>B-But cargo pants are autistic
>N-Nobody got l-laid in cargo pants since 'Nam
Fa on suicide watch
Cargo pants
Elijah Taylor
Jayden Morgan
here's your (You)
Luis Bennett
Whoa he's been photographed standing near a girl! Absolute legend, I'm gonna start wearing cargo shorts everyday now
Liam Campbell
Chad can wear and do whatever he wants and still get laid
Youre not Chad
Im not Chad
fuck off
James Gray
>There's a theory that a man's style is just a reiteration of what he wore the ladt time he was "really getting laid" - thus the cargo shorts.
Is k-hole right?
Gabriel Howard
cargo pants != cargo shorts
Alexander Reed
that's not even the kind of girl Veeky Forums would go for.
Ian Mitchell
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! The only goal I have in life is getting laid! All I want out of a girl is for her to be hot and other guys to be like "wow, she sure is hot!"! Who cares if she's boring and we have nothing in common at all!
Evan King
that's why you're not getting laid lmaooo
Jaxon Moore
I GET LAID 3X A WEEK WITH DIFFERENT TINDER GIRLS AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS!
Austin Turner
(You)
Jason Martin
GET Veeky Forums AND YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT AND STILL GET PUSSY
Camden Scott
the delusion
Christian Wright
>all caps
i guess we have to believe you now user
Camden Russell
>implying that dyel is Veeky Forums
William Martinez
jesus christ are you actually autistic? It's fucking sarcasm.
Robert Morales
How come the first post is third?
Brandon Martinez
Op wears cargo shorts LOL
Kevin Green
...
Blake Rogers
kindly kys
Gavin Clark
WOAH FUCK ME OP, YOU MEAN IF I START WEARING CARGO PANTS THEN I'LL GET TO HAVE TWO, COUNT EM TWO PHONES? I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO WAIT TILL THE SOPS OPEN AGAIN I'M SOURCING SOME ON THE FUCKING BLACK MARKET. GOING TO LIVE MYSELF THE WALTER WHITE DREAM FAMALAM FUUUUUUGGGGG
Hunter Parker
when will r9k leave this board
Jack Myers
bruhh she aint even thicc why tf even bother
Carter Robinson
sauce