I'm going to get a TopKnot. What should I expect?

I'm going to get a TopKnot. What should I expect?

Expect a lot of Veeky Forumsggots to shun you

You're a little late there, Champ.

looking like an ugly nerd

please don't if you want to be attractive and not look like a meme

that was cool like 2 years ago. just shave your whole head. you look like a faggot with long hair or an undercut

Expect to see a shit ton of other guys with the same hair as you

>only following trends

Undercut and manbuns never die. Your meme crew cut will.

The only thing worse than being a trend hopper is to be late to the trend.

So if you want to look like you're an out-of-touch faggot, go ahead.

Top knot was always gaf as fuck.
Either get a proper undercut or a man bun.

It's the undercut that's timeless. You'll be hard pressed to find a more dated (as in, easily placed) haircut than the manbun. It hadn't been a thing before the 2010s.

if you're looking for roasties' opinions I fucking hate topknots with a passion

I'm wearing an Undercut since 5 years and the Bitches love it

This

Found the baldman

To be three years too late.

>being a fggt trend hopper

This looks like fucking shit.

>a top knot is a mixture of two of the trndiest hairstyles of 2014
>2014

To get made fun of

Predominantly be females

To look like an average tasteless sandnigger as you can find them in every Western European city.

W2C other haircut infographs?

Are you a Samurai / Ninja (Asian warrior)? No? them don't wear it.

To be hit on by basic homosexuals

Amen to that. Fuck sandniggers.

it will slide forward within 15 minutes, and you'll just have a ponytail in the middle of your head

who dis

i think the normals still think this is cool so probably some compliments from girls dressed like han solo

This look is gay af unless you want a girlfriend who wears uggs and dresses shittier than you do

Oldfag here, I had an undercut/top knot from 1993 to 2003. Let it go.

Unless you look like the guy in that pic, don't. Man buns and top knots only look good on broad shouldered, stubble bearded, muscular and good looking men. Men of history with this haircut were jacked vikings and badass samurai.

99% of people who jump on this trend wagon are skinny twinks or fat as fuck hipsters that look absolutely fucking try hard retarded and awful.

just out of curiosity what would be a good haircut for a fat guy? do you just go blend in-mode until you get fit or what?

expect lots of dicks

Hair should be the least of your worries

just pretend for a moment that you are a fat guy and your hair has started covering your eyes. how would you cut it?

You certainly have no idea on history and think the sea-hipsters form the show Vikings resemble realistic vikings. Faggot.

Not him but I'd start wearing a cap and try to lose weight.

a topknot

I am jacked with broad shoulders faggot not everyone on fa is a some skinny aids twink ps FUCK YOU

Back to /pol/

Post pic or stfu

Top knot looks so much better without shaved sides.

Also keeping some hair on the sides is better for versatility

>what to expect
judgement

y u even?!

man buns only look good if you have a full head of long hair.

An undercut looks better than an undercut topknot

The only reason why I could pull it off was because I had it in 2011/2012. So yeah, unless anyone in this thread has a fucking time machine then it's time to look for new avenues and let the meme bun die in peace.

It's just mullet of the 10s and it's already embarrassing

you look like a fucking moron if you wear this