What do I do to get that Republican look?
What do I do to get that Republican look?
Mormanism and a quiet but swelling tumor in your brain.
Paired with hypocritical racism of chiding black people for having names like "Shaneequa" but naming your shit-eating brats "Laikkoln" and "Jemmikka"
+ dark jeans and branded polos
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Slightly too big blue jeans/chinos, block color polo, plastic soled brogues, body hair, trophy wife, 2.5 kids and a badly removed cum stain on the hem of your shirt from your secret gay lover.
>This person brought up a valid criticism so I'm going to pretend that they hate all white people!
Go back to sucking Milo Yabbadabbadoofus's cock, /pol/tard
payless sneakers and a don't tread on me tshirt
do like dis
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>samefagging this hard
did you just make this up? I have literally never heard of a milk toast republican naming their kids something retarded meanwhile Shaneequa is actually a common name.
Eternal inspo.
/pol/ doesn't really like Milo and neither do I
he's a faggot and so are you.
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Nope, it's really common amongst suburbanites that give their children a "sew uneek" name to break up the shitty mundanity
Dress like you're proud of where you are in life as if you worked hard to get there and it's not just a product of a life you were born into and has very little to do with your personal abilities.
I think that's more of a redneck thing than a southern thing. The amount of variations on the name "Aidan" blows my mind.
>bluuhhh no one could possibly think republicans dress like morbidly obese homeless retards
Redneck naming is more like hyphening two common names together. (Kelly-Anne, for example.)
Or naming your kid "John" because you're a John Deere fanboy.
There's also the hippie naming convention of "pick a gemstone, any gemstone."
Quarter-zip sweater
the only difference is when white people do this everyone is quick to point out how retarded it is but when you make fun of black people for doing it that's culturally insensitive and racist.
WOW really makes u think
Not from my experience.
The suburbanites will take offense to you making fun of their brat's names, but will openly say that "Darnell" is a stupid black people name"
(Which is funny because Darnell is an Anglo-Saxon name.)
You make fun of people's names in front of them? What is wrong with you?
Nope.
I just get to be third party to all of the drama on facebook.
buzzfeed.com
still waiting for buzzfeed's "22 reasons black people shouldn't be allowed to name children" article
Quarter zip sweater, picnic table shirt and khakis is the unofficial republican uniform desu
lmao I just google'd "buzzfeed black names" and the top result was an article defending them
buzzfeed.com
you can't make this shit up.
Reminder that liberals and blacks have contributed no positive benefits to politics since the 60's
Just more regulation and less freedom. Thanks liberals. At least you're lax when it comes to weed an abortions xD
DESU I'd personally write one saying "Stop naming your daughters "Bey" because Beyonce sucks and iamiwhoami's Blue was an infinitely better audiovisual production than Lemonade.
If only to piss off every single shitty Beyonce fangirl.
>Republicans
Well, now they look like this. Congrats.
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Right wingers are more likely to lift than lefties, they look worse.
Nothing says 'hot bod' like Lena pebbles Dunham
>this is varg now
feel old yet?
Nothing says "hot" like Ann "IF My Botox Wears Off My Face Will Sag Into The Shape Of A Scrotum" Coulter.
Botox is not her problem. It's her Adam's apple.
Nothing says "hot" like Hillary "Have to wear oversized coats to hide catheter bag strapped to my thigh" Clinton
how are they wet?
did they bathe in the toilet? how?
lmmaaooo
Nothing says "fashion" like Bernie "Why do you need so many different types of shoe choices" Sanders
Nothing says "fashion" like Donald "I'm so rich I could get a well-fitted bespoke suit yet I always wear shit-fitting ones that look like they're from Jos. A Bank" Trump
republican girls are OLD
>Caring about bourgie politicians
to be fair I'd wear a Jos A Bank tier suit too if I was 70 years old and fat
Don't forget little Junior Jr. ii
White people name their kids shit like "Apple".
>Three posts in and you're already strawmanning
I recommend suicide.
Shop within your means, care little for an outre appearance, focus on tradition and function. I know it's hard. It gets easier.
the "I'm going to be a dad what should I wear" thread made me realize what a manchild most of us are
>Look mommy I don't know what a strawman is!
Extremism right or left is a bad idea. When America becomes super conservative and fascist again over the next couple of decades, people will look back with nostalgia over how much "better" things were in these days. It's an endless cycle.
Plus when fascism is "in" it just means white people will start finding reasons to discriminate against each other again. The categories for "true" whites will become more strict. Again.
Posting some Republicancore
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>Hurr ReTHUGlicans aren't racist
LOL
Take a look at these you fucking shitter.
>All white
>No diversity
>All conservative
Fucking DISGUSTING.
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that's funny because most of those pictures were taken back in the day when republicans were the party of civil rights and democrats were the racists
Google Bernie Sanders and find one pic where he isn't sporting a dope ass collar roll.
ProTip: You can't.
Its just WASPy prep clothes
god I hate this fucking bum so much
I'd agree with you if he didn't always have dandruff all over his jacket
*tips fedora*
Big government is your friend you LOLbertarian loser.
Dead beat who never held a job till 40 and of all things became a professional politician, sounds very "Veeky Forums" bet he had some sick slacker core fits.
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>falling for b8
>letting yourself get memed on
baka
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Look to William F. Buckley Jr. for all inspiration. He is GOAT
George H.W. Bush is also good. As is George W.
Conservatism is dead. I wish I had been born 50 or 60 years ago.
conservatism is alive and well in the middle east
convert to Islam with me
forgot pic
Shhhh.
I just want all lazy people to starve to death is that so wrong?
not poor people. lazy people
>children all have different hair colors
C U C K
U
C
K
looks like the blonde hair is recessive, that one kid probably just bleached his hair too
>full lacoste
Ralph, Mittens. Why do you hate America?
>cargo shorts
>buttoned shirt
>autism shoes
Basically dadcore
Conservative/republican
Polo/Nautica/ Landsend
anything you would wear around a boat
t. grew up cultural cuckservatvie in the N.E, still am political though
now with this said, there is a line between conservative republican, and what is know as Ivy league core, that is where you do tweed, casual blazers, top coats etc.
Veeky Forums is a libtard echo chamber. Not like autists on Veeky Forums would be able to think for them self anyway
>implying diversity is anyway necessary or useful.
>khakis
They're called chinos you fucking normie idiot
AKA khakis.
Milo's a gay jew, he's an anathema of polsters.
that low test mangirl
OP here. You faggots actually replied to my shitpost. All tho, the IVY league white guys with strong jawlines pic dump was pretty cool.
google bernie sanders and find one pic where he doesn't look like he's going to die in the next 2 hours
noice :)
I think you mean...
>Brayden
>James
>Samantha
>Christian
>Megan
I mean...
>Laikkoln
>Jemmikka
>Things white people name their kids
What.
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