You walk down the street and this guy says nice jacket

what do you do?

thanks man, sick fit i love rick

t-thanks

but im not wearing a jacket

ask him what his fav anime is

WUT R DOSEEEEEEEEEE

thats a bit rude

"can't say the same"
*smirk*
*turn 180 degrees*
*walk away*

nothing personnel

Sorry man got no change

>*turn 180 degrees*
>*walk away*
lol idiot you'd be going the same way

underrated post

ecks dee

thanks nigga

challenge him to a footrace.

y-you t-t-too

Nice fit man.

Give him a lil fist bump, suck his dick.

i'm a real estate agent

Lmao I never imaged fucking Bellerin out of all Arsenal players to be the biggest faggot.
I guess it's true, Arsenal really is a club full of homosexuals.

Thanks, yours too.
I'm relatively normal.

you shouldnt try so hard

tell him 'cheers mate, yours is sick. craig green innit?' and then ask him for a picture as I'm a massive arsenal fan

he makes like £50k a week lmao

probably more as he's recently signed a new big contract. probably about 80k+ now

I'd probably compliment him on his rick and craig green as well that's sick as fuck

Smile and mutter thanks. Keep walking.

are you fucking sorry?

Ask him if Mesut has signed a contract yet.

something a down syndrome man-child like you can never afford