Jet black

>jet black
>no headphone jack
>thinnest smartphone ever

Is this the most Veeky Forums smartphone of all time?

looks like any other iphone

iPhone SE and Galaxy S7 edge are the GOAT phones

>Tfw when have to choose between clover and iMessage's effay blue bubbles

Who else got that dilemma I chose clover in the end

"Hey phone manufactures, we'd like bigger batteries that way our phones don't die so fast if we use a bunch of stuff."

"Fuck you, you're getting a shit battery in a shitty crepe-thin phone."

>Bought the 7+
>wears skinny jeans
Tell me how fucked I am

>Not dashchan
yikes!

not that fucked as long as you dont put a massive case on it

I have a Nexus 6 and I wear skinny jeans. I just stuff it in my crotch.

>2016
>skinny jeans
wew innit

Definitively the most Veeky Forums phone fro this year. The gold, pink and grey iPhone 7 look fucking awful tho

while the jet black looks real nice, the fact that it doesnt actually come with the bluetooth headphones is a joke

also its not the thinnest, motorola has one that is almost 2mm thinner

This phone is fucking ruined, not by the removal of the headphone jack, but by the fucking camera jutting 2 fucking mm out of the rest of the case. Completely destroys the design of the entire phone. GG, Apple

It's pretty shit that they decided to start doing that in the 6 but samsung followed suit but didnt even do it right; iphones have sapphire glass over the camera lens to prevent scratches

At least in the 6 it's literally just the camera, not an entire fucking platform jutting out looking like a fucking landing platform from star wars

It only looks like that on the 7 plus because it has dual cameras
The 7 has a similar bump to the 6

Ive's been phoning it (no pun intended) in since Jobs died

Was considering the iphone 7 to be my first apple phone but the no head phone jack is too much.

The iPhone 4/5 were objectively the best iPhones both design-wise and functionality-wise. Everything since has been downhill gimmicky shit

RIP Steve

im holding onto my 5s until the 7s drops, it's rumored to be a massive design overhaul

if it sucks im getting an SE

>OMG NO HEADPHONE JACK
listen friends, let me explain, the lack of a headphone jack isn't what makes this phone bad, infact, it's a step in the right direction, what makes this phone bad is that apple is using a proprietary connector rather than usb-c or some shit to make a new universal standard (which means now all headphones for the iphone 7 are exclusively only for apple products) so we can have better audio quality and they're ALSO charging 60 bucks to solve a problem we never even had or wanted which is an accessory to make it so you can charge your phone and use headphones as the same time

that being said this isn't the thinnest smart phone ever, looking at you BLU Vivo Air LTE

anyhow, this is just another apple product, the camera idea is neato i guess, if you like iphones you'll like this phone, if you don't, you won't, i don't think it's effay and in general i think it's hard for phones to be effay because in the grand scheme of smartphones they all look so similar from more than 20 feet away that it doesn't matter

nothing will top the black iphone 5s

Too bad the screen shatters if you drop it 6 inches off the ground

>hurr durr

>skinny jeans
>not regular or taper jeans
faggot

This isn't even a picture of the jet black one

in the exact same position except I'm starting to lose faith in the 7 and will probably wait for 10th anniversary iPhone which will probably be a hologram or some shit

>itt: paid apple shills

>what makes this phone bad is that apple is using a proprietary connector rather than usb-c or some shit...

Yep. So now companies such as Square will probably have to charge higher fees to vendors resulting in consumers having to pay a little extra.

>tfw moto maker master race

im thinking of downgrading to either 5se or just a 6s for my next upgrade, the 7 is so fucked

can't even charge when you're listening to music.
what a garbage design

oh and great another tiny adapter piece u have to pay $20 for if u lose it.
fuck apple.

Post Jobs apple is fucking dead i swear. Where am i going to buy my tech shit now?

$80*

>thinnest smartphone ever

Why did you pull that out of your ass? I

If the Note 7 didn't have branding on the front and didn't FUCKING EXPLODE with normal use I think it would beat out the iPhone 7 pretty easily. It's so close to being perfect. If they got rid of that branding and reworked the camera so it wasn't asymmetrical on the back of the phone I would have basically no complaints (at least about the design). Hopefully the S8 is just a smaller version of the Note 7 because they really nailed it, finally, except for the battery thing obviously.

forgot pic

HIT THE ROAD, JACK

>tfw using SE
Ease of using one handed, and top tier CPU performance.
Also no shitty camera bumps.

Feels superior man.

BOUM !

>listen friends, let me explain, the lack of a headphone jack isn't what makes this phone bad, infact, it's a step in the right direction,
can you elaborate on this without sounding like you suck cocks?

I really want an iPhone since iMessage is so convenient and people make fun of me for green text bubbles
but Veeky Forums apps are so convenient
I have T-Mobile so even when my data gets throttled Veeky Forums loads fast af and clover makes it look non autistic

It's gonna be the standard in a few years
They should've used USB type C instead of lightning tho, they used it on the MacBook so there was no reason to.
And they should've added 2 charger ports so you can listen to music while charging your phone

nokia lumia 930 in white is the most Veeky Forums smartphone

apple turned to shit after steve jobs died.

>It's gonna be the standard in a few years
explain how this is a good thing. explain how a shitty digital system is superior to analog which hasn't been topped for years? this is forced change, it doesn't bring any improvement.

one of the only gold accented phones I would actually consider buying

5s was arguably the best looking iphone

Same here. Love its design. Considering buying a LG or moto instead though

Why aren't the earbuds also black?

why don't you buy a 5SE, it's a perfect phone.

>green bubbles

underrated post

>mfw i updated the same 6s in rose gold with maximum storage space for free yesterday because the 7 came out

>having small hands
Kek

Nothing beats this. iPhones are as basic as you can get.

Nexus 6p master race

>skinny jeans
but the iPhone 7 wasn't even released in 2013 user

>propagating an Apple marketing ploy, online, for free.

I hope you're not doing it for free.

>autism

>Post Jobs apple is fucking dead i swear. Where am i going to buy my tech shit now?
have it as my work phone it is so unbelievably bad it hurts

hmm I thought of it as my sister is getting it.

note 4 master race here

...

Not sapphire glass on the camera or anywhere on the phone. Jerryrigeverything did a scratch test proving it's just normal glass.

This. I really like the 6Ps design. Too bad I couldn't afford it. Oh well, the original 6 isn't too shabby.

What would be the difference between skinny jeans and taper jeans?

Apple's days of "innovation" are long gone... The only keeping them afloat is your money, and they'll sell you anything to get it.

According to tear down's of the iPhone 7 and 7+, the space occupying the old aux port's turf is a barometer that tracks altitude. Because you definitely need that. The second vent is only to deceive you.

kek

I don't understand the point of even giving away an adaptor to begin with if they already bundle wireless earpods in the box. It's clearly a money making scam to flog new beats headphones and the sheeple who buy everything Apple tells them won't care the headphone jack's gone so why bother with a stupid adaptor again?

they don't include it in the package, it costs 8 bucks

the included is free retard

the adaptor is included retard

The earpods are not wireless. They are thunderbolt instead of 3.5mm jack. The wireless ones come out oct for $160

who cares dude its just a phone

Dying for a new model. This phone is as fast as a brick.