>come from rich family, inherited over 800k when my mom died
>literally a 9/10, women in the street stop in their tracks and stare at me when i walk by
>7 inch dick
>make music
it feels incredible living life in this ecstasy, how Veeky Forums are you?
at least my mum ain't dead lmao
>6'2
>great jaw and cheekbones
>perfect hairline, no history of baldness on either parent's side of the family
>ottermode
>just turned 18 today
>9/10 gf currently walking the runway in paris
>7.5 inch dick
>just got accepted to princeton
>about to publish my first novel
>already got a 2 million dollar investment lined up for my new startup
things could be worse i guess
you're here on Veeky Forums, that says it all.
Sorry about your mother, OP.
ayyyy lel op got fricked out of his mind
what a frickhead
>Come from poor, broken family
>Literally a 4/10, never get complimented
>8.5 inch dick that's circumcised, has penile adhesion, terrible scarring, very noticable penoscrotal webbing. And it's a pencil cock, bad.
>No talents, at all. And I've failed at every attempt to get any talent
Pretty bad, fampai.
fucking normies....
>7 inch dick
lol have fun disappointing every chick you sleep with I guess, attractive women will have already been enjoying 9"+ real men by the time they are 14
have fun getting used for your money like a cuck i guess...
>lies
>on the internet
who would have imagined
THIS. So much this!
>5'7, born with a genetic disease but I'm grateful to have a mild case.
>Graduated college almost 3 years ago, passed on a gig to look at other things but still haven't found something in my field.
>Literally handsome
>6.5 inch penis but I'm literally amazing so its just one of my many good qualities.
Also sorry about your mom op. Mucho prayers to you senpai.
...
>6'4, 130 pounds
>jawline like james norton's, better cheekbones than mads mikkelsen
>blonde hair, perfect hairline
>green eyes
>turned 18 while typing this
>gf is 10/10 model currently walkimg in Milan
>10.5 inch dick
>declined unconditional offer to princeton because i already have an honorary degree from oxford
>about to start my own fashion line
>make 6 figures
kek
>Poor family
>21
>Flunked out of college
>6.5 inch dick
>6.5/10 at best
>Virgin
>been in 1 relationship, ended terribly..
>Suck at all do.
>work dead end job
>No idea what to do with life.
>Honestly think about killing myself every single day
>I have never known what it is like to live life and be happy and feel secure about the next day
anyone want to come kill me?
pic is u
WHAT THE FRICKO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRICKIN WEBSITE TOOK MY PIC AWAY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, try again
>make music
Absolute madman
What are you fuckers talking about, as if 9" isn't a disappointment. Foot long master race
>wow! The land of make believe!
>YouOnKazoo.png
My taste on music/film/fashion/art and my brain are the only thing i like about me. Everything else, i hate.
Lose the scarf, pic related is how i dress normally everyday without trying hard.
And of course i am jealous of you
btfo
What is wrong with you faggots.
Seriously.
this is too funny
>Come from poor family, 20k a year
>Literally a 3/10 women move away from me on the bus
>Penis is 5 inches
>Good at math
>5'8"
>Curly black hair with receding hairline and bald spot in back of head
>100 pounds soaking wet
Feels bad fammy :-(
>white 6'2
>poor family
>thick black hair
>8/10
>small uncut dick
>have had many gf but all have been very bad relationships who have laughed at my cock
>no job
>kind of dumb
meh
Rekt
>good at math
I'm jealous
nothing to be jealous about fampatchi
wew lad that's spicy
>Grew up white and poor but have been working since 15
>I do fairly well with the ladies
>Married at 24
>6'3 with a very girthy 6er..
>Sex with my beautiful Saudi Arabian wife daily
>Decent job
>living day to day.
inch dick
when excited or at ease?
>women in the street stop in their tracks and stare at me when i walk by
that wouldnt happen if you were balding
>Higher middle class
>fat
>Tall
>Gain muscle easily
>normal sized dick
>Good clothes
>Live in the netherlands
Life has blessed me
>be 5'11, 170lb ottermode
>told I'm pretty attractive
>23 yo
>shitty uneffay af job, but working my way up better
>convince myself every day that I've still got time to make it all better
pic related its me
first post is always the best
>manlet
>dicklet
>racelet
I'm very dead inside. Idk what to do, idk what i want, i feel inadequate in everything, women don't even turn me on anymore because i feel small and weak when i see a superior woman (pretty, sexy, etc etc.)
i fantasize punching my father pretty often recently
>43
>7'9
>29 inch cock, flaccid
>Untouched hairline, combs break because only my fingers are strong enough to pass through my luscious, thick hair
>built like a bear
>not a single wrinkle, scientists are baffled
>girls and women alike need to carry four changes of panties in the extremely likely event they flood them in entering a 300 kilometre radius
>using this i generate HEP for my home country, atlantis
>sugar daddy to every single girl on the northern hemisphere
>not even running for president of the usa but my name is on the ballot sheet, expect me to the election like a tidal wave
>hold influence over all the biggest porn websites in the world, inject the highest quality cuckold porn into the world wide web to generate an even bigger flock of women to swarm to me
>a desperate attempt to cure my insatiable lust for extra virgin strange
heh, sorry kid but it looks like scum like you aren't even close to experiencing what it feels like to be a true patrician
>tall, thin, ash blonde, dark eyebrows
>a lady on the street told me I have amazing bone structure the other day
>trans tho
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>10.8 inch cock
>blowjob literally any time I want
>already got it made, i'm nosferatu