ITT: we post why we'll never be effay

ITT: we post why we'll never be effay

>tfw weak ass jaw line
>manlet
>deformed asymmetrical lips
>too socially awkward to pull off anything anyway

>be me
>have great jaw line
>6'2
>beautiful lips that women complete all the time
>super confident and can pull off anything

I generally would kill myself if anything was less, how do you guys sleep at night and or jump off a bridge?

I've been considering suicide since late 90's

Coping mechanisms
Sports
This board =(

Since the matrix came out? God damn thats a long time. im sorry bro

also we just don't know how it is to be attractive and we have nothing to loose

>Manlet
>Crooked nose
>Slight ptosis making one of my eyebrows drop much lower than the other
>Big ears that can only be hidden by long hair which doesn't look good on me anyways
Anyways, thanks op, I needed to vent a bit

>be me
>have it all, (tall, slim, good jawline, girls complement me a lot, stable job, in school, etc)
>still terribly afraid of rejection
>too much of a bitch to ask out this cute girl who's obviously into me because im so scared shes going to reject me
>can't even bring myself to ask her out for drinks or coffee
wtf is wrong with me :(

hahaha survival of the fittest, sorry bud. just end it already and stop whining you little bitch :(

>tfw been on this board for 5 years and super effay but still a virgin and girls don't even notice how well I dress except for one girl but she is the girlfriend of my friend

Define survival

>5'4
>receding hairline plus diffuse thinning still appears full though
>crooked jaw (going to fix though)
>big chin in a not good looking way (might fix this)
>Roman nose, I like it though

I thought you were supposed to dress effay for yourself...

use shampoo with kerastase, eat shredded linum seeds everyday

>mouthbreather jaw
>hawk nose
>asymmetrical face
>kinda psychotic

>I'm heterosexual
>I'm not a Virgin
>Girls crave for my dick

Dress for yourself not for the others.

>tall and thin (6'2" 140 lbs)
>blue eyes
>still cant get girls

fuck

lol im ugly as fuck but im tall and blond and have qt gf

>6'1
>good jaw
>fairly good facial hair, can grow a nice beard

Buuuuuut

>chubby, used to be skinnier and able to put together sick fits
>agresssssivly balding at 24
Two years ago I was just receeding a little, now the temples are coming back harder and the crown is going. Thinning all around too. I figure with Toppik and frequent haircuts I'll have another year or two max before I've got to shave it and rock a buzz forever.
Feeeeels suuuuuper bad.

what

I'm on that finasteride swag
its worked well for maintaining

>tfw I have a friend who looks like this just more handsome and aryan
>We are on a party, I'm his Wing man for a girl he is really into
>She says he looks like a preteen
>She starts to touch my beard and says she likes my hair

>140 lbs

bro you need be like 180 in otter mode, unless you're gay or want to bang scene chicks and Asians

is that pic you?

nice

>or want to bang scene chicks and Asians
Who wouldn't want that?

propecia is finasteride.
It will be 3 years I'm on it in in December.
I don't think I really got any regrowth maybe a little. Mostly it maintained my hair and I was spiraling down fairly fast before than.
As far as side effects I got watery semen for a few weeks, and minor ball ache here and there the first week.
Nothing since then. My libido spiked for a while for a 6 month span I was jerking it like a twice a day everyday. Testosterone levels rising is common.

i'd be into you!

>5'4" and have a little bit of belly fat
>the clothes i want to wear would only look good if i were taller and thinner
>only flattering clothes i've got are boring and tweecore
>despite sharp jaw + other severe features i only ever look feminine or like a tween boy
>spend all my money on skincare, can't get a good haircut or wardrobe

>weak jaw/severe overbite
>bad teeth (too embarassed of them to ever really smile)
>acne scars
>unibrow (at least my glasses cover that up mostly)

i'm about a 6/10 i think
>tfw want Veeky Forums to help me but don't want to share a picture

>thick hair with nice texture
>shit hairline

why

>5'11
>160lbs, in the best shape of my life
> nice cheekbones and jaw
>beautiful, thick curly hair

But

>Shitskin
>Too damn hairy
>Big Jew nose
>kinda shitty teeth
>very mild Blount's syndrome so my legs look weird as fuck in a lot of pants
>shitty posture

>6.2
>140 lbs
>Great jawline
>awesome personality
>able to pull of literally anything
>life still doesnt feel complete

>6.2
>140
>able to pull of literally anything

>blobby disgusting puffy nipples that stick through shirts
>no drive to do anything that doesnt bring me instant satisfaction, im supposed to be forcing myself to write right now in the middle of the night on three projects i got an extra chance on this year that i failed last year, if i do them i fix two F's but i suck so for some reason im not

>tfw I will never feel this feeling

idk man I think I realized looks fade and I don't give a shit. There's more to live for than being attractive.

Anyway have fun killing yourself when you're 45 and have lost your looks

That's inbreeding for you my friend.
Where do you collect your welfare?
I guess Sweden or France?

>5'7
>165lbs

should I just end my life Veeky Forums ?

>beautiful lips that women complete all the time

at least my lips are whole

no, just focus on a better diet and exercise routine senpai

Dont pretend tall and skinny isnt the optimal height

body type**

>be fat
That's about it, I dress nice and shit to the best of my ability despite my bidy, and I still get compliments on my style from guys and girls, and still get the puss and succ. If you can't but I can you really need to kill yourself

>chubby thighs
>shit hair
>ugly nose

at least one can be solved with exercise

>weak jaw/severe overbite
>bad teeth (too embarassed of them to ever really smile)
>unibrow
>tfw want Veeky Forums to help me but don't want to share a picture

Start with breaking the unibrow! Might feel like 1 useless little thing to do but you will feel a little better than before, every 1% of confidence makes you more attractive
And about the teeth, fix them or rock them
Don't be to uncomfortable about them it won't help your jaw thing either

You look like a child, grow a beard or something.

Legal immigrant to the US, came here in '01. I've been a citizen for about three years now, friend :^)

Haha! I'm so happy I look good!
>Asymmetrical jaw
>Ptosis
>Long neck
>Terrible skin
>Just ugly as fuck in general
Oh well! I would rather be ugly and muscular than ugly and not muscular!
>Wide hips
At least I've got smarts to compensate!
>Always been the slowest kid, only better than the actually retarded kids, did shit in school even if I tried
Who needs any of that when I've got lots of money?!
>Poor from a poor family in a poor city
At least I'm healthy!
>Inherited both side of families long line of terrible eyesight, bad back issues, terrible mental illnesses, and a whole lot more

I'll do it someday.

congrats; that's a hassle to go through

are you literally me
I'm sort of built but the only thing I've really got going for me is an "okay" face.

>mix raced afro hair whe i just want to be white.

>to tall
>bad skin
>weird legs and hips

Alex?

First initial of their last name?

just make out already god damn

>be last month
>tfw 5'4 and 227lbs
>bought all size medium clothing to force myself to lose weight
>gained 10lbs
>literally nothing to wear to first day of classes tomorrow

WHAT DO I DO

5'8" , and only 115 pounds. have the typical slim asian frame, if i gain any weight I'll look fat as fuck. in a few years when my metabolism slows down I'll gain like 30 pounds. also long neck

eat once a day
drink 64 ounces of water daily
and run daily fffs
sort it out m8
dr

I literally look like Le Happy Merchant, but fat.

>manlet
>physical handicap
oh well

yeah
thx senpai

You don't have a long beck youre just so skinny you look like a twig u fucking pencil neck

i live in honolulu, lots of asian chicks around

>Ugly
>Loose skin from losing weight too fast
:(

i just turned 18 so pretty much

>king of manlets height
>large nose
>still struggling with acne
>shit posture
>let myself get fat

at least my hair is made by gods...
I will never get an asian qt and slowly fix my lineage

>5'7"
>105lb
>male

>>unibrow

Just get a pair of tweezers. You can fix that in 5 mins.

>5'11" male
>long legs, wide hips
>small shoulders

Fuck everything

>ugly face
that's all i have

>ITT: we post why we'll never be effay
>never

Nigger you can remove the unibrow

>gynecomastia

kekd

at least you still get to experience this beautiful life
and the love of Jesus Christ.

or you can be like that one Ukrainian Jewish guy that was famous and dated hot models but was ugly as fuck

what was his name

;)

>thinning hair
>lots of facial moles
>lips fucked up from bitting them

>Jewish
I already said I'm poor as fuck, buddy.

If you're over ninety it's probably the best option to just get it over with now

>work as a customer assistance executive for a bank
>probably will never afford SLP, even more by the fact Hedi left the brand
Well, at least i can make my own clothes

>manlet
>jaw almost there but my face is slightly chubby
>a little fat
>big nose, not crooked, but big
>social anxiety
>l can't pick up hints for shit
>live in the third world

>make
h-how

>decent jaw
>real broad shoulders but Manlet so look like a dwarf
>jumbo giga nigga, hook nose
If I iust had a normal nose I think I'd atleast be average looking

Nothing I'm samesies. I got a girl in my bed the other day but was too afraid to make a move. We actually watched the movie and I pretended it was because i was really into it

>facial moles
I know this feel too well. one day well be able to afford a removal surgery

You sound exactly like me minus the ugly nose, the shitty social skills and the bitching about living in a third world lmao

jesus christ dude

>manlet

frustrated 4ever
at least i have a cute girlfriend

>at least i have a cute girlfriend

for right now

I did the same last monday, picked up a girl, went to the movies, she payed everything, we where alone so we started getting it on before the movie started but we eventually fucked 10 minutes later. Nice body, perfect DD titties and some nice pink pussy and nipples. Sucks to be her boyfriend tho, she posted a pic of him visiting her and giving her some chocolates later that night. I asked her about it and she told me she didnt love him anymore, that she sawed him as a friend and the guys knowed, he just wanted to be together until his birthday so he could try to get her in love again. Felt bad for the guy tbqh

kek

who else /wide/ here? All those comfy fits look dumb on me.

I feel you mang
>tfw wide manlet

I also am a manlet, comfy core is my all time fave and the only way to pull it off is to buy kids stuff (XS is usually difficult to find in adults sections)

Are you meming? How short are we talkin here? I'm 5'6 and I've never had to shop at a kids store.

170cm which is 5'57 I guess. life is pain.
while I can find nice fitting shirts easily, trousers never, and I mean never, fit me right. my legs are fucked up

>be me
>in the same boat as you

feelsgoodman