Berlin

What are some eff ayy things to do and see in Berlin?

- interesting and cool places to go
- essential shopping
- bars and nightclubs
- etc. etc.

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Visit another german city instead
Berlin is full of pseudo-technolovers from south germany, nothing authentic

t. Refugee

Berlin is shit. It was cool in the late 60s to mid 70s but afterwards it was just kind of lame. It's like the less cool brother of Hamburg

Porn museum and get culturally enriched by a Somalian or haji

Nice try, Muhamed

Helmut Newtons permanent exhibition near the Zoo, 10/10 stuff.

And yeah Berlin might not be what is was a few decades ago, it's still a hell of a lot more effay than your average city.

good post

Was there for 8 days this summer but didnt really do anything but go clubbing, i'd say if you got the "look" try berghain if that doesnt work golden gate and about blank are fun

My new phone wallpaper, thanks

I was living in Hamburg for the last year, it's pretty shit. Yeah it's beautiful, but you can run out of things to do real fast

thats because you have to get involved here
we don't look too kindly on cultural consumerism

So, are you guys German or are you Americans who follow and perfectly comprehend Euro politics? Just wondering.

Thank you, friends. Unfortunately it's too late to change my destination as I'm going there for work and decided to take some days off and prolong my stay to see Anna von Hausswolff and Swans live.

You guys sure make Berlin sound completely worthless. I guess I'll just check out a market or two for nice second hand clothes and visit some museums if there's nothing else worthwhile.

>you have to get involved here
what kind of stuff do you do?

Don't listen to them, Berlin is an awesome city. It may not exactly be what it is made out to be but I still really like it. It is just "cool" to hate on Berlin in Germany.

this 100000000000%

go to ://about blank and lose your mind
just wander about friedrichshain and kreuzberg plenty of cool shit there

go to to darklands

what are you lol

haha when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was this guy

Bergmannkiez. Lots of second hand clothes around there, biggest one is COLORS.

Best club ever is called Matrix

I'm and I'm a German currently living in America.

techno interests me guy here
>Berghain
>Tresor
>Club de Visionare
>Matrix
>://about blank
>Watergate

I have been just once in Berlin, but Holocaust Memorial and Bauhaus museum looks cool.

Try the Berliner Kindl and Club Mate.

>Matrix
wtf, why would you recommend that shit hole

other clubs are cool, also check out:
>house of weekend
>humboldthain club

most higher end fashion is around Torstrasse.
go to xhain for more indie stuff

don't buy drugs on the street, they are shit, buy in clubs instead, most techno clubs have house dealers

death grips is playing at berghain 27th so go see that if you can

Will Sven block me from seeing death grips or is that only the club nights

Hahahahahahahahaha

I went to Suicide Circus because I heard it was easy for non-germans to get in. It was pretty great if you're in to dancing to techno in cool old dingy buildings. Took me about 2 mins of being in there to source pills too.

Got to Munich instead

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don't go to berlinistan especially if your a women. You'll be raped by muslims

Germany is cancer. Literally.

Everything is grey. You will never see the sun again. Everyone is afraid of color and of each other.

Don't go to Germany. Ever.

Hahaha well said!

you just need a ticket

Antwerp is a more Veeky Forums city

Filled with thirsty creepy guys. It's obly fun if you're high outta your mind

You're welcome kek

Haven't been there, sounds pretty cool though.
I always go to this one club I stumbled upon when I first went to Berlin, it's pretty hidden and I really only know the GPS coordinates: 52.4756584N, 13.4593256E.
It's right down this dark alleyway next to the subway, seriously check it out.

Get rejected from Berghain

I will once I go to Berlin again, cheers.

To be fair I really just enjoyed walking around Berlin without a real idea of what to do. It's that kind of city in my opinion. Apart from the East Side Gallery, Fernsehturm and Brandenburger Tor there aren't really massive tourist landmarks (though I'm probably forgetting something) like in Paris, London and NYC. I like that more tbf

post techno lads
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>that pic
i cri everiteim

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defs not a peak time tune tho
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>down this dark alleyway
>google shows literally nothing there

I got in, it was the best experience in a club. I am coming back or going to live in Berlin.

>going to berghain

berghain (it's apparently lost its charm but whatever, you can brag at home), about blank, shit around friedrichshain/kreuzberg

why am l poor eastern euro bydlo :'(

holy fuck, someone actually took their time to make that

>being yuropoor

They should have parked a gas van behind that thing.

visit paul boutique
it's a pretty cool thriftshop where you can get some nice pieces but bring some time the place is huge

I see you're dodging the original question.