Stage names

I'm about to start scoring gigs and I need a stage name. What are some effay names to name myself? I'm thinking something along the lines of a famous celebrity's name or the name of an 80s NBA star

how are you scoring gigs if you dont even have a stage name

Try the wutang name generator

I got intelectual overlord, its eh. Already have a decent name tho

Dude McManbro
Chaz Übercuck
Marty "Don't call me "McFly""McFly
Dick Lick
Rod Taker
Ash Pounder

I'm exaggerating. I only have 1. It's my first. For now I'm using my actual name, but that one is extremely enteric and boring

Hugh Mungus
Mike oxlong
Ben Dover
Clint Toris
Anita Bath
Wilma Dickfit

Yamabushi Niggers
KungFuckers
Insallah!
Justin Beaver
Kindergarden of the Dead
Calamari Lollipops
Skyscrapers Made of Flesh
John Doe and The Buttfuckers

Whatever you do don't be one of those hacks who call themselves a pun on a real celebrity's name.

Like Ill Murray, Hoodie Allen, that kind of shit. It's advertising that you're an unoriginal idiot.

Some of these are kinda good

I would never. Those names are quite corny

Silly (your first name)

Harambe
Preschool Prostitute

Effay

here ya go op Wilma Dickfit is the correct answer

Yeah, they're literally the worst.

I guess Com Truise is the only one who's of only any real merit, but even then, it's mainly because he's a good musician; it's not a great name.

Damn Oxton

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Masha Babko

This guy just sexually harrased me.

MC Shouldagotten Arealjob

Cop Or Not?
Sicc Fit
Hitler Youth
Full Rick
Dad Core

Danny Sexbang

Com Truise is pretty good, desu

Trill Clinton
Phony Soprano
Big Wayne
Triceracocks
Bruce Jenner

Big McLargeHuge

Belisar

I'm a dj and I have the same problem

Here are the names I'm considering pls r8

John Gibson (my real name)
Achilles
Archdiocese
marmota monax
chartreux

Also non serious ones:
From Russia with bud
Codeine Bryant
Sammy Toasta

Mox Fulder

Just not archdiocese

the latin shit is lame
go for Achilles or Icarus

Bobby glober and the mad rads

DJ SS+GOMAD

Flicc Flasho

I've got some you should really pay me tho

Window Seat
Postmortem Rawdog
Tones
background talking

I actually like Window seat and Tones

Alex English

ANITA BATH AHAHAHA

Codeine Bryant is hella dope nigga

Tenac

Magic the Johnson
Clyde Sexler
Charles Snarkley
Cream Abdul Jabbar
Larry the Bird
Big Robert Perish

You just reminded me why I dont come here anymore

you remind your father about why he drinks

calamari lollipops is p dope desu