What are some effay reusable water bottles?

what are some effay reusable water bottles?

ideal effay water bottle:
>doesn't look like shit
>doesn't leak
>made of glass because that's the most effay material to make bottles of
>no dumb cyberninja seal that takes forever to unscrew and makes you look like a retard

w2c?

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bump, wondering this as well

>made of glass
It's best to store water in glass, but I want something I can hike with that won't shatter if roughed up or dropped.
I'd prefer metal

i could see the argument for a stainless steel bottle under those circumstances, but in my experience they make the water taste like metal

are there really no glass bottles that don't break? i feel like we should be there by now

lucozade energy bottle with the label ripped off

nice shape bottle, no lines and random shit like most water bottles

Nah m8, if you are going to go down the reused drinks bottle route, the newer 750ml Evian bottle with the slightly translusent red cap is a brilliant piece of product design.

*couldnt find any images of it online though.

that has a queer shape and is made of plastic

that one is made out of plastic too

we are talking hobby grade bottles here not plastic baby toys

>carrying around a glass bottle
>all that weight on your frail skeleton body

Insulated 20oz klean kanteen in matte black

Glass is heavy and people will think that it's alcohol. These guys vargooutdoors.com/ make the most effay water bottles, imo. They're expensive but they go on Massdrop every now and then.

Thanks for the recommendation, that looks nice.

Does the metal make your water taste different?

VOSS

I buy a gallon of water if I am in a situation where I need a water bottle. There is never a situation where I find myself in need of a tiny amount of water like 20oz. I drink those bottles as soon as I open them then throw them away. Small water bottles are just worthless imo.

All cool rock climbing kids have this.

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Nalgenes are the best

hows mine?

Looks like the vape of water bottles

well tipped my friend

thanks family

Looks like a medical urine container

I handle piss at a rehab center and no it doesn't. Pis is contained in small plastic vials sealed in plastic bags.

>not carrying a gallon of water and refilling it at the filtered water fountains in Uni

>filter water fountains.
Those things are legit but you look like an autist filling up the water

>not getting your water from the mountain spring near your home where the government doesn't go fuck with the water

Its being filtered at the fountain dumbass.

there is no fountain you nigger it's coming out of the mountain, it's a fucking spring

>drinking flouride

wake the fuck up!?!

lol nvm are you actually implying your government controlled estrogen fountain has drinkable water?

lmfao

this.
Other bottles like sigg and hydroflask are nice, but they have little details like rim width that bug in comparison.

>muh spring
High chance its coming out of a tap :^)
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Its filtered.
>projecting

>never having water freshly made from a desalination plant.
Scientific water is best water.

You are a fucking sheep.

I pray to god the government decides to give you HIV and sterilize your pathetic husk

You're dumb

>Tinfoiled this hard.

Nigga all my water is filter and clean. Also the shit you think that is in "govt" water is a sham. Unless you live in Michigan.

Most of the stuff in it is to make sure it can survive the trip to your house. All the crude picked up is built up or breaches.

I bet you don't even live somewhere clean enough to drink collected rain water.

and you are drinking out of a urine cup made of plastic

He said with his testicles shriveled and his chin receded

>Being a little bitch that hard.

If you are so concerned about that, then you must already have shriveling balls and and a receding chin.

Back to the basement with you.

I'm a man and my heart is big. I bleed red because I'm angry. And I'm not going to take it.

YOU PATHETIC LITTLE FOOLS JUST FALL FOR IT HOOK LIKE AND SINKER. THE NEW WORLD ORDER JUST COMES IN AND PUTS CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO KEEP MEN LIKE YOU WEAK! I'M A MAN AND I EAT BEEF! MY EYES ARE OPEN RRRRAAAGGHHH!

Thanks to your estrogen pumped hips and prominent ass you couldn't enter the door to a basement if you wanted to

yea

>implying being a trap is bad these days.

Imsdal just cus

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"Filtered."

Besides I don't really want to drive down to the lake and fill up my jugs with green water like a African.

How come you don't have an Adam's apple user?

Well the government thinks you don't need one so it's probably all good haha

>doesn't even know that the controversy is over unfiltered tap water
Study up on your infowars.

Pic related

>he thinks that the NWO universities filter out the flouride and estrogen

How fucking dumb are you? You think that they aren't dosing you with that shit when they're shoving their poisonous ideologies down your throat. Huh?

HUH?!

How can I even hold all these sources?

yeah, looks good with your nike socks and slips and gym shorts you fucking peasant

Your womanly body can't hold anything you little bitch

Stay in the dark you limp wristed fairy.

A glass water bottle OP? For travel?

Are you serious?

Talking out your ass then

no u

how effay is my water bottle?
gotta get that CDG strawberry shirt to match

who /jar/ here

anyone brave enough to take their jar to class and stuff?

pretty good

what's the cap look like?

these bottles with the ceramic lids are pretty effay imo

Oh god

pls no

don't be that douche

>brave

Oh you poor fucking soul. Nobody is going to make fun of you for bring a jar to class. They're just going to think you're a try-hard hipster or just autistic.

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plain white metal cap

Nah they're post ironic retro

project much?

Why do people who don't know what it means keep using this buzzword?

>subject change

Looks like someone is insecure.

About flouride and estrogen in the water?

Are you retarded or do you just like using words you don't know the meanings of?

At least I'm not a basic bitch who thinks simple tap water is a conspiracy.

More words you don't understand? Jesus christ, you can't even parrot correctly.

Really nice!
W2c?

yard sale

Nah, tastes like normal

are u a fucking dirty filipino

this t/bh

literally his backpack; fucking bandwagoners

ugly asf glass meme made in usa cant ask for more