How do you hide your penis

do you guys put it sideways? wtf? I always put it straight down. feels more comfortable

mine is too small to be seeen

This, and:

Enjoy ur deformed hunched dick

i hope you aint kidding.

i can't be the only one

Not him but mine bends slightly upward when erect, so if I point it straight down in my pants it makes it straighten out a bit, actually

ducktape it to your taint

not joking

/penis/ general

no pls don't do this

Why hide it? People want to see it.

I catch more guys admiring my dick than I do women

This info graphic isn't really useful because the words "big" and "small" aren't clearly defined.

e.g.
>woman A prefers big penises, but considers 4 inches to be big and has never had a penis over 6 inches.
>woman B thinks small penises are fine, but considers 8 inches to be small, and has never had a penis under 6 inches.

etc.

Apparently the best kind of dick to have is pointing upwards it hits the upper wall of the vagina better.

That certainly looks better than OP's pic though

only if it's not small

goddamnit user, you made me sad

how small are you, handsome ?

i'm 6.5 inches, do you guys think i'm a dicklet?
no girl every complained to me and they seemed to enjoy it, was it all a ruse?

no average is 5.1"

Wear underwear you disgusting numale

Your ruining ur cock m8
Upwards pointing is master race
Upwards pointing makes up for a small dick since you can hit the g spot

no it slows down growth

S/o to all my Mandingo dudes out there, stay hard

>higher rise pants
>no skinny jeans
>boxers that actually are your size
>thicker fabric
>pants without stretch materials

wear good denim. my petite standards control my dick nicely

nah dude, I'm the same 6.5 and I've never had complaints and have always had a lot of sex with each partner. I've even had girls call it "big" although general consensus was that it was "perfect" which basically sounded like it wasn't particularly big but a lot better than a tiny dick

wait, best kind of dick? I thought it was supposed to point upwards when erect, naturally?

>tfw my dick points upwards

Feels good man

ok lets see have a comfortable dick in my pants all the times and get a hunched dick or have its uncomfortable for the rare chance of me having sex which might be more enjoyable for the girl. yeah ill choose the first

mine always pointed down maybe cause

wear boxer briefs or briefs instead of boxers you fucking manchild

You look unconfortable in those pants

Also if you wear darker colours it's less noticeable

why would you want to hide your dick, user? you know grills like that sort of thing, right?

I agree. Guys judge women by their bodies all the time, why can't women do the exact same?

Wear pants that fit properly. If it still shows, you have no reason to hide it.

>81% prefers an average looking man with large penis over a hot looking man with a small penis
is this bait? equal would be ugly looking man with big penis

>tfw average dick
>points forward
I want to get off this ride

>you know grills like that sort of thing

Well..

Have you considered tucking?

get some snug briefs

Is grower master race a thing?

grower checking in.

Why is grower even a master race.
Imagine this:
>Grower and a Shower have same size when erect.
>One has considerably tiny penis when flaccid
>Someone else sees it, it's awkward, humiliating and will probably be made fun of.

then growers come here and call themselves the master race.
wat

This

Who said they couldn't?

is it small enough to do that? lmao...

flaccid penis is not supposed to be seen

>Is grower master race a thing?
No. A guy having a small penis is unattractive even if he isn't hard. obviously how big it is matters most when it's hard but it's a turn off when you're with a guy and he just has a baby dick again as soon as you finish. And girls like to see some dick through your pants honestly so just let it show. seriously just google dickprint.

any source on this? or is it just an info that some troll made up?

Right

...

Wear a kilt

youtu.be/CKf1IdlDErc?t=57

That motherfucker is the reason why I found out about growers and showers

do you walk on with a hard on all the time?

You're damn right I'd be embarrassed, mostly for the girl because the dumb cunt doesn't understand basic biology.

in my mouth

This.
The grower master race guys here probably have never had sex and think that girls won't see your tiny flaccid penis before sex.

/threads

I can read all of those names just fine

how insecure are people on Veeky Forums?

>show them this thread
>show them WAYWT

grower bois

You don't. Why are you all so fucking GAY

Do you wear your dick up in briefs, like in your pic?

drop crotch pants

seriously, its about time western fashion learnt some manners

checking in

Being a grower is objectively more Veeky Forums. Ever seen classical statues with gigantic flaccid dongs? No, because it looks barbaric and distracts from a person's overall aesthetic. But having a tiny penis is also not great in any way, so the obvious compromise is to be a grower. Besides, girls like to watch it double in size. It makes them feel like they're doing something right.

>get tampon
>put in ass
>tie your dick down

small penis master race

classical statues are gay, big flaccid dicks are the most effay thing in the world. i wish mine was even bigger, wouldnt mind having the same size soft as hard

>classical statues are gay
>lurks Veeky Forums
kek

I wear three pairs of pants.

Thank you user for trying to not kill everyone's self esteem. Godspeed to you!

>tfw you can never swim at pool parties
>tfw you can never wear sweatpants
>tfw you can never wear basketball shorts
>tfw you can never show off your flaccid dick

feels bad

check iiiin

Okay, yes, but then it gets hard, right?

affirmative.

There's literally no need to hide your penis especially if you're a girl

Exactly.

Also any woman over the age of 17 should've been through a rudimentary biology or health ed class, and it should be covered.

So if she laughs at a flaccid dick she's legitly retarded and you should not fuck.

I don't. I'm kind of an

sauce

>penis
>girl

lol at people recommending boxer briefs... there is a reason why balls hang away from the body retards

>implying most young women's perceptions of sex haven't already been ruined by porn either

mine don't

ever heard of dressing for the body you have and not the body you want?

wear lose fitting pants with thick fabric. as well as boxers.

What to do with crooked weiner?

OP here. I bought some boxer briefs and it didn't help at all.

This would probably work for me but also it would feel pretty weird since I've always worn boxers.

Hammer is straight or cut the curved part off

>not getting hard before she put down the pants
go to doctor

how old are you omg no girl in r9k told me that. they told me it doesn't matter so it doesn't matter. only women's opinions matter

Have you heard about those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords! Curved. Swords.