Effay pets?

Anyone have suggestions for an effay pet? I was thinking chameleons, but they're illegal in Australia, would it be worth trying to get black market or does anyone know a good alternative?

animals are not an accessory you stupid ozzie gimp

Just get a chameleon.

Veeky Forums isn't synonymous with cool, trendy, or hip. It's Veeky Forums, referring to the specific subculture that (once) made up this board, back when it was seen as an extension of Veeky Forums and not just a corner normies found to discuss IG/twitter fashion.

Just get a chameleon it you want one OP.

Pets aren't all that effay imo.

get a cat you fucking sperg

You can always catch yourself an Abbo. You'll have to take it to the vet before taking it home tho, to get it chipped and checked for parasites.

I'm just asking for the opinion of a board which i already know has good taste

got one already, want a reptilebro too

Chameleons are not reptile bros. skinks or bearded dragons are. A chameleon needs very specific requirements with food humidity and temperature and a special and huge screen cage

Lizards!? You guys have the greatest dog breed of all fucking time!

This user is retarded
I had a chameleon had it since it was the size of my pinky than grew to almost 1/3 of my arm, they are cool pets, feeding them is fun to watch and them changing color is rad, though personally i wouldn't get it black market, if possible go with an amphibian like a tree frog, they are beautiful and require a little more if not the same amount of attention, plus building a teranium is fun

this. pets are fucked up except for cats and dogs. animals need to socialize with their own kind and be in their natural environments or they literally go mentally insane. its like being in solitary confinement. dogs and cats are ok because they identify with their owners and can go out to socialise if need be

Fish tank. There's like a million ways to make a Veeky Forums fish tank. Just search "aquascape" and get inspired.

yeah but like i don't really wanna pay 200 bucks min for an aesthetic tank.

This post made me lose brain cells.

skinks arent reptiles you dumb fuck

you must be brain dead then, retrad

You didn't even bother to google before spouting bullshit did you?

I have 2 cats, 7 leapord geckos, and two snakes, one ball python and an albino boa.
I recommend boas

A fennec fox

bengal cats are pretty effay imo

i would say fish tank with shrimp but i easily spend 250+ when i was into it. try looking around/an/ but a effay pet is one that has a glass cage for viewing only

This, and all the other opinions are wrong.

ferrets smell like shit

a well kept and stylishly set up freshwater fishtank can be effay, because its a very interesting/cool and helps with the atmosphere of the room.
if you want a pet tho get what you want, although chameleons are very fragile and require extensive (moderately expensive) care. Everyone I've known who bought them when it was trendy in high school has buried it a year later due to complications after their legs break.

shameless bump because I want more opinions before i buy
i wanted a hedgehog bro but illegal :(

Fish are cool since they don't wake you up in the middle of the night. Plus if you have an amazing one filled between two walls and the right aesthetic it functions as home decorations and as a pet

Those originated from muricah

sphynx cat

Huh. No shit. Just looked it up on wiki, and there is absolutely no good reason whatsoever why the damned thing is called an "Australian Shepherd."

only get a pet if you can actually care for it. given that youre stupid enough to come to Veeky Forums for chameleon advice, you probably shouldnt own one. pets arent fashion accessories you stupid faggot.