Ideal gf

Post your dream gf and a nice outfit she's in

>Imogen Poots
>CosyCore

I wonder where she was heading to

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>I wonder where she was heading to

To her boyfriend Jamal's cosy apartment.

C O M F Y

that

QT

Too bad you losers will never have one

You maybe, but with your low beta ambitions should have no trouble

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Does my dream GF have to have a vagina? Like I'm hopin' for a gal with a feminine penis. I really don't want to get stuck with a baby factory that contains vast amounts of DNA samples from various guys.

A chick with a dick seems perfect, as they're twice the fun, and for some reason MtF seem to be better at being women than natural born women. I mean Kaitlyn Jenner won "Woman of the Year" and Kaitlyn isn't even the most convincing chickadee with a dickadee.

So are chicks with dicks valid in this tournament or no?

You don't have to try and justify your fetish like that. If you're into trannies you're into trannies, just own it.

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Never denied it, chicks with dicks are two times the fun. I didn't want to violate the rules of this lil game though.

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>baby factory that contains vast amounts of DNA samples from various guys.
what

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what would be funny is if you posted a picture of yourself as well and I would tell you guys if your expectations are too high or not

A hot blonde with a tight bod and knows her place in the kitchen and also dresses sexy infront of friends so they get mad jelly that my girl is so hot. Must also be a virgin before me

>virginity: the post

underage b&

Listen sweeties, i know Veeky Forums has highest amount of female posters next to soc, but face it guys want pure females. Sorry you are so sour that you gave up the only meaningful thing your are worth to a chad who pumped and dumped you in highschool. You are now un pure trash worth nothing, no self respecting man will ever put a diamond on your finger now that your hymen is disconnected and you are tainted and used goods.

you should have posted some fedora inspo next to your shitty post

>every time a girl fucks a guy, his semen is absorbed into her vaginal wall, where bits of his dna is then integrated into her system, ie. every time a guy cums inside a girl, some of his dna stays inside her forever
you could be raising a bastard child and you'd never know; welcome to reality bro

>also dresses sexy infront of friends so they get mad jelly that my girl is so hot.
until you come home one day to chad fucking your girl up the ass

normie

She isn't really known for her fashion sense but it's okay, she'll be the perfect dyke to my femme

why does every lesbian have to wear a tie to prove they are a lesbian? also fat face

W2c pants

so your dream girl dresses like an uninspired high-schooler

I'm a lesbian and I've never once felt compelled. I dont get it.

Mind you, I do dress like a homeless man.

Sophie Turner
My new waifu

Casual Sophie

As a lesbian I have never worn a tie myself outside of school (tfw britbong) however Ellen Page rarely dresses up nice and looks happy and herself in a suit and that makes me happy so posted pic:^)

overdyed of course

post pic! you might be my new waifu :3
(lesbian here)

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God Tier Anime

nr 3 is best one

What anime is that?

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Bakemonogatari, Nisemonogatari, etc, etc.
There's a lot of them now.

None of you niggas fly enough to pull any girl.

Fucking nu male detected..Neck yourself

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It's just a thing I have

I'm way too shy! Imagine I'm a qt effay waifu and you'll never have to be disappointed

Best itt so far.

w2c jacket

Hymen is a myth. If she bleeds it's because you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Spit in my mouth ariana!

Fat face on skinny body is cute.

this but freakishly tall like 6'1 or 6'2

i'm 5'10 but tall girls make me feel some type of way

I know you're having a kek but Kashmir Company

kashmircompany.com/news.html

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>gal
>penis

uwu

holy hot damn
isn't she a funny twitter gal?

hahahahhaahahhhahaha hes a weaboo holy shit why does he still post here

desu if I was a bit more ethnic looking and had some confidence I'd totally cop
those kinda nehru jackets need to come back

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wwew lad

Too T H I C C 4 me

I like em thick too.

>Photoshop

Nope.

instagram.com/s.adgalbri/

Literally gross

Yaya chloelmao.

i'd plough this wench til the night's end

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Linetrap/Bailey Jay is 10/10 waifu material. heshe gives 0 fucks, and is pretty decent looking barring that jewnose.

god I love how British women dress casually.

my dick is 6.5in long and sometimes i get feeling of insecurity when i see a T H I C C af qt. I get paranoid that my dick wont be able to penetrate her because her ass is too big

This aint comfy, way too much things dangling from you and hampering your movement.

OP pic is much comfyer

Thicc and pale, my personal 10/10, thanks for the link, I will cherish it.

this is my 10/10

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i would marry this chick instantly

>patrick bateman is into yellow chicks
please no please no PLEASE

This
I want a comfy gf with burn out friends who have good herb hookups

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Are people here really that autistic?

>look through her insta
>she says shes 5'2
>erect
whats her snapchat?

I once knew a girl who dressed super basic, and I would say she was my ideal. Just looked so unpretentious, humble and down-to-earth i found her dress sense very attractive.

If not for that, maybe pic related.

wow after reading these posts i'm so happy this website is predominantly male

i'm all for the T H I C C meme but this is too far into grotesque territory

>pornogatari even decent after bake or ss
shit tier opinion

This is why I'm simply never honest about the amount of guys I've been with. I was a different person a few years ago (partying, drinking, etc), but I've changed a lot. I don't think its fair when I get judged for things in the past.
I wish I got just tell guys the truth, but from my experience guys get jealous very easily for no good reason at all. It's not like I never shower or whatever, never got pregnant and I'm STD free. It literally make no difference.

I usually tell guys I slept with 4 or 5 guys before and always in a relationship even though it's actually 4 or 5 times that. Not counting BJs and hand stuff like that. I do feel guilty about lying, but I don't really have choice if guys have these impossible standards. If I don't lie I'll never get a good guy, because some stupid stuff I did when I was younger.

You just described my gf. Dresses kind of basic, but well. No tacky shit. Often semi-pale wave.

>tfw she's perfect for me except she's black haired instead of blonde

>but I've changed a lot. I don't think its fair when I get judged for things in the past.


EVERY
TIME

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blacked.

My art school gf broke up with me and she set a high bar. I am in engineering and all the girls (and guys too) are super vapid. I watched The Martian with some people from my major and the "science the shit out of it" line got a huge laugh. What's worse is that I go to Middle of the Road U in a flyover because I got a tuition waiver there and the whole place is very un/fa/. The point being unshaved armpits aren't hot on their own but a girl who has enough of a perspective to know that they don't necessarily have to shave their armpits is going to make for a much more moving relationship.

Also, this girl's a big time babe.

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lol what

the qt to the right

the one I have right now;)

dead hair and red heads fall apart after 35 js

probably because you let this board convince you that you are a manlet and you want a constant reminder of it... or you like legs ... same

Basic is underrated