How would you dress this human being

Jimbles Notronbo is that you??

>SS+GOMAD

This would fit his aesthetic.

Shave that disgusting neck beard (neck beards always look terrible and if you have one you should shave it. They can turn an 8/10 to a 6/10)

Either grow his hair long or just cut it short but have it with bangs. I'm leaning more towards Kurt Cobain length hair though.

I'd have to know how tall and skinny he is to know what he should wear

Also get new glasses. Ones that will fit his face better

Jimmy neutron core

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Why aren't trump hats still a thing?

Fucking hell, I get so angry when I see this guy

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Noose

In this t-shirt.

like this

you beat me to it gaddamn

in underpants because that shit looks like my pubes

heres another picture of the freak
ill post story if you want

first for some neckwear inspo

Yes please.

ayy lmao

Swap the hair and beard around.

do post

i'd dress him in lip chap plus a shave or extensive trim.

then with a thousand bitches on each arm

he looks very unusual, but he's got A+ skin and hair (referring to texture, not style) and a distinct and probably not-too-unpopularly thought attractive facial structure.

looking at this pic i think he has a shit sense of fashion tho. he looks 3/4ths pleb with literally no awareness of fashion once so ever and 1/4th esty fiend. not good.
>that shirt with that jewery
>that jewery with that other piece of jewery (silver, gold, AND string? organically off-victorian with sharp gometric shapes with whatever also unsuiting pendant lies at the end of that black string?)
and of course
>shit beard, garfeild hair, AND played out over-stated glasses

like please DITCH THE BEARD

>guy posts in face rate thread
>people call him out for looking like a troll
>gets angry and posts picture above with caption "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck because my girlfriend loves it when i rub this hair on her pussy"

how is becoming a 200 pound t-rex with disproportionately high squat PR and a dad-bod paunch going to help this kid

>lose the Dreamworks face

First thing that has ever made me laugh on Veeky Forums

actually he should actually be dressing like this.

chopping off the beard and making his clothes actually decent (and not rando thrift store Ts)

ziet er niet uit kom op man pak kappertje pls

With my ropey hot semen

you should have a tv show where you change nu males lives turning them into pussy ravagers chads
id watch that shit desu

kanker op

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That's dutch, you fucking idiot

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mormon/10

>lose the Dreamworks face

>kingdom hearts necklace
oh my god how embarrassing

>topkek

He looks like a satyr.

I saw this thread before attending an exam and has this thought about him halfway through.

with a noose

Not even. His beard looks like shit compared to that guy, his hair looks retarded, and his glasses are too nü

Nu-tron

instead of ss and gomad put him on test lol

Is he slowly getting raptured

degenerate numale.

>DreamWorks face

>Dreamworks face
Can someone explain to me why this is funny, I don't get it

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>SS+GOMAD
>you frequent a board with retard like this

Feels bad.

His problem (aside from his douchey expression) is that his hair and beard are too high, throwing off the proportions of his already long face. He just needs to lose the beard get a haircut that has more volume on the sides and less on top to balance out his face. Plus, better glasses or contacts as these warp his face making it look even narrower. His sweater and actual features are pretty inoffensive.

Yeah his forehead is massive compared to his narrow face and he thinks having voluminous hair makes him look good. He has the silhouette of a mushroom.

there's a new one coming out to add to this

samefag

>human being

god damn that nose is out of control

Hair down instead of up, no beard, much smaller glasses.

Does anyone know if this living meme ever changed his appearance?

I've only ever seen this one of him, but now OP has another.

Please tell me he's since changed. I feel awful for him.

you just leaked his full name in the file name senpai

oh, so his name is Jack November 6 at 11 01 pm?

I'm mutual friends with this fuck on facebook

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Dubs and you have to link him to this thread

Do it yourself pal, his name is Parker Hartzler

YO

What the heck how is this guy real

hey there fellas

unfuck my shit please

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actually keked

look like jimmy neutron hit puberty but still stuck in the 5th grade

Kek
>He fucking deleted his account.

No he didn't

lol same

holy fuck

www gofundme com/save-my-girlfriend-2w6yj4j4

Jej

Underrated

-shave everything
-trim nose hairs
-topical acne medication
-get contacts
-nopoo for hair

he's alright without the beard

God why doesn't he just keep it off and get a decent haircut? Wasted potential.

some one should send him a link to this thread

Jimmy Nu-tron

as a shark in miniature

Sad

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If this is actually you, youve got some great facial aesthetics man. Your face is just too greasy and your facial hair needs to be gone. Cut your hair too. Your face is symmetrical and attractive as hell - all you need to do is clean yourself up and you'll be a literal 8-9/10.
Make sure you start working out and eating a lot better though.

>$600 from sedation
what the literal fuck, America?

Watching his twitter, though, I can see he has a shitton of commodities and a beast gaming rig. So fuck him. He should sell that shit if he's so worried about her.

lold

>don't brush your teeth
>please give us money now
It's like dental socialism.

Canada actually

hes from calgary
brings shame to my home town :/