How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one?

are you the Dylan roof dude?

yep

oh god this is so bad

I think with a few extra years of aging you could look really handsome

Also SHAVE LITTLE SIDE BURN HAIRS RIGHT NOW THEY TRIGGER ME

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>caring what other people do
>not just doing whatever you want

It's a nice cut but I have a lot of younger cousins aged 11-14 and they all have this cut.

V hansom tho

Have you tried looking at pictures of desirable haircuts of members of the SS and abstracting from them a description of the haircut in terms of length, angles, shapes, blending or lack thereof etc? I'm sure this will give you better results than listening to poor advice or bringing pictures of completely different haircuts as seen in this thread.

Never go full broccoli, I made that mistake already.

this is my hair atm

RRRRICHARD SPENCER
I CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOU
YOU CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE ME
YEAH NO HOMO

DON'T TALK TO THOSE JEWS
THEY'RE SUCH DIRTY THIEVES
PARANOIA
PARNOIAIA

THIS.

I had my barber do this. Then I went to work and a random Mexican I work with stopped gave me a Nazi salut and said HEIL hitler.

The nazis rocked a lot of different styles.

You can go full undercut. But if you want to try and look less LGBT do a low skin cut. Tell the barber to keep the hair on the top of the sides.

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OP here I got my undercut and I LOVE IT. Thanks for all the advice, this is my favorite hair cut I've ever had.

>implying nazis weren't pompous borderline homosexual hipsters

>himmler looking like a cossack
JUST

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Ive always wondered if the nationalist socialist high command had repressed homosexuality for their interest in art and sculpture, the no girls allowed vibe of the military,

They were. And they some were drug addicts. Etc.

The guy who ran it before hitler was hella gay

You can find plenty of evidence of homosexual nazis most notably Ernst Röhm. But being interested in art and not letting your breeding stock fight like a Russian animal are not good reasons.

they don't look the same at all

>How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one?
A handsome Wermacht soldier or model, and 20 something butch from Portland can have the same exact haircut; the difference is in the person, not the hair.

too much blending and too short in the front, back looks weird, also can't judge shit with this much product and that angle

too short on the top, hair too thin and dry

is that a mohawk or the longest forehead known to man?

too ethnic, too broccoli

get a better camera, fix those loose strands of hair, your nose is adorable, shave higher in the back, the line should be more parallel than turned downwards

no parting visible, no blending whatsoever, acceptable but too much undercut and a little too short on top for that look

I bet this fucking faggot had that parting shaved in there.

Well to make it look good you should have a face that compliments the cut. If you have a chubby face that doesn't show your jaw line or cheek bones you will look like the latter

>I want to look like a member of the SS
>Any tips to avoid looking like a pompous fag?
had a hearty kek thanks m8 :^)

His side profile is better than dead on. Has a weak chin

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This was my hair before it got shaved off what do you guys think?

Looks cool

Idk how it looks because I have curly hair

Thank

That's a normal part you idiot. Only spics gets get the "hard part"

Pic related.

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>too short on the top, hair too thin and dry
He was in a fucking prison back in those days, I doubt that he could maintain good hair care
there, that's probably why he cut his long mane.

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10/10 qt 3.14
Would march into poland with desu

Oh no, he was in a comfortable Norwegian prison, how could he possible have decent looking hair there. Good thing them German boys in in the middle of fucking nowhere dragging themselves through dirt and snow and blood were all stocked up on conditioner.

He looks like Graham Chapman without his beard.

>the no girls allowed vibe of the military
All-male militaries were the norm prior to the late 20th century.

You what, mate?

Just ask for a classic side part(not the piece of shit modern one) with low tapers on the sides and back

this post is offensive. the scope of the stupidity and sanctimonious faggotry of its author is really something to behold.

that nose is perfect

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aaaaahhhh why would you shave that

i wish i could convince my boyfriend to get this cut (the conservative nazi type not the homo broccoli type). makes men look handsome af

suicide pls, thanks.

The supperior hiter youth

Do you prefer it swept to the side or swept back?

pic related is my standard to show the barber when I'm after this style

Source is Jason Statham in Enemies at the Wall

I was in a car crash which left me in a coma, they shaved it off while I was asleep so they could put a drain tube in my head

I might post a pic taken of me in a coma
With cuts all over my head for proof if no one posts in a wrecked thread

exdee, quality post

The proportions of everything is very important, make sure to understand the proportions that your own face needs and give your barber detailed instructions for what you want. I know exactly what I want so it mostly turns out good

>I want to look like a member of the SS

>whatever mom you don't know me this is who I am

The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird.

Cringe. Given that most alt-righters are virginal "men's rights" fedoras, the idea of them trying to be masculine and virile is amusing.

>tfw my hair looks like that naturally