Normie stories

Comme de garçons are pretty weird if youre not into fashion. It's kinda like going full Rick.

Isn't the whole point of fashion to show off to your friends and normies? If no one approves what's the point?

reeeeeeeeee

Double dubs tells the truth

Bruh the fuck are fake chucks. Like shoes like pottery and Ramones?

any time some normie starts giving you shit just say
"whoa sorry mister fashion expert. wow we got a real fashion professional here. are you queer eye for the straight guy or something? why you looking at my clothes dude? they are just clothes, did know you were so obsessed about how other dudes dressed lmao"

the butthurt reactions are priceless and it works EVERY time

Wearing this loose black unstructured trenchcoat
>Are you goth?
>lol you look the goth kid from South park
>don't neckbeards wear this?

Kill me

That's part of what keeps fashion exclusive though. I personally dig how most normal people are anti-fashion, because it helps keep lame people out of the fashion world.

Bought a new marino wool sweater from local designer.
>omg user, I have the same sweater! You got it at h&m right?

>normie asks me which dfo i got my Common Projects Achillies Lows TM at
>Say I got it at SSENSE (Pronounced it Snessy not essence as they wouldnt understand incase they've come past it before) for 450 usd
>laughs at says he got his "common project" adidas lows at the adidas shop for 60 usd

Literally hate normies.

>normie girl tells me she wants to shop with me
>"I can dress you up user! Let me shop for you, I can make you so fashionable"
>she thinks Zara is top tier fashion
>she wants to make me look mfa

Why do normie women think they're fashionable?

>zara top with huge branding
I've never seen Zara branding and I work in Zara.

lmao where the fuck do y'all live where this is actually occuring

Cdg play might as well be uniqlo, it's not weird at all

Instead you get anyone who's "into fashion" making it an essential part of their identity, resulting in terrible taste and idiotically easy commercial exploitation. Would much rather have a general dogma towards cultivating personal style, even if conservative, than what Americans have now.

what do you usually wear?

Never let a woman dress you they don't have any idea how to dress men.

But men have the best taste in women's clothes, call me biased, call me misognyist I dgaf its the truth. Seifuku everyday 2bh

You must be fun at parties. Fucking sperg, that sou ds like an advise my mom would give me if i was bullied at school

>she thinks you're cute or hot and your clothes are the only thing that makes you not perfect in her eyes and you still cuck yourself

Do you wanna become a wizard?

Wtf my dude? You queer eye for the straight guy or something?

>dressing for women
>calling other ppl a Fuck
>implying looking like a wizard isn't the ultimate form of effay

Lol ok

I say it like g-g-g-unit

For real

>double dubs

maybe even zara is fake
nope, some chinese knockoffs

letting the opinions of normies sway your fashion choices isn't effay

>wear shirt and black jeans
>that one guy who wears oversized LFDY snapback, jacket and tee which goes to his knee
>user your fit looks like shit LMAO

>surrounded by nothing but athletes in college
>they're always in athletic stuff
>wear Chelsea boots one day
>everyone looks at me like I'm an alien

They're just looking at you like you're a faggot, because you are.

this would be believable if the average man didn't dress like complete shit.
>men have the best taste in women's clothes
every thread on Veeky Forums that is female inspo has a bunch of guys posting whore-core

so nah, wrong again.

>wearing my brand new Jordan 1s, trapstar jeans, fear of god undershirt and a trapstar hoodie
>some twink wearing skinny jeans and some stupid looking girls boots comes up to me
>"wow user I bet that outfit took a lot of time to come up with, very original"

god i fucking hate normies

gas the normies race war now

probably some flyover state lmao

meant to reply to

Ahhh now I know. Thanks stranger on the internet

Kek

>'Why do you always wear black?'
>'Black is boring!'

>proud of having figured this out

Just look how many male designers there are succesfully designing for the other gender vs the other way around

cdg chucks are normie as hell

i always see a handful of people with them on whenever i go to the mall

>tfw have a group of normie friends who only wear shit fits from rei
>judge clothing based on how athletic/outdoorsy it is even though they're the most innercity sedentary fucks
>shit themselves over anything slightly durable or water resistant

>"lmao you went to a thrift store? haha are you poor or something? I have some breathable polos if you want"

I'm going to have a fucking aneurism

>user are you gay?
>really? I thought you were because of the way you dress

this is the most autistic thread i have ever seen in my life

>tfw dress significantly better than all my straight friends
I fucking hate being a stereotype

Did you return it and buy the h&m sweater?

>marino wool sweater from local designer
post pics fag

Holy fuck it does work

I have automatic lmao

yea me as hell

>somehow Japan or anime is mentioned and a few people look at you.

I can't help that I'm a faggot.

i see cdg all over my uni nowadays, almost as much as meme smiths

CDG Play =/= CDG

>go to college with two separate campuses, one huge urban one, one ~30 minutes out of the city
>all the athletes go the former, as it has all of the relevant facilities
>go to this one too
>everyone walks around in athletic stuff, especially now that it's still hot out
>can't wear anything i like or i'll look extremely autistic

i'm sure the colder weather will just be dudes in sweats and moccasins but i think i'll be able to get away with dressing better

yo nobody cares, wear what you like you self conscious boob

i definitely don't dress for other people, but i'm new to the campus and don't want to make a weird first impression

I only have Chelseas because I needed something to wear to a rodeo in Mexico a long time ago. I got them in a cowboy shop. Because that's how most people see them

Damn, i knew americans were uncultural but i didnt knew they were such a shut in retards

>cdg play
>like going full rick
KYS

This probably has something to do with no man wanting to be seen in clothing named after a female. It's more accepted the other way round.

They were probably into fashion and laughing at you for wearing fucking meme shoes you dork

Normies around me are fucking mystified by cuban-heeled ankle boots on men. It's the one thing I get the most compliments on but I'm sure lots of people think I'm gay

>look like shit
>get told
>"but they look even shittier"
classy