ever come across that gives me more of an ocean vibe than this

Yeah right you pleb

you've probably never smelled let alone owned this scent

also this is one f the least ocean smelling scents out there.

posting expensive cologne because you think people will be impressed gtfo faggot

It's easy, just do something that makes you stand out.
I was called Rambo for shaving my sides and wearing mili camo in my uni during my edgy rivethead phase,

w8...
is this real, or just fanart of the episode?

Davidoff coolwater

MI has strong marine and salt notes.
You're the pleb.

This is gold

>op pic

jesus that is some fuckin nostalgia i didn't expect to feel today

this

>its just like the ancient hawaiians used to say bradah