Weekly reminder that you can buy clothes for $300 but not a girlfriend

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you can't wear a girlfriend

Yeah but you can like six hookers for that.

>dressing up for women

you can

i don't want a gf

i cant afford either

FEET
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Atleast my clothes don't fuck tyrone and then expect me to raise the baby.

she has pleb feet

>have annoying gf who won't stop calling me
>side girls I'm trying to get with haven't responded in two days

REEEEEEEE

Scum

weekly reminder that you can buy clothes for $300 and jerk off for free

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEE

isnt being trash Veeky Forums tho

>implying i'd have an easier time getting a girlfriend if i didn't spend on clothes

No.

you don't deserve either of them

It is.

thre-
huh

Can I buy a boyfriend for 300$?

You can buy one for free just by spreading your legs.

>Chinese girl watches me at my university all the time
>smiles each time I look back
>today she asked me if I can help her print some pages for her lecture
>gave me her number saying I can write her anytime if I need help
G..guys, does it mean anything? What should I do to not fuck up? So far I only know how it's done in my anymays.

I said boyfriend, not man whore.

she wants the GWC

She wants to go out

>meet girl from tinder
>masturbate before date
>no longer want anything to do with girl

Yeah I'd rather have the clothes

weekly reminder that shitty clothes wont bring you a gf either

Do you mean date guys? H.. how do I not fuck it up, never had gf before, kissless virgin in Rick Owens, 20 y.o. Where to go, what to say? I have fear of doing something cringey as fuck?
What the fuck should I even write her? Pretty bad at good conversations.

first u need a noose and a stool

Will sick digits?

Is she really Chinese or was she born and raised in your country?

Born in China, but moved here as a teenager. Why?

She has a very nice face, but she also seems very basic and boring, and she's got a weak foot game.

Talk to her like a normal human being. Tell her you like her and would like to fuck her.

That's much better than born and raised in the US.
Is her family rich?

But the girl is gonna cheat on you and break your heart and your gonna lose her
If you cop sick clothes you can stunt on nigga erry day

quads of quartz

Americans are truly disgusting to look at

Not really. I'm from Germany though.

Then you should definitely give her the Wienerwurst

>implying not all men are whores

Just be yourself dude. Take her to ice cream or some shit, she clearly wants to go out and maybe bang if she just cold-approached you like that

Tell her it was nice meeting her, say some filler shit and ask her out

2 true

ummm text her and say 'hi' and then have normal conversation with her you fucking beta autist

>I dress for females

w2c?

get a girlfriend instead

Hello Fedora Lounge

YOU MAY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BEING CONTENTIOUS, ATTEMPTING TO ROUSE THE USERS' ANGER, BUT ACTUALLY, MOST WOULD CONCUR, AND SEE THAT IT IS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO NOT BE ABLE TO "BUY A GIRLFRIEND".

WHAT IS YOUR "POINT"?

sounds familiar. don't fuck it up, user

I fucked it up.

>I fucked it up
How, if I may ask.

weekly reminder that quads

not asking her out 'cause I was too much of a pussy, then eventually she got bored and left

>wearing full rick, got great reviews in WAYWT
>approach a group of girls at uni confidently and introduce myself
>they all start laughing

You guys think too much of mammalian things instead of things only homo sapiens can do. Any rat can use his confidence to attract a mate to make his wiener feel good. Don't live your life like any other lowly rat, seeking pleasure and security.

Fashion, critical thinking, and perceiving beauty are things only endowed to those at the top of the food chain.

Get a tattoo of the chinese characters for "i love you" and her name on your forehead. Then ask her to marry you.

>jojo
>critical thinking
kek, good one.