ideal effay water bottle: >doesn't look like shit >doesn't leak >made of glass because that's the most effay material to make bottles of >no dumb cyberninja seal that takes forever to unscrew and makes you look like a retard
>made of glass It's best to store water in glass, but I want something I can hike with that won't shatter if roughed up or dropped. I'd prefer metal
Thomas Gomez
i could see the argument for a stainless steel bottle under those circumstances, but in my experience they make the water taste like metal
are there really no glass bottles that don't break? i feel like we should be there by now
Ryan Powell
lucozade energy bottle with the label ripped off
nice shape bottle, no lines and random shit like most water bottles
Easton Walker
Nah m8, if you are going to go down the reused drinks bottle route, the newer 750ml Evian bottle with the slightly translusent red cap is a brilliant piece of product design.
*couldnt find any images of it online though.
Asher Carter
that has a queer shape and is made of plastic
that one is made out of plastic too
we are talking hobby grade bottles here not plastic baby toys
Isaiah Bailey
>carrying around a glass bottle >all that weight on your frail skeleton body
David Adams
Insulated 20oz klean kanteen in matte black
Oliver Perez
Glass is heavy and people will think that it's alcohol. These guys vargooutdoors.com/ make the most effay water bottles, imo. They're expensive but they go on Massdrop every now and then.
Liam Reyes
Thanks for the recommendation, that looks nice.
Does the metal make your water taste different?
Bentley Rivera
VOSS
Charles Jenkins
I buy a gallon of water if I am in a situation where I need a water bottle. There is never a situation where I find myself in need of a tiny amount of water like 20oz. I drink those bottles as soon as I open them then throw them away. Small water bottles are just worthless imo.
Jaxon Allen
All cool rock climbing kids have this.
Lincoln Brooks
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Daniel Turner
Z O J I R U S H I O F F I C I A L W A T E R B O T T L E O F / F A /
Jason Long
Nalgenes are the best
Colton Brooks
hows mine?
Dylan Rodriguez
Looks like the vape of water bottles
well tipped my friend
Evan Baker
thanks family
Logan Evans
Looks like a medical urine container
Asher Martin
I handle piss at a rehab center and no it doesn't. Pis is contained in small plastic vials sealed in plastic bags.
Luis Baker
>not carrying a gallon of water and refilling it at the filtered water fountains in Uni
David Powell
>filter water fountains. Those things are legit but you look like an autist filling up the water
Hunter Gonzalez
>not getting your water from the mountain spring near your home where the government doesn't go fuck with the water
Zachary Evans
Its being filtered at the fountain dumbass.
Gabriel Bell
there is no fountain you nigger it's coming out of the mountain, it's a fucking spring
Gabriel Moore
>drinking flouride
wake the fuck up!?!
Dominic Davis
lol nvm are you actually implying your government controlled estrogen fountain has drinkable water?
lmfao
Austin Gomez
this. Other bottles like sigg and hydroflask are nice, but they have little details like rim width that bug in comparison.
Oliver Hernandez
>muh spring High chance its coming out of a tap :^) > Its filtered. >projecting
>never having water freshly made from a desalination plant. Scientific water is best water.
Jaxson Perry
You are a fucking sheep.
I pray to god the government decides to give you HIV and sterilize your pathetic husk
Charles Williams
You're dumb
Nathan Hill
>Tinfoiled this hard.
Nigga all my water is filter and clean. Also the shit you think that is in "govt" water is a sham. Unless you live in Michigan.
Most of the stuff in it is to make sure it can survive the trip to your house. All the crude picked up is built up or breaches.
I bet you don't even live somewhere clean enough to drink collected rain water.
Alexander Nelson
and you are drinking out of a urine cup made of plastic
Easton Young
He said with his testicles shriveled and his chin receded
Liam Harris
>Being a little bitch that hard.
If you are so concerned about that, then you must already have shriveling balls and and a receding chin.
Back to the basement with you.
Ryan Powell
I'm a man and my heart is big. I bleed red because I'm angry. And I'm not going to take it.
YOU PATHETIC LITTLE FOOLS JUST FALL FOR IT HOOK LIKE AND SINKER. THE NEW WORLD ORDER JUST COMES IN AND PUTS CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO KEEP MEN LIKE YOU WEAK! I'M A MAN AND I EAT BEEF! MY EYES ARE OPEN RRRRAAAGGHHH!
Carson Martin
Thanks to your estrogen pumped hips and prominent ass you couldn't enter the door to a basement if you wanted to
Asher Sanders
yea
Lucas Davis
>implying being a trap is bad these days.
Jace Roberts
Imsdal just cus
Lucas Gutierrez
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Jordan Rivera
"Filtered."
Besides I don't really want to drive down to the lake and fill up my jugs with green water like a African.
Landon Hernandez
How come you don't have an Adam's apple user?
Well the government thinks you don't need one so it's probably all good haha
Connor Kelly
>doesn't even know that the controversy is over unfiltered tap water Study up on your infowars.
Mason Smith
Pic related
Wyatt Powell
>he thinks that the NWO universities filter out the flouride and estrogen
How fucking dumb are you? You think that they aren't dosing you with that shit when they're shoving their poisonous ideologies down your throat. Huh?
HUH?!
Easton Evans
How can I even hold all these sources?
Eli Wood
yeah, looks good with your nike socks and slips and gym shorts you fucking peasant
Nathan Watson
Your womanly body can't hold anything you little bitch
Carter Garcia
Stay in the dark you limp wristed fairy.
Christopher Ramirez
A glass water bottle OP? For travel?
Are you serious?
Talking out your ass then
Jose Hall
no u
Jeremiah James
how effay is my water bottle? gotta get that CDG strawberry shirt to match
Ryder Martin
who /jar/ here
anyone brave enough to take their jar to class and stuff?
pretty good
what's the cap look like?
Nolan Lopez
these bottles with the ceramic lids are pretty effay imo
Chase Barnes
Oh god
pls no
don't be that douche
Levi Brown
>brave
Oh you poor fucking soul. Nobody is going to make fun of you for bring a jar to class. They're just going to think you're a try-hard hipster or just autistic.
Easton Campbell
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Gavin Collins
plain white metal cap
Noah Cook
Nah they're post ironic retro
Jeremiah Rivera
project much?
Tyler Ramirez
Why do people who don't know what it means keep using this buzzword?
Jackson Howard
>subject change
Looks like someone is insecure.
Eli Brown
About flouride and estrogen in the water?
Are you retarded or do you just like using words you don't know the meanings of?
Lucas King
At least I'm not a basic bitch who thinks simple tap water is a conspiracy.
Easton Sanders
More words you don't understand? Jesus christ, you can't even parrot correctly.