Why do British people have such bad hair?

Why do British people have such bad hair?

just going to do photo dump to start the thread off

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Better question: Why do British people look like a bunch of inbred mutants?

but they're so genetically diverse :)

end of the dump
and this is just stuff i found spending 15 mins on google
i was surprised because i've seen so much worse on british tv and just in london in general (but that was almost 2 decades ago)

Fucking loved that show mate

yoll just jelly m8s

it was great

ive wondered this.
they are so close to france, yet are so so different.
makes me understand why theyre so classist.

You're a retard. Think about the sample size you're basing your assumptions off vs the population.
>unironically having a romanticized view of france in 2016

>posts a character whose entire gag is his shit hair

>british
>people

pick one

you're right, i should have found a few thousand more pictures for my shitposting thread. you know, so the sample size would accurately represent the british population

his gag is that he's full of shit. it has nothing to do with his hair.
pic related is meant to be the relatable one. still has bad hair

Theyre all supposed to look like twats nobody watching this show thought any of them dressed or looked cool

sure fing, bruv

Holy shit 15th century renaissance hair trend when?

reminds me of the boobs hair Dracula had in the movie, now that i think of it

i know what you mean

theres these types of english people that have weird ass hairlines and it makes there hair look weird. but in a way its kinda became the signature look for the british

jack the lad fringe

if he was balding this thread would take a whole different dimension