Daily reminder:

it's the NUTshack

Is this satire?

>tfw not filipino
damn..

No bro. Swagapino here #swag #supreme #obey

this will never stop being funny
thanks for the reminder

>powerful race
>can't even show dominance over apostrophe use

...

Jesus fucking christ. I'm flip and 2012 was the most obnoxious year I've ever experienced in my life. Every lower class people would wear these fits everywhere and pass it off as being a fashion god or some shit.

It kind of toned down now, but still.

Filipinos are fucking disgusting.

If they're the most powerful race in the world then why does Saudi Arabia have them working as slaves and house maids?

I remember when I used to live in the Middle East, my family had this Filipino woman as our maid and when I was a kid I used to whip her with my superman costume cape.

is it
1. filipinos are ugly
2. western people have bad taste on asians
or
3. filipinos have bad taste on themselves
?

are indonesians filipinos too ?

Arabs are disgusting themselves

average height of like 5'5 and weak pathetic bodies

Mmmmm. . . Those lips . . . That mustache. . .

>3%

Might as well kill yourself.

>3.13MB .png of some highly compressed, resaved .jpg with shitloads of artifacts
Why are phoneposters the cancer that is killing Veeky Forums?

Oh dude same here in greece all of them are maids and for some reason they all speak English to each other instead of their shitty language

It's a good thing I'm not Arab then.

filipinos for most effay race of 2016

I shitpost till I die.

Can someone explain what sort of language do this people speak? I've seen some cooking vids and they seem to speak something weird that includes english words.

Monkey language they call Tagalog or something

tagalog but we have several major dialects
schools teach in both tagalog/english so it's common to speak 'taglish' esp if the person is native

t. a flip

Background filpino looks like D-Pryde/Pryde

He's actually an alright rapper

How can a person be so #swag
Only a filipino's could reach that level

>tfw when he said he almost killed himself
Don't do it Pryde

If they're so powerful then how come they're so petite and feminine. I'll straight up fuck a Filipino guy as a power play

PI 4 tropical archipelago cuck paradise

Jews successfully initiate population control 2016 Rodrigo Duterte - long live PI

Philipines are the mexicans of Asia.

i cry evry tim

The only thing I like about your country is your badass president, the rest is shit.

Lol but what are indians then?

This is not fashion related

IT'S

>my family had this Filipino woman as our maid and when I was a kid I used to whip her with my superman costume cape.
I'M HOWLING

Indians are like a while nother species, dude.

>tfw illipino

why is his belt transparent tho

are these types of kids absolute disappointments to their strict hard working parents? I'm assuming the parents are typical first gen asian immigrants, but wtf do I know.

They tend to get their shit together after freshman year when they realize that swag isn't part of the curriculum.

I have known some. They seem to be pretty bad at interaction. Not only that, they are pretty incompetent when it comes to doing tasks that I expect most people, especially men to know how to do.

That's the gap, Filos are either really smart or really dumb, the small few in the grey area are the ones who are barely filo at all.

What is this claim based on? Seems so arbitrary I can't help but have a bit of a chuckle.

can "filipino" be used to describe/refer to a girl, or is there a feminine version?

filipina

ok so, is that used as an adjective or strictly as a noun?

You're a fucking weirdo

Your Dad probably fucked her on a daily basis.

It's not based on anything. How are people on this board this retarded? OP bait is barely bait. It's just meant to show how retarded filipinos are.

Mostly misplaced ego but Pacquiao probably had something to do with it. He's an icon to them.

I was like 8 years old okay

can be used as both :-)

thanks for the info! take this pic in return

>tfw flip genetics ruined my face

Kushandlyrikz was the best part of my tumblr experience in 2012

Really doesn't surprise me how many people actually think this is serious KushandLyrikz was a parody account

Underrated kek

Why are Filipino men so fucking faggy? I mean they have a lot of qt women but somehow the men are complete faggots. No wonder Filipino women go after white male.

youtube.com/watch?v=eJ4IaDBAOAM

Very underrated kek

>plastic 3d glasses

>indian
the niggers

Buk buks have been cringy chiggers since the dawn of time. I remember back in 1998 they would hang out at video arcades wearing fitted caps over their eyebrows, jerseys past their knees and fake gold. 20 years on and they're still taking nigger fashion to ridiculous extremes.

Also how do they spend so much money on clothes when their parents only ever work as janitors or nurses? Do they only wear fakes or do their families spend 90% of their income on clothes?

Either way, most undesirable race on earth

>most undesirable race on earth

Indians, Vietnamese and Africans are imo. There are some good looking flip girls. The Chiggers are mostly those Flip American faggots with rich parents. They exaggerate their shitty ass fucking puke inducing styles just like arabs with golden bugattis. Perhaps compensating for something.

Indians, yes. There are some qt Vietnamese girls and niggers can be pretty effay.

Indians are the worst race. Totally irredeemable.

some north indians and pakis are hot as fuck. A lot of them have light skin but still have that ethnic look.

>some
>north indian
>paki
>hot as fuck

Please take your nasty ass fetish elsewhere thanks.

sorry i grew up jacking it to sunny

>"North Indian Canadian"

80% reason why Indians are so hated everywhere is because of hygiene issues.If only Indians(not South negroid looking ones) from India weren't so fucking nasty, they'd be fine. South Indian niggers and pakis are still disgusting though. Completely hopeless, the fact that pakis are muslims makes it even worse.

Libyan here, I'm 6'3. Am I special?

Yall just jealous of the swag!!!!

UNLOCK

Hehehehe

I'd smash

me too bruv
muh porn waifu

>from Lybia
>thinks he's and arab

Nice one m8

It's almost like flips are generically predisposed to behave and look like fuckboys.

Really? Why?

North Africans are whites that were cucked by blacks for generations

Why do flips always try to be something other than flip? They either want to desperately be white or a complete and utter nigger. Weird. Most embarrassing is their muh heritage shit, even worse than """Irish""" Americans in that aspect.

Oh dude I live in Canada and have these two ugly midget ass (probably tall for their race tho) filipino maids too

It's gr8 fun fucking with them and leaving messes for them to clean up (they're paid a flat rate)

Just the other day i was eating a cookie and purposely getting crumbs all over the floor one of them just cleaned while making eye contact with her

Took all my effort to keep the keks in until i left

You're Berber, or some other North African
Also this

Wow fucking with the maids, can't get anymore sadder than that

>tfw no tinapay baking, upuan sitting, barangay protecting, libro perusing, dalampasigan strolling, araw bathing, palengke shopping, barya collecting, paniki chomping, kapalungan going, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf

Why does everyone shit on filipino girls and SE Asian girls in general? Chicks in my college's filipino club or whatever are hot and effay as fuck

>posting a picture of an actual child

>expecting "politically correct" pictures on Veeky Forums
It's not even sexually suggesting

she's not even that young compared to the actual userbase of Veeky Forums

go back to normiebook/reddit/tumblr/whatever

pedo rage imminent

Underrated

Was wondering when this would end up here kek

It is my personal favorite shitpost, I like the dedication of the original poster on r9k. I hope he keeps it going for ever.

>mfw there will come a day when he doesn't post it
>we slowly realize that the based user has kicked the bucket
>some will try to say that he finally sound his qtp2t filipina gf, but we all know the truth
>there's a hole in the board and in our hearts
>others try to take his place, but they simply cannot replicate the masterful culinary skills of the great filipina-loving pasta chef
>cuz he dead
We will cry evrytiem