This witch appears in a cloud of smoke in front of you. She lets you have one wish thats Veeky Forums related

that's a letterman

as for my wish, I would like to be naturally more lean.

Nothing im literally perfect
[spoiler] except in bed.. I can't please a women and I cum in 30 seconds kill me [spoiler]

my puffy nipples to go away for ever, i want perfect nipples instead

either fix my teeth or make my acne scars disappear

which one is more Veeky Forums?

get rid of those acne scars

here you go breh just saved your life getpmd.com/product/personal-microderm-black-men-bundle/

I'm 5'10 so you know the answer

thanks
then i'll use my wish to fix my awful awful teeth without having to have my mouth wired shut

Remove acne
fix assymetrical nose
But MOST importantly: BRING FA STORES TO MY SHITHOLE COUNTRY

i would ask for white people hair

bmi below 18

Fuck off Rick go drive a Lamborghini or something you rich fuck.

4 inches and 12 Kilos

>bullying Rick's mom

That's low, OP.

Bigger dick
I'm fine but most of my cofidence issues stem from be having a 6.5 peen

To be 6' 4" or 5"
or to have nicer looking eyes

post pics

Bigger breasts

Taller

Perfect bone structure

All my body hair to be gone

make me taller why do I have to be a manlet

trickier dick

Was this at Alchemist?

Either bigger dick or taller.

only one of those wishes is Veeky Forums related

costs about 4k if you're in toronto
one of the better choices i've made

umm what how

Better chin.

Perfect hairline and no balding ofc

Hmm, more discipline. Lack of it is the only thing holding me back. I've got my goal height, happy with my face and have good body structure, but I am just so lazy.

taller, everything else is already goals on fleek baka senpai

taller

just 2 (maybe 3) more in

Her accessory game is out of this world

Full head hair until I die (twist: I die immediately... wouldn't mind)

To be happy

More symmetrical
Gilbert's syndrome gone
More consistently brooding voice
Owning a gallery space in a lit area
Money
..a Honda civic

Look into chemical peels. Don't go too hard though you can permanently damage your face

Honestly most black people would look strange with hair that thin. Just ask for good hair

a gf

So you wish you weren't fat

Pics or your ugly

5'7 male

Taller. Even if it's just a couple of inches and I'd still be below average.

Fucking seriously?
Here's what 99% of men don't seem to fucking understand -
Work on all the shit that leads to getting a woman thinking about fucking you long before it happens, getting her wet thinking about it, and the rest won't matter.
IF you get a girl naked and DTF, you've done the 99% of effort, now just fuck.
Give her an orgasm before penetration and her vulva will be so swollen and sensitive any penetration will feel huge.
Unless you literally have a micropenis.
In which case, you are fucked and should just remove yourself from the gene pool.
Jk don't do that, my average penis looks huge compared to you guys...

Also, I'm guessing game you watch too much porn. Stop watching guys with baseball bats for ducks and your confidence will increase. FYI, Mike Adriano or Jules Jordan have very average looking cocks.
Also, camera angles matter, that's all I'll say about that.

>She lets you have one wish

Having said all that,
Upon consideration, I'm happy with my 6.5",
But I'm not happy it's a 'grower' not a 'shower' -

Most guys and girls don't seem to know more about this - a 'grower' is only a fraction - maybe 20% - of it's full size at rest, and gets considerably bigger upon erections - whereas a 'grower' looks more impressive at rest, since it is always at approx 70-80% it's full size upon erection...
So... I guess I would like an 8-9 inch grower.

BTW, the average vagina is only 6 inches deep, if you watch most big dick pornstars, they struggle to go balls deep, and fuck faster to overcompensate, since it's harder to notice.

If you read any candid interviews with female pornstars most are terrified of the bigger guys, and only 'size queens' who get pounded by big dicks over time, get stretched out.

Take away my facial scars O kind witch

I just wanna be pretty like bladee

I would wish to age slowly and beautifully.

to have a better personality or to be more confident don't know if that counts

definetely i'd ask to be taller

A better looking nose.

I'm seriously considering surgery. It's just kinda bent.

perfect dress sense

I can make the perfect fits at any time for any occasion for any one.

oh wait never mind

I want my hair back

ahhh jesus christ no god please don't do this to me I will suck your dick

perfect hair that will never fade away or turn grey

Please make me not red headed

Please

if your a guy im so sorry...

please be a girl and marry me though thanks

No. I've been called 'godlike' or 'perfect' in the body threads here because I'm tall and thin. I'm trying to get lean and also do better in university because I don't have the discipline to work on my goals and get off the porn/computer.

I set goals and know my priorities but the only thing that motivates me is fear.

But women are midgets these days, you have nothing to worry about. Tall women rarely ever have attractive faces.

He sucked the witch off, so she gave him 2 more.

>dick goes from 2" to 6"
Funny how nature do that

I'm 6'7" so don't need taller, I just need clothes to be proportionate :(((

plz michelle

>the vagina is only 6" deep

this is what small dicked guys really believe

a gf

grant me pic related, O witch of fabrics and threads

not the same guy but vaginas are about 4 inches deep when empty, and can normally accommodate up to 8 inches of cock

a thick head of hair for the rest of my life
or just copious amounts of money so that I can pay for a thick head of hair and any clothes and shit that I want. whatever.

Either fix my disproportionate jaw or my height, probabably height no one notices the jaw thing until I point it out.

just $$$

thicker dick
better jaw
manlier physique

I'm pretty happy with myself.
Perhaps wider hips or 3 inches of height.
am 5'7"

pics

only 1 wish bitch!!!

"I wish people could accurately describe me as tall and rich"

OP here forgot to mention that if you do ask a wish she takes your soul as well.

make me look 10/10
6'2" chiseled god

sicc, defined cheekbones

lancia stratos or perfect skin

other than that i'm obviously perfect

no trouble getting girls without either of them so i'd probably pick the stratos for myself

Stamper tier head shape

But what happens when I lose my soul?

Look awesome in everything i wear

master race genetic hair

thanks for letting us know how hot and good at getting girls you are, you seem really certain of that fact

i bet no one's dumped you in the last 6 months

eternal damnation breh

k a?

triggered

i wish for fashionable party drug experience with friends on Ibiza where everyone gets laid and everybody has fun

Straight hair and earlobes. Easy.

Straight ear lobes? Wat

a better life.