I experienced possibly the worst scenario I've ever encountered personally today. Below, I will describe what happened to the best of my ability.
I walked into the local coffee shop to buy a medium double double before I headed out to my friends house to work on his truck. I walked to the counter of the empty shop and pressed the little silver bell to alter a worker I was there.
She came out with hair purpler than one could imagine. I mentioned her hair was very purple, to which I did not receive a response.
"Hey, can I get a medium double double please."
"No, sorry, I refuse to serve racists."
"Racist? What do you mean?"
"Look at your hat. You're going to tell me you're not a racist? Look at your jacket too. And let me guess, a buzz cut underneath?"
I stumbled for a few moments on half-words and gave up. I turned around and walked out, back into my 2016 Jeep Rubicon, and drove across the street to Tim Hortons where they served me gracefully and kind.
This is what I was wearing. Do I look "racist" to you? I am racist, but I didn't know I LOOKED racist...
Kayden Thompson
tag is still on the jacket, this is a pretty long post just to disguise the question of whether you should keep it or not
Austin Price
calling bait but she was probably just a tumblrwhore and thought that "all conservatives are racist" however your hat does scream hillbilly. rest is a-okay, perfect center in terms of political standing
Joshua Jones
Bloody fat Canadians and their gay problems.
Lucas Robinson
its because cultaral communism and femimisnazis !
Adam Thomas
what in the fuck is a double double and Tim Horton is a dead Hockey player. what the fuck are you on about.
Aaron Long
I cant tell, but is your'e hat a camo hat? If so thats most likely why anyone would immedaitely assume you were rednecky/conservative and therefore racist.
Jayden Ward
You should have read her name tag loudly and then mumble something: "You'll be one of the first we'll put in the camps."
Robert Morgan
You look like shit, which is pretty offensive to the human race tbf
Joshua Allen
How can I improve my looks?
Kevin Myers
plastic surgery
Camden Moore
Lose the cap, the meme beard, the fat, the coat, the trousers, probably need a haircut too but I can't really tell
Just start over basically. You aren't ugly so that's going for you.
Cameron Cooper
thread
Connor Sanchez
Stop dressing like a racist
Owen Garcia
you have klan eyes bro, nothing you can do about it
Kayden Wright
Is every itt new? This guy is basically autistic and he's posted on a couple boards numerous times. Apparently he's actually seen some shit but he still always makes posts like this.
Samuel Jenkins
I love how they don't get the fucking irony of judging a person by how they look to assume you judge people by how they look, clearly racially charged because you're white.
Cameron Peterson
you look like you'd fit right in on the duck dynasty cast
Jackson Gomez
If this isn't bait, would report this shit to her manager
Nathaniel Cooper
Don't listen to these faggots, just get rid of the camo hat lol. You look great
Gavin Lee
how new are you faggots
Ryan Lopez
you qt just lose the handlebar
Noah Brown
wow I hate neo fa now
Jordan Brown
If this wasn't in Alberta/sask then I guess I'm not surprised.
You'd fit right in to rural Alberta. But then again, they are pretty racist here.
Adrian Hernandez
I'm pretty new. Explain what we missed, grandpa.
Lincoln Sullivan
hide dangies threads
ignore dangies posts
do not reply to dangies posters
Lucas Rivera
you look like you've gotten fat, maybe its the beard tho
Christian Adams
Hey it's that guy from /soc/ who fishes for compliments wearing a disguise
Kayden Jones
srs though who is this guy?
Caleb Lewis
You don't look racist. You look and sound like an autistic faggot.
Samuel Myers
you look like a fucking racist dude, its fucked up.
Brody Brown
2 cream 2 sugar. That's it. Double double's easier and more fun to say. In French though you just say 2 creme 2 sucre though.
David Peterson
Stop being racist.
Christian Diaz
Gotta wait a few weeks for all the Asians to buy ma-1 clones from Uniqlo and then no one will think they're skinhead anymore.
Eli Powell
Love this guy
Julian James
Bomber jacket are usually associated with skin heads. For the stupid people
Samuel Reed
It's been a month now. Racks are still full here. Not copping one cuz I already have an off-brand bomber - strongest race
Jayden Butler
I've been seeing MA-1s around Melbourne a bit lately, not just on Asians. Before recently I can't remember seeing one on someone that wasn't middle-aged and over.
Brody Lee
the only shameful thing you did was to not ask to speak to her manager.
Landon Hill
This morning I went back to the coffee shop. This time, I wore a much different outfit.
I wore tight black jeans, a black t-shirt, and this blue flannel over top with a hockey hat.
Again I was greeted by the former purple-haired girl, who had now changed her hair to a pale green.
"Hey. Medium double double please."
"Coming right up! Hey, you look kinda familiar. Did we talk on Tinder before?" She began giggling and smiling at me.
I stared into her soul and she was met with a resounding...
"No."
Aaron Hernandez
Honestly your face gives off that insecure racist vibe
Christopher Thompson
What is the point of wearing your hat backwards?
Dominic Rodriguez
prevents redneck
Cameron Scott
I don't believe you, and you sound like you're either extremely autistic or a legitimate sociopath.
>I am racist, but I didn't know I LOOKED racist... Yeah, kinda sucks when people make assumptions about the person you are just based off your appearance, huh? And yet you mention your server's hair color as if that's supposed to imply some shit, like oOoOoh I bet she's an essJayDoubleYou just fuck right on outta here with that bullshit, boy
Liam Morris
I always burn my nose and forehead, never the neck
Jaxon Brown
a+
Nathan King
I mentioned her hair color because it was the only interesting part of her appearance. If you had ever read a piece of literature, you would know the author describes the characters. I made it a point to know that her face was entirely bland by not mentioning it.
Ryan Hill
i dont pride myself on being a Veeky Forums veteran, so this does not hurt me at all
Jackson Johnson
"sorry i refuse to serve nu males" was what she really meant
Colton Morales
seriously you look so racist, not cool dude. it's 2016
Brandon Barnes
I've been on Veeky Forums for years and never seen this copypasta, get your self-righteous ass outta here
Joseph Bennett
Kill you're self my man
Ryder Powell
lose weight shave
golden
Elijah Davis
Where you from alberta user
Chase Cruz
> If you had ever read a piece of literature,
Jackson Cruz
>Veeky Forums for years >haven't seen this fag post in the past year or so
Ethan Rivera
Lmao
Samuel Bell
thats because its not a copy pasta you colossal retard
you would recognize these dangies shitposts if you'd been here longer than a week
Aiden Bell
File a complaint or something. Pretty sure she will get into a fight with her boss aswell and call everyone racists.
Christopher Ramirez
goddamn you could be 10/10 hunk if u went to the gym
Ethan Moore
i miss casey
i wonder what casey's doing now
Mason Cruz
>This is what I was wearing. Do I look "racist" to you? I am racist, but I didn't know I LOOKED racist...
Jeremiah Diaz
You need to lose some weight.
Julian Gray
Wear exactly the same nect time, go to the exact same person and if she does the same shot again you go to the manager and get her fired like someone who's not a fucking Nu-Male