My dad says I look like a nu-male. what can I do to change that

Just shave, fuccboi

This is only true of those shitty hipster Clark Kent glasses, more traditional glasses are fine for people with thinner silhouettes.

Conversely those thick frames really only work for people with chronic babyface in my experience

How on earth does your dad know the term "nu-male"?

Get rid of those glasses. Get something more sleek and not bold.

his coworkers son called his dad a nu-male and this coworker told my dad and my dad thought it was hilarious and he Googled it. then I told my dad only Veeky Forums people really say that. then I showed him Veeky Forums and he thought it was funny and "neat". so he's probably here right now somewhere.

You are very attractive :3c

You sound like a 5yo stuck in the body of an adult male.

well I'm 26 and still on Veeky Forums. so that's about right.

Im 32, who cares. This isnt Cartoon Network. You cant really grow out of Veeky Forums.

>Grow out of the last space for truly free speech online without repercussions

Yeah tough luck nigz.

Nobody on Veeky Forums knows you are actually the ghost of Harambe shitposting from the Zoo offices.

I don't know wtf your trying to say but it made me laugh.

Step 1. Be alpha
Step 2. Don't be beta

follow these 2 steps and you won't be a nu-male

Also don't make dumb faces like that in photos, that's about half the battle.

pic related

Don't know why I posted the small pic

why are they all pulling stupid faces

nu-males. It's also the 'I'm so funny with this hilarious hat that shows how funny I am lmao what are you gonna do?' face.

They're insecure about their face.
Uggos often do this.

gavin mcinnescore, op?

If you want to look like a huge pussy I guess

do i look like a nu-male?

so your saying I should get one of those make america great hats? can someone send one up north for me?

so much for being the master race, buddy aged like mayo shaking my head
get into guns and drive a big pick up like the rest of them

my God yes.

No, just kind of short and unopinionated

Sickening

>I'm 26
>wtf I hate women
Jesus grow the fuck up man, you sound like a fifteen year old

that's what happens to white people. age rapes them. then all they are left with is money, superiority, respect, brains, power.

Can somebody translate this ugga bugga gibberish to English please?

lol I'm joking. I just say that to my gf for kicks.

OP you look fine. Keep the beard. Just get rid of those glasses and get better ones that aren't so huge.

We don't know what lotion is because we don't get as obviously ashy.

any good examples. I was thinking of getting persol frames.

Succ

>tfw 26 and my coworkers think that I just get out of high school

you look like a dad, bro

honestly its just those shitty fucking glasses

fucking lense crafters

You look fine, just trim the beard.

What. Nigga no, get a wire frame. Preferably one that only has half the lense secured. Numales like thick frames on their glasses.

Tell him to get the fuck off Veeky Forums, he talks like a teenager

>hipster
Buddy those glasses are normie as fuck, what you call "traditional" (wireframe) are only worn by fashion conscious people, and shut-ins from flyover places who haven't been to lenscrafters in 15 years

It's the glasses + beard. If he had one or the other, I don't think he would fit the "stereotype."

Yep, your dad called you a faggot. Good on him for taking no shit from faggots, even if his own son is one.

I thought OP's pic was fucking tai lopez

Shave the Beard
Keep the Moustache
get bigger glasses

>daily reminder that the term "nu-male" was created by neckbeards during the gamergate who were jealous of normies with a gf who didn't get upset over video games.

the fuck I heard that shit 2008

fems made it up to describe guys who were sensitive to female issues

Why so mad?

he was just memeing, user

what the fuck is up with the left corner of your mouth

>wire frame
Veeky Forums makes an attractive dude into a registered sex offender, more at 11

You're really hot. Don't change anything except maybe your frames. You look like a younger more attractive Gavin Mcinnes.

shave the beard, keep the mustache, get contacts, grow hair out and slick it the fuck back

Lose the beard you fucking faggot

Don't listen to these faggots. Keep the beard it looks really nice and full.

The guy in the middle row to the far left looks like those E.T.-clone fuckers from Doctor Who with giant bug eyes.

>t. nu-male

Bearded men are sexy as fuck. You probably look like a queer.

>Bearded men are sexy as fuck

Not when they're grouped with those hipster glasses and hairstyle.

Glasses are better than contacts, so keep those, and they don't even look that bad. The hairstyle suits him well.

The worst thing is the beard. So it's only logical that he gets rid of it.

>user is pretending "nu-male" isn't just code for any ugly/beta looking guy who happens to have a beard and glasses

Fuck off. OP is hot. Nobody in real life is ever going to group him together with """""""""nu-males"""""""""

Also contacts are for pussies.

>not knowing the "wtf i hate x now" meme

26 huh? Well for your sake I hope you're just terrible at lying about your age. You look almost mid 30s.

I actually like your look OP, you have a masculine enough face to pull of those frames without reminding me of the kind of guys I run into on campus all day. That being said, it's a little hard to tell when you're making such a silly face.

Do you lift? Your dad probably wouldn't be saying this shit to you if you benched more than him... a goal which all males should strive to accomplish before they're 30. Then, when he tells you, you can just remind him that you can bench more than him, and you could fuck his wife and turn him into a worthless cuck with the snap of your fingers.

You also kinda look like pic related.

Oh shit, OP does kind of look like Freeman.

get buzzcut then call me cuz u look like a hot daddy

26 going on 46 alcoholic dad that beat his kids and wife face ass shaking my head

>my dad
Bet he got divorced or someshit and was lured to MRA shit. lel great dad op.

Replace the dad

Found the woman

His father did.

id fucc

wtf I hate women too

>classic nu-male selfie face scrunch
it's probably more your personality than anything else

wtf i hate "wtf i hate x now" now

your dad knows modern terms like nu-male?

IMO nu-male has more to do with behavior than appearance.

just laugh it of and don't pay it any attention.

Nu male isn't a real thing. Ignore your shitty dad.

got punched

you look like walter white

No hate but you look kinda old for 26 moisturize mah nigga

Why do people do this? Are they trying to be "quirky?"

Anyway, I think it's a perfect storm of the face-scrunch, the beard, and the glasses. Remove 2 of those three and you'd be fine.

Nice face shape get a buzz cut your hair makes you nu make

stop wearing glasses

own it dude. go full twink mode

Your probably skinny fat and carry yourself without any sense of confidence.

Shave the beard or grow it out more.
Get new glasses.
Don't slick your hair back.
Iron your fucking shirt.

Buy some glasses you think a manly manly motherfucker would wear.
Those glasses are childish and academic.

sorry that's an old picture. I changed some shit up a bit.

>tfw i know you
you are a nu-male so it suits you lmao

paul?

there are so many guys with glasses beard and slicked back hair its just so meh
you could be replaced with literally anyone else and it wouldnt matter

Don't make stupid faces for photos. Shave your face. Don't put product in your hair; just comb it while wet. Then you'll look like a normal guy.

As for clothing, wear normal shoes, not outrageously long leather ones. Only solid color button down shirts; no small polka dots or any of that shit (maybe stripes are ok). Wear normal fitting slacks; not tight ones.

Opposite of this, pretty much.