TFW wearing these black Vans for years

>TFW wearing these black Vans for years

I like how they look but I know they're pleb.

How do I upgrade?

Don't; they look fantastic with l o o s e w a v e fits

I don't know if this sounds weird, but whenever I see a guy in these - especially when he's wearing decent clothes - I always think: 'well endowed.' Like, a guys who comfy enough to just rock these understated, simple shoes, he doesn't need a .5" height boost, he doesn't need to spend the cost of a new kidney on hisfootwear; he's packing some serious pipe and he's happy within himself.

i got a little D and wear these AMA

Rick boat shoes

Female? Because if you're just a gay male we don't care

This sounds just dumb enough to actually be a woman's thought process though

really? whenever I see someone wearing these I think of hot cheetos, acid wash jeans, and ombre hair

If you like basic Vans, the logical upgrade would be to move to their Vault line, which is great.

...

Get Sambas

they're nice, cheap and surprisingly last a while. Just wish they'd remove the vans logo+tag on the shoe.

Gay guys have seen enough big dick to know you're just as likely to see a 10" cock coming off a 60yo truck driver as you are a 25yo male model

Black monochrome is peasant looking on canvas.

*on canvas - on feet

femanon checking in...can confirm! such a classic bigger guy shoe:)

This. Great with Yohji, with normal slim jeans looks too teenage

what shoes add .5" to your height. i need to know this

all black old skools. same color, same brand, better shoe. makes people think you know what ur doing fashion-wise.

Not as versatile a silhouette though
Also,
>dressing for others

Just look up CP knockoffs since I'm sure you can't afford the actual upgrade.

>makes people think you know what ur doing fashion-wise.

lol

>versatile silhouette
what in the fuck are you talking about m9
did you just learn that word yesterday

No, but apparently you did.
Old skools are nice but can't be worn with as many outfits bevause of the shape of them as compared to authentics.
Got it?

No

>Arbitrary ideas about shape and versatility
The point is they are different shoes and the fashionability of one or the other has very little to do with the shadow it might project on the wall.

get these

All black low converse, they look clean and are interpreted as a minimalist alternative that makes you look like you have a fashionable eye or whatever

mah nigga

thiss

Where can one find these in yurop?

Basically any running style shoe. I feel short in my Vans if I've been wearing running shoes for a while

shut the fuck off old fag

Dr Martens 1461 are an Veeky Forums staple and give you a good chunk of height

All Black Cons are line-cook shoes man.

I used to wear this shit when I was a little scene nigga.they switched to nike's
never wearing vans again.

IS this true? I mean whenever i see
Rick Ownes 2k sneakers its on an Azn guy, maybe I should start dating skaters or something

What about all white cons

White cons are toll-booth attendant shoes dude

fuck
what shoes would be for a medical microbiologist or pharmacist

Vans Old Skool but ONLY the ones with white highlights

new balance or stan smiths

Aren't these pretty much sold out everywhere?

Thank you