BEARDS

Shave your fucking faces, nu-males. You aren't cool and you don't look le manly.

The actual way to get manly is:

>Get a job
>Quit your English program and join a STEM program or trade school
>Move out of your Mom's house and get the cheapest apartment you can afford (b-but muh money and comfort; the hardship will work the nu-male out of you)
>Invest your money in a gym and stocks instead of beard oil and Starbucks
>Start wet shaving

Why would you assume everyone who wears a beard is like that?

Sounds like you're just a beardlet that is bitter about having pedophile pubes. Either that or you're projecting hard.

I go to a pretty big campus, and I can assure you that every single person there with facial hair that isn't a five o' clock shadow has never done manual labor in their life and is entirely undependable when it comes to getting things done. I've been grouped with them dozens of times for projects and they have to carried every single time. Either they're libarts majors or reddit tier wannabe programmers.

Note that this doesn't apply to people who are actually working hard lives like Mexicans with shitty mustaches

Cultural anthropologists say the bad economy is responsible for the ultra masculine beard trend and the spornosexuals - CrossFit guys trying to look like porn dudes and sharing your shirtless pics on social media. Before it was cars, houses and designer clothes.

B E A R D L E T

spornosexuals?

How can you bearded nu-males compete with this?

The milk in white man skin gets all moldy after he turns 20.

>Unironically uses "Nu-male"
>Humanities are shit! Get into autistic majors or you're dumb!
>Suggests making shitty life choices 'cause "Forcing hardship on yourself makes u a manly man dude"
>Go 2 da gym bro, caring about urself is for girls!
>Manual Labor is where it's at, if you don't chop wood you're not a real man!

Holy shit are you even a real person? You sound like a walking ball of what a 50something grizzled, fat and old redneck would be like

humanities are shit tier. This is shit you should have read on your own in highschool like any fucking guy with an IQ over 120.
Paying hundreds of dollars on cosmetics is as fucking girly as it gets. Go lift a bar bell you fucking fairy.
Manual labor is for fags.
Working for other people is for fags.

You know what looks weird? Beard transplants

You're not manly when you work for someone else, self-employed is the only way.

>go lift a bar bell you fucking fairy.
>Manual labor is for fags
>I think I have valuable opinions

You're the retard. The market for STEM jobs has reached saturation. Tons of outsourced poopjeets and chinese are willing to work like slaves for your oh so prestigious STEM job. Work in a trade are you fucking serious? you expect me to sit around beerbellied white trash and talk about how ''kaepernick was a beast last night bro''. You are clueless,

lmao OP probably has 5 pubes on his face

By shaving, desu

Exactly, so do so.

Fuck all these gay trimmed beards

Anybody else think natural is goat?

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Shave or nah? Trying to get

>get a shitty unkempt beard
I'll pass

>invest your money in a gym
I am 100% certain I squat more than you, stop projecting

green barber cloth
light
bouncing

I've been growing my chin beard for about one and a half years now and it's coming along really well and contrasts nicely with my somewhat receding hairline which was one of the initial motivations to let it grow in the first place

Been using some beard oil on it to keep it smooth but how do i actually keep it in form? I've never had to look this up but now that the beard hair is approaching 8+cm in length i need to know how to do this

I legitimately look like a lesbian with no hair on my face.
I don't care what you say, I'm keeping my homeless tier stubble

paul

>trimming your beard is not fashionable.
That's exactly why I don't listen to half the garbage that comes off this board. What kind of try-hard nu-male thinks that looking like a hobo is actually cool?

oh wait that makes sense. lmao.

You don't seriously think left looks better than right, do you?

nah, keep going chief

How much do you squat?

Not him but the left looks presentable and the right looks like shit

I said that in the heat of the moment, I've actually got a poverty squat, its my worst lift, I was triggered by the user insulting my beard and implying I didn't lift.

my true 1rm is 162.5, but at the end of this c6w cycle I'm certain I'll probably put 10 kilos on that.

Left looks like it's painted on, right looks rugged and is what women prefer.

I feel you on the super precise lines looking weird. Looks like overly groomed toy doll facial hair. I'm growing mine out but it's a bit weak and patchy In some places. Gonna give it another month or so

This looks much better than the left

This is ~month of not shaving (except the neckbeard and sides - I have pale, thin, sporadic hair there).
IRL the beard is darker and doesn't blend with skin that much, but you can see, that below my nose I have short, pale hair, and below my lips I have hardly anything.

My question is: should I let it grow some more and see what happens? Maybe use hair paint to change color? (make the invisible pale hair darker, the beard is already gingerish and I have dark brown hair)
Or maybe trim it to one level until short, weak hair catch up? (I doubt this would happen tho)
Please help

last gf would agree about the cut line look

I would go clean-shaven

Either trim it into a goatee or shave it all off. That is poor growth for a whole month. How old are you? Also no need for the hair dyeing thing, just let it come
Naturally.

Ye, I think I lost on the beard genetics lottery and I'll have to give up or try in a few years.
I'm 20.

On then don't sweat it too much. Up until this year I could only grow a goatee along with a chinstrap. Then the growth finally headed up my cheeks. I'm 22.

Cool, this gave me hope.
Now when I think about it, 2 years ago I couldn't even grow half what I have now.
Soon.

if it takes you a month to get this bumfluff don't bother with it you'll never get a full beard. just go clean shaven.

how should I trim it or shave clean?

re-read my post I don't have anything to add.
you are mediocre, plain and boring.

Shave, my man. You're not ready yet.

the sad part is t that this was probably some 19 year old who could've had a full face of hair if he had just waited a few years.

his beard is too grisly for his hair. Either don't wash the top or use conditioner on the bottom

Or just used minoxidil for 2 months.

Hope he's happy with the $5000 he probably spent lel

go for the mustache, it'll have a revival soon.

it looks like he had googles on and was out on his motocross bike in mud

>he thinks tertiary education should be reduced to vocational training for m-muh manly 'jineering
nu-male indeed
this comes from le STEM mustardrace

Delon looked better with some scruff to be desu

>it shows you care way too much about grooming to the point where it's feminine

yet here you are, making a thread about beards on a mongolian rice farming forum

just trim it a bit more but shave your head a bit closer.

so let's say I have normal hair growth. would this make my hair grow thicker?

Goatees: yay or nay? Currently sporting one but its an unkempt mess and I don't don't how to trim with with just getting an electric razor and shaving off most of it once it gets longish. In terms of doing subtle trimming jobs to just even it out I have no clue

Pic related. Loose hairs all over the place despite my attempts to trim them with small scissors/comb them out

tfw asian. My body's idea of a beard is a single unusually long strand of facial hair while of the rest of the face grows jackshit