/r9k/ here, I just got kicked out of my parents house

/r9k/ here, I just got kicked out of my parents house.
What's a good job for someone who never got anywhere past high school and has never had a job in his life, Veeky Forums?

>What's a good job for someone who never got anywhere past high school and has never had a job in his life, Veeky Forums?

to suck dicks, bring pleasure to men, and die without a grave.

go give your dad the best head he's ever got in his life and hope he lets you back in

retail, factory work, Aprentaships, telemarketing, resale, dropshiping on ebay.
Get a shit job. save up, finish school and educate yourself for a better job.
Also loose weight and dress nice. Normies are dumb an easily tricked if things are pretty and look nice.

Start working out. Force yourself to socialise. Avoid alcohol and drugs. Get into sales.

Also avoid expensive women.
All they care about is sucking you wallet dry.
Date a nice quiet girl. or guy. whatever you're into same advice.

I don't think that will be an issue for OP...

r9k BTFO. Coming to /wagecuck/ for advice when the tendies stop, huh? Lol.

Step 1 is check what local rents are like, if you can't find a studio or 1br for $600 or less you need to take a Megabus somewhere cheaper with a low unemployment rate (below 6%, 3-5% is ideal) and start hustling. Temp job, something under the table to get some checks quick would be your best bet. Most actual jobs will take 3 weeks to get you your first check.

It will once he's a swole as fuck sales team leader taking home double salary with uncapped bonuses each week.

He'll need to stretch it a bit if he wants to take doubles in his boipussy.

This is OP except nobody likes him.

..Ya sure about that, pal? It's more likely he throws his poop jug at the interviewer when they ask about his hobbies.

LMAO.

I bet this guy has been responsible for at least a few "Yawwwwn good morning wagecuck!" Threads

>Craigslist
>Shared apt

Find a good place with good people, make sure to meet EVERYONE before moving in.

construction.

Street sweeper

try r9k

Op i collect neet friends add me on steam

/id/keeperofsecrets

Try Goodwill. They actually have training.

construction and working with hands

talk to your cities job aid or whatever its called and beg them for help

it should be city funded

if your city doesnt have one, move to an inner city metro and find a job aid foundation from the poorer side of town

Construction.

It will make you rich if you live in Australia

Office temp.
Youll be fine at it. They tell you what to do.
If you hate it don't go back

Once you get a bit of experience in office work you're set.
It's not pukka pay but it's OK and you can sit on your arse eating cake plotting your future instead of grafting in the cold