How do I get the Sam Hyde aesthetic?

How do I get the Sam Hyde aesthetic?

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suck a nigga dick for an iphone 6

Thrift store wardrobe, my dad's old glasses, and lard for hair product.

Lift (but with an awful diet)
Don't wash hair
Masturbate frequently

shop at ross

BOSTON ROSS

Get two asian guys to suck your big purple coch.

IM FROM BOISTON OKAY? AND THEY'RE SUCKIN MAH CACH I GOT THESE BIG BLUE BALLS RIGHT HERE

How blue are your balls, exactly?

well you've already got the annoying, humorless shit posting down to a t, m8

THEY'RE LIKE 2 BIG BLUEBERRIES

THEY LOOK ALIENS CAME AND INJECTED MY BALLS WITH BLUEBERRY JOOCE

You have to legitimately hate the world more than you hate yourself.

RAWS

drain yourself of all testosterone then jump infront of a train and you're there

>the hyde
>low test
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Best fashion

if i ever see you irl ill fuck you up beyond recognition

lol fanboys

AY ASSHOLE. I'M WORKING 'ERE. I'M UNION AND I'M WORKING HERE.

actually kind of lookbook worthy to be honest

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ITT: Autism

fuck my nigga terry for a new blackberry

More of these please! Source? They're funny as fuck

effay af

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Oh, and the boss said I looked sharp today

where can I get sammy's beanie? really w2c desu

be ugly and pretend not to care

the thing about sam is he went to art schoolso he knows how to dress like a sperg in a Veeky Forums sort of way

Barry Shitpeas > Sam Hyde