>happened about an hour ago >was walkin back to my house from the library. I have to walk past several bars on my way home, so people are everywhere >notice a girl in a Rick skirt, so I glance at her and turn my head to the side as she walks past me. >her boyfriend who's about 5'5" 195 /r/streetwear beta tries to act all hard and calls me out, says "What are you starin at bud?" >this caught me off guard. pissed me off that this punk is trying to start something, i say "I was jus legit checkin out the girl, is that a problem?" >replys "yeah it is, keep walking bro, shes mine" >tell him "i don't like roasties anyway" >he runs over and gets in myface >I say "do u honestly think you can intimidate anyone u brown nerd"
keep in mind I am only 6' 155 lbs. however, Ive been studying designers and I post my fits on Veeky Forums. he has nothing better to do with his night than try to fight akid who looks at his gf. talk about being insecure. I am so sick of people thinking they are dressing better calling others out for no reason especially streetwear normcore and palewave fags
>i snap him into a front headlock down to the ground so hes sittin on both his knees >his knees got split from his H&M black ripped jeans >i squeeze tight and talk to him while i I hold him there > "aint so cool anymore huh, cant protect ur girl now can ya, ya need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl you fukin normie, Ive never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain" >snap his face down into the concrete sidewalk n do a spin behind him >give him a tap on the ass to show dominance >"btw stacey got nice Margielas" >let him go and start bcakin off, he just lays there embarrassed >his gf and 2 friends stand there in shock screaming shit saying theyre going to call the police >after hearing the word police i take off running towards Taco Bell
Elijah Nguyen
>>>/autism/
Jace Gonzalez
it's sad that you put this much effort into this post and it still ended up not even remotely funny
Dominic Hughes
Why did you put so much effort into making up and posting such an obviously fake story
Gavin Barnes
'lol'
Eli Robinson
>ppl will come here to post about how this is fake
Colton Gonzalez
huh?
Levi Stewart
This. Fuck off OP
Dominic Wright
huh? guessing you a streetwear fag too?
Ryder Mitchell
Nice job op, I had a similar experience just the other day at uni >Walking across campus to the uni gym >spot a pack of 5'0 twinks coming out of the library >make an audible smug comment about their fake nike trainers and louis vuitton bags >they start babbling at me in their native gook speak >start trying to intimidate me by circling around >when will they learn? >make a casual step forward to the leader while flexing my biceps >he starts to tear up and stumbles back, dropping a chop stick out of his sleeve >wink at his gf, present my arm to her so she can feel my muscles >twinks run away crying and farting with every step >gf gives me her number, fucked her while twink was in the same room playing league of legends
Isaiah Bailey
this thread is pretty autistic so far.
>a girl told me i dress well the other day. >my friend tried on my jacket and said "it just looks better on you" >i get compliments on my shoes a lot.
Justin Cox
woah pigfuck. when's you get unbanned? also can I see that Raf collection if you still have it? I think Felstalk might have you beat. you two are both Aussies right? or kiwis?
Kayden Jackson
god i hate this board
Cooper Hughes
nice fake story no 5'5 dude would walk up to a 6' and get in his face like he couldnt even reach the face
Bentley Rivera
>astro in white
fucked up m8
Caleb Lee
ayy hows mash
Mason Bennett
projecting,the thread
Josiah Reed
>be me >unsure of my fit at a family party >gamgam compliments my fit and style >soon after more follow from friends and family >thanks babushka
Eli Myers
Thats the joke >this thread
Jackson Young
No effort involved, it's slightly altered pasta from Veeky Forums
Cooper Carter
I am a 5'7 twink and one time a black dude came up and said I looked fly I think it was my AF1s or maybe he was gay dunno
Joshua Brown
You mean chinks, right? Saying twinks just makes you sound gay.