Effay weapons

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how about you check out this gunblade umbrella you little fucking pussy

The Walther PPK, aka James Bond's weapon of choice.

Blued carbon steel gives me a raging boner.

Opinels are cheap, French, and pretty classy.

For all the weaboo faggots out there...

The Finnish make a knife called a "pukko" that are functional, elegant, and cost as much as you want to pay.

Mein nigger!

the keychain

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>tips fedora

if the barrel was 3 feet long that would make a nice cane

I still have one in my basement

expendable baton is the only answer

TA-DAA

pirate core is the next thing
get with the times

extendable.

kill yourself op he won.

I wonder if a pencil could actually be a good weapon.

I mean it's fairly subtle and I imagine, if it's sharp enough, you can easily stab somebody's throat with. The only question is whether or not it would do enough damage.

tactical pens my dude

SCUD missiles
Ancient Chinese hornets nests
Katyusha rockets
Non tacticool looking bow and arrows

E F F A Y A F F E

I have an ofiginal one of these from when my granddad was in the SS

Are they worth anything?

Imagine filling the cartriges of those pens with poison. You could go on a killing spree with nobody noticing it.

yep but not really a weapon.
You will cut yourself trying to kill someone with those.

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Switchblades look cool, but are shit as a weapon.

Also edgelord AF if you have an all black or pearl handle.

My knife is pretty Veeky Forums

gaming equipment is the most non-Veeky Forums thing ever

I don't care. It's not like I have people in my room anyway. I don't even play games tho.

Someone watched rocknrolla

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>butterfly knife
Just fuck my shit up fampai

>it's not like I have people in my room anyway
Im sure
>I don't even play games tho
Wasting money on gaming tech and not even using it? why would you lie on the internet

Don't sell somthing like that, you should keep it and pass it on

THAT GUN

>implying your fancy knives have the functionality or durability of superior stone age engineering

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FYI: these are still made only they have a fleur-de-lis in place of a swastika.

how do you use that exactly?

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Kek

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Getting killed by a pipe bomb is definitely not fashionable. That's why you should always carry a pipe bomb in order to disarm other pipe bomb wielders. No other weapon can match the power of a pipe bomb.

Well, I played games when I bought them a couple years ago

This desu

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>reps
Fucking disgusting.

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This

embarrassing

this man speaks the Truth

goat

Held a few of those and some were pretty nicely crafted, would use.

Yeah that totally answers the question...

How do you hold it?

w2c

first you must lose a hand
then you screw it into your stump
then you start slashing

militaria-net.co.uk/3rd-reich-daggers-hitler-youth-dagger-p-31.html

So first I'd need to lose my hand, and then I'd have to have a special mounting for my weapon(s, since one would be boring and you need new ones for each fuckin fad Veeky Forums goes through) in my stump, I'd have to find a craftsman and surgeon and say "hey, could you build me a special contraption to hold a weap-... I mean a fork or a knife?".

Also, it seems impractical, but then again impractical is totally effay

how can i get my refrigerator to do that

Scarily underrated post

mercutio's was better m8.
Also why no scope

It's from a movie you fucking retard.

is this a bolt action pistol?

Outta tha way ya yella-belly bastards

I thought she was going to stab those plushies.

>tacticool hipster mode

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lmao that's true
>joker-core

Did you have to add the part about James Bond.
Cunt.

f i n l a n d m e n t i o n e d
puukkos are good stuff
better than moras

>having superior stuff isn't Veeky Forums
>wasting money on superior stuff isn't Veeky Forums
l m a o
are you stupid or just poor

o shit.

I stabbed a kid in middle school with a pencil while messing around. Then I somehow pinned it on him and got away scott free. Still amazes me to this day

i pushed a girl down choir bleachers in kindergarden cause i had a random impulse to do so. all i got was a call to the principles office, while she got a black eye and bruises arms/legs

m16 wood finish

>gaming tech
>superior

it's just overpriced shit, for the same price there is ALWAYS something better for "gaming tech"

cool, reminds me of the service rifle from new vegas

I love me a good old fashioned Model 10. It's stereotypical as hell, but there's beauty in it. Also it's gotten numerous of my ancestors out of dodge so I owe it something.

the new vegas one was actually based off the prototype armalite ar-15, which had the charging handle located inside the carry handle, similar to the g36 and famas.

the ar15 proto was eventually developed into the m16, and then progressed on to the more modern variants.

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Don't listen to this AR fag, OP, AKs all the way.

Agreed.

This is my carry piece when I want to pretend to be Veeky Forums but am instead literal-fedora-tier.

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I, too, like to dress ridiculously while using AKs.

I have the exact same piece of shit knife. Except mine doesn't have a dumb purple windows xp default wallpaper design on it.
And everybody itt is wrong. Cz p01 is most effay weapon.

>fails mud tests everytime

Bullshit. Back when AKs were cheap, we'd tie one to a rope, throw it in a pond, then drag it through the mud months later and fire it without issue.

That's a load of horseshit.

you aint shit