What is the most effay dog and why is it a Doberman?

What is the most effay dog and why is it a Doberman?

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damn

I take back what I said.

implying it's not a greyhound for constant daily thinspo

Even remotely implying that the most effay dog isn't a pug.
Shygddt

This but without the retarded tradition of cutting his ears and tail

The most effay dog is obviously the meme dog.

Well they cut the ears and tail when the doberman is 3-5 days old and their ears and tails have no nerves yet.

Have fun when his eyeballs pop out.

People call them nigger dogs, but I love rottweilers.

Nerves appear just before they are born.
That aside, it looks bad. The cut ears may make him look more aggressive (but awful IMO), but the cut tail looks objectively bad and retarded.

>People call them nigger dogs
only on the internet, user

But my mom calls them that.

You are obviously misinformed if you think nerves appear even before the dog is born.

Check out my effay pups

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This.
Only niggers with cut dicks get them to match their own mutilated genitals

Seconded, you will never reach the level of cozy of a Japanese Shiba Inu.

idk about that senpai

Cozy af senpai

this
but a grey one

hes fucking owning them

Real talk, any fluffy wolf-like dog that is ruffly 30 lbs or so. It's got to be small enough to drive around with you so you can make it your fashion acessory. It's got to be cute enough to make you look strong and manly in comparison, and also attract girls to want to pet it, but it can't be a retarded little yapper or you look like a valley girl's gay best friend. I recommend Australian shepherds, shiba inu, or a terrier husky mix. Maybe a border collie as well.

A lot of posts in here with objectively decent looking dogs.

OP is right though, Doberman is probably the most effay by a good margin.

the opposite of a pit bull

Mutts. There is nothing more Veeky Forums than rescuing a dog in need

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Mastiffs best dogs
Silly looking face
Huge as fuck, so comfy to lay with
Not overly energetic, walking them and some light play will keep them healthy
The greatest ally against home invaders

Both very close, top tier, in fact, but alas it's the refined excellence of the whippet that makes her the Ace Boon Coon

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