Attractive male general

>walking down street
>your mom literally jumps on my crotch starts forcing my dick out my pants
>i'm slyly winking and smirking at everyone around
>your dad walks by desperately tries to talk her out of sucking some random guys cock
>I slyly smirkwink at him
>mfw he's helping her take my dick out and seems to be annoyed but ultimately honored that she's trying to suck my dick
>I'm just there all like "xD dude what"
>she's blowing me hard
>I tell her I'm about to cum
>she looks me straight in the eyes and grabs my hips so that she ingests all of my semen
>I slylysmirkilyswinkilydinkily at her and teleport behind your dad
>I cum pure terre d'hermes all over your dads shirt
>the semen is half-sentient and arranges itself in goyard patterns
>mfw

>ridiculously attractive
>this insecure

cant pick both.

heheheh

>be at bar
>end up talking to group of girls
>One of them is a cute asian who's chatting me up but for some reason I think she's too good for me
>Talk to her thicc white friend instead
>She starts getting mad and asks if I'm gay

Girls really do be competing out here.

>girl gives me her number without me asking
>date and fuck her

and then I drank too much and lost my jawline

I'd be beautiful again if I lost 10lbs but I keep drinking.

I have only had brocolli to eat today as well as beer.

Asian girls are extra insecure girls. They hate that they're not white in my experience and are super sensitive about being asian.

>pass by group of females
>one goes "I like your face"
>keep walking

People who are interested in whites are typically rapists, this was the cause of the discomfort.

Weird, I actually think Asian girls awesome. And the only reason I chose her friend over her is because her friend looked easier haha.

exactly, but gay.

>tfw 8/10 redhead fucks you only because you look like Kid Cudi

I'm gonna hate graduating college.

Fuck are you me? I've dropped the drinking at least but I need to get off my ass and start working out again.

I curve Asian girls for white girls all the time and they get pissed. Especially when the white girl is T H I C C C C C C C C C C C and also cuz I'm Asian.

Working out is the only reason I'm not that fat. I keep working out but it's not like it used to be. I'm barely maintaining instead of improving.

>insecure high school kid doesnt know what to do with the feeling of a girl showing minimal interest so decide to make a thread about it on an anonymous sri-lanka based website hoping for other insecure people to circlejerk with

>decide to look straight when I walk
>3 random girls say hi to me over the course of a Summer

Wew.

Who else /grewupthinkingtheyuglybutactuallyhandsomeandstillfeelinsecureaboutallthefemaleattentionandavoidcontactwithfemalesbecauseofittothepointofstraituprejectingqts/ here?

>projecting this hard

Shut the fuck up

She just wanted to know where you got your food, because she was hungry.

Right, and all of the girls I fucked just happened to fall on my dick. Had nothing to do with their attractedness.

>walks to my house
>have to pass in front a high school
>teenage girls yell inapropiate throughs on my apparence
>le feel violated face

>expecting me to believe any self-circlejerking without proof

underage b&, first day on the internet?

God I would totally rail a high school girl so hard I was in line at the super and a mom was with her two hot volleyball daughters wearing those tight shorts where you can see EVERYTHING if it was socially acceptable I would've TOTALLY you know

>>self-circlejerking

Not masturbation, this is masturbation while spinning on an office chair.

lol people here are mad this dude's attractive. I'm not but props to this dude for dat self-awareness and for having standards.

l o l

>girls will say algae fly anything to me now
really

>be me
>sit down in lecture hall, literally every girl starts giving me side eye
>i get up to get food and literally every girl asks me where i got food
>teacher tries desperately to join in

So now you dress like r/mfa?

Woman detected
Everybody knows that every single man would f*ck anything, literally anything, if they can('t). A vagina its a vagina.

i laughed OP

anyone hating is just butthurt that they are disgusting subhuman looking scum

>looking at sweaters at one store of mall
>go to another store
>girl says "I saw you at the previous store, you look like a model"
>say "thanks"
>shuffle away quickly

woo lad, almost lost my virginity there

>Be in class
>Random support teacher sits next to me (short grey hair, thicc tortoise shell glasses, etc.)
>Pay her no mind just to fuck with her
>She's side-eyeing me, starts touching my hand as I'm writing
>Another dude sits next to her and wants his hands touched
>She touches his hands politely, but is slyly trying to get my attention
>Break in the class, so I decide to eat a crayon
>She asks me about where I got my crayon set so I could sniff/tickle her
>Other dudes jerking it into a sandwich bag
>mfw

You seem more interesting, even if they're just normies who don't get it.

>thicc meme

just admit you like fat bitches cause they're easy

actually i met few random models and they are awkward af

lel at this low test dicklet

>be me
>dress really effay
>make eye contact with no one
>go to class then home everyday

uggo detected

people frequently try to make conversation with me about my clothes or class but i shut them down quickly making sure they know im not interested in whatever they are saying

no one is going to put effort into talking to someone ugly, i know i wouldn't

>friends with the benedicts is on her way over

Me

raise your standards my man.

fat chicks are gross

woo, close shave

>implying OP's story gives off any vibe but that

>Trump supporter

Makes sense.

k e k

>stop liking what I don't like

>Obama/Clinton

What's it like being a poor dipshit?

>Be me
>Have actual secks tiem with a real woman

Wew

>he has a picture of something vaguely related to a political belief on his hard drive
>

just stop posting OP

A lot better than being inbred yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaawwww.

did you make this thread just to tell everyone that you talked to a girl once

Difference between thicc and fat bruh

How do you dress?

Wow, a real libtard

and here I thought they were just internet memes or middle aged women

Not gonna lie, your banter fucking sucks for a Trump supporter. I'd meme you out more but you don't seem worth it.

not really

Full rick

Dis thicc

its funny how you assume you have been talking to the same guy the whole time

kek

Lost at teleport

I'm actually a contrarian cunt who doesn't believe in the two party system and wastes his votes voting third party.

I like conservatives more though. Because they may be stupid but at least they aren't fucking pussies.

Marico q risa

this. do you have any friends op

outstanding. thats nice.

>bii mii
>have no chin but okay jaw
>un level eyes
>different shape eyes
>got dam button nose
>yellowing teeth from smoking
>patchy almost beard stubble
>6'1" 140
>dress like a twink writer boy
>mfw i still manage to get laid somehow and reality must be broken or i have some sort of self image issue

>pretty sure i'm ugly tho

>no chin but okay jaw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Be in Mcdonalds
>Random girl queues right behind me fitting the whole "hot chick" stereotype (long straight blond hair, generally attractive, etc.)
>Pay her no mind just to fuck with her
>I can feel she's flipping her hair and eye fucking my butt to get my attention
>Another dude queues behind her and tries to take her place
>She politely talks to him, but is still slyly trying to get my attention by touching my butt
>It's my turn to order, so I decide to get some food
>She asks me about where I got my food just so I could look/talk to her
>Dumb bitch couldn't understand we're at a fuckin mcdonalds
>mfw

is this a copypenne or you got blessed by the trips when writing this masterpiece, user?

>implying growing up being told you're ugly can't lead to chronic low self-esteem

low self esteem != this level of insecurity