Post your ideal effay wife

This t b h

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Nah I disagree. It all depends on the shape of the girl's face and figure. Short hair on that girl accentuates her cheekbones, neck and shoulders. Pity about that garbage-tier jewelry though.

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>she

yikes @ this pic lol

He was literally perfect.

I'll never make it.

Works on girls with small petite features who just look bland or overwhelmed with a lot of hair, but the problem is loads who do it have big man features and it makes them look worse

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Young Rick was a babe

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My waifu :3

Sky is wifey

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She's a whore.

he kinda looks like my mom when she was 18

On the right. I'm 6'4 so she looks my size...

what if shit happens and your child ends up a manlet

I'd enroll the little bastard in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu so he could btfo of bullies.

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from /r/tall

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>tfw no twitch streaming gf who is actually decent at video games

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qt xenu

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The nose knows.

wew lad muh dick

who dis?

some bitch who posted in a rate thread

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nice t shity

wtf

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I love that arrogant/confident vibe some chicks give off. Makes me so mad, yet so enticing.

people would rate her 9/10
almost anorexic
cold loveless marriage
sex very rarely
we barely see each other during the week and always do our own thing
in fact we even live in different places much of the time and barely know which country each other are in
both have manageable heroin and alcohol addictions
both extremely rich and mostly live off money but do a form of prestigious work

>manageable heroin addictions
Is this Victorian England? What the fuck, Sherlock Holmes.

Katrina Bowden, on the right, will always be the best looking person alive

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A-asmr girl?

Perfect face

lydia graham

her looks are going down hill but she's still like top tier wifey choice

YES YES YES YES YES

>the only reason girls cut their hair is to be more unique to men

okay fedoralord

how soft is her skin omg?

not sure, most hapa chicks seem to have the same fucking phenotype though

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are you my ex~

kys

*tips fedora*

giraffe neck. She must give incredible deepthroat sessions

ideal gf:
Dresses colorful and effay
thicc asf. Butt thicker than oatmeal, not worried about tits

Me:
Dress in all black
Chubby slim or skinny fat, working on it you guys

That way me and her can contrast and look like opposites of each other but be madly in love

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That just means she'll do anything in bed

hmmm nah...

Basic.

Your mom is my effay wife

any effay pornstars/cam girls
other than ashe maree

Who dis

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How horrifying.

your mom is actually really effay and good looking. I hope your dad is/was equally effay. And most importantly, i hope you obtained some of those genes.

She ugly af irl, but in this show she the only girl for me

kill yourself

pleb

I'd fuck her.

What a qt. Would berry

She looks like my classmate.
I feel gay when Im looking at this pic

who is that? is she an active twitch streamer?

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ITT we learn that Veeky Forums has a strong interest in child brides

religious qt

shes fucking 10/10 qt

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>strong stance
>looks dynamic

enough for me

Hi goy

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agree