Post outfits that actually guarantee pussy. none of that faggy skinny thrift store 90s dad bullshit

post outfits that actually guarantee pussy. none of that faggy skinny thrift store 90s dad bullshit.

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>oxford shirt
>tapered(not skinny) pants/jeans
>white sneakers
As long as you have fit and color coordination down, you''ll look better then 90% of the people around you. Here's what I wore to the club the other night.

That's a lot of mirror jizz

Yes it is. Thank god it wasnt my house.

Why were they making margaritas on the loo?

Always

Sorry I misread thay question. It's a part house and that was saturday night.

you're pretty beautiful which probs helps. but ya, it's really not hard to just dress in a simple inoffensive but nice way.

Chili wtf is wrong with your hair

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> dat gyno

Thanks, and that's my goal. I'm in college and want to dress better then everybody else. My goal is nasocally advance normcore.

It was pouring rain.

Its called being fat

Goddamn iphone
Basically*
Advanced*

are you retarded?

the guy in op isn't fat at all

yeah I just have big ol nipples. fuck you guys.

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Those man boobs tho

Yo lol

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those are called erect nipples

He is a fat fuck. That body fat, those arms and thighs are atrocious. A staggering majority doesn't seem to realize you can be fat without being overweight. Its called eating a sizeable amount and never exercising, or "skinny fat". Often results in man boobs despite not being flat out overweight.

nah he's normal. you guys here all have eating disorder minds.

lose weight fatty

lol thats you? do you legitimately have a narcissistic personality disorder?

I guarantee I look 100 times better than you

no I like making Jokes out of myself and watching other people make fun of me for entertainment. check out this other sick fit I put together.

Nothing beats the easy-access outfit. Chicks dig sweats.

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nice attention whoring m8

what's the dark shirt on top?
see below, but to be real senpai, not lookin so grand
perfect

what?

i bet you fuck 100 girls every day and touch their boobies too don't you

>pussy

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The problem with axe body spray is... you smell like a blow pop

>what's the dark shirt on top
APC denim I got from the Mr. Porter sale.

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Lol he got beat in prison. What a cuck.