Shorts

Yeah so it's nearly summer where I am and I need to get some shorts, cause fuck sweating my ass off every single day. What shorts are considered effay.
>pic related are what I wore all last summer

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Please don't wear jorts

exactly why I made this thread

I use chino and swim shorts with a 5" inseam.

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Chino shorts between 5-9" are the only effay shorts outside of tech wear and goth ninja.

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get chubbies brah

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Where to cop?

no idea, it is literally a pic from nam

Yeah fair, I was just wondering if there was anything similar.

Cutoff jorts are very effay if you're not a fat yank. Git gude and visit Europe, see it done right

I need shorts too cunt ill be lurking this thread

TAN CHINO SHORTS. SLIM FIT FALLING ABOVE THE KNEE. PAIR WITH WHATEVER TOP AND WHITE LOW TOP LEATHER SNEAKER WITH NO SHOW SOCKS OMGGGG ITS SOOOO EASY I LOVE SUMMER

only if ur skinny this isnt for fat ppl \\pic realted

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jesus christ, its fucking about to be winter?! wtf is up with the shorts threads??

some people dont live in a shithole, slav

You still have to go outside no matter where you live. winter is coming bb ;^)

not if its 25-30C everyday (^;

>jean shorts
stop

What is his instagram?

probably uniqlo

Are red shorts effay? My friend gave them to me as a gift but I have no idea what to wear with them.

(You)

How can it be summer?? It's fucking December soon??

>Veeky Forums's geography knowledge
Never change, never change

>what is the southern hemisphere
December in Australia means literal 100F+ days.

who knew winter was so warm in Australia?? woowwie

>current year
>not acknowledging the existence of a southern hemisphere
Kill yourself.

Very nice to look at if your area is wet, e.g. Living beach-side

Where the fuck do i buy decent chino shorts in Aus.. or any shorts for that matter

ID on the shoes??

where can I find some like these?

Cotton on, factorie, kmart, target.
Legit go to any shopping center and go into a clothes store and look

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Prana Brion shorts. Just copped 3 more from backcountry since they're having a sale.

Mad fucking comfy

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>tan
>slim fit
>chino
>white low top leather sneaker
>no show socks
youre the type of person that tells everybody that you're into fashion

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good ad hominiem
the classic attractive handsome muscular guy (you, obviously) and the ugly "fashion" tryhards (me, yes haha) and the implication that girls would like (you) over (me)
i must say again though, youre not the epitome of fashion for wearing literally what any normal person wears in the summer

nearly summer? what?

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What is 'jeans pooling'?