Marcus Aurelius Antoninus: Effay Meditations.
Wherein Marcus Aurelius recordeth, What and of Whom, whether parents, friends, or masters, by their good fits and counsel, he had learned.
Of Veeky Forums I have learned to be hipster-ish but cool, and to refrain from fedoras and cargoshorts. From the memory of shitposters that begot me I've learned effay behavior. Of /r/MFA I've learned to match my belt with my shoes, to always wear buttonups, and to not only wear, but also shill in favor of minimal white sneakers.
Of him who brought me up, to always avoid NB shoes because they're whack as fuck. Of my great grandfather, to always value a good education so I shall never have to endure physical work to spend $85 on a T-shirt, and to always excel when the teacher looks vaguely fuckable, and that I ought not to think too much, else I would reject the bigotry of Veeky Forums.
Of Kanye, not to busy myself with buying shit tier clothes just because it's tied to a celebrity, and not easily to believe bullshit about dressing like Don Draper, which is commonly told by neckbeards, autists, and people born in 1920 and before, as I look equally shit in a 3 piece suit in a fedora as in my new Yeezy clothes.
To MFA I am beholding, that I first entered into the conceit that I want to dress well and cure myself of graphic tees. And then, that I did not fall into the ambition of ordinary 20 year olds going off for college, dressed like a broken middle-aged man after a day spent in office-core threads. And that I studied fashion and arts, neither of which I know anything about, but mention everytime the effay lifestyle is in question. That I did not use to walk around in my bathrobes, because I've read a thread about a guy wearing female thongs and found them more comfy than any robe.