2017

>2017
>not owning the new fuckboi jacket of current year

2016 bombers suck my dick choke on it

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>please sir, take my wallet right out of my pocket. i have robbed myself of all peripheral vision and limited my mobility for you

i like to encourage intruders

Imagine popping that collar

and to yourself having to be all like "damn, fuckboy, playa playa you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with me, both my character and the real me." when all I really wants to do is jack off to tranny porn and lurk Veeky Forums. Like seriously imagine having to be that collar and not only sit on those bony shoulders while your Jamie Lee Curtis type disgusting body wears it, the favorable lighting barely concealing the acne marks and greasy skin, and just sit there, popped collar after popped collar, hour after hour, while he perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on Instagram tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, THAT JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOK ALIKE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his feminine fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been sitting in a warehouse with nothing but a healthy diet of dry cleaning and later alleged sheep rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled chin as he sucks in his gut to writhe it suggestively at everyone, smugly assured that everyone enjoys the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another take, and you know you could pop every single person in this room before the designer could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking popped collar. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your collar and bear it.

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wait are you the same guy who posted on the cringe thread
ur funny start tripfagging

Uhh

no I am not and no but thank you

I've never been roasted this hard in my entire life