Morning Routine

What's your morning routine?

Mine:
>smoke
>drink coffee
>brush teeth and shower

I think, I have to up my game...

smoke ciggys? might as well just go back to bed or kys

>morning
I wake up at noon senpai

>wake
>snooze button
>snooze button again
>snooze button a third time if I'm a really lazy cunt that day
>piss
>coffee
>shit, shower, wash face, shave if need to, brush teeths
>choose clothes

>Wake up
>Stretch
>Go for a jog
>Come home
>Start coffee
>Shower
>Pour coffee in Yeti
>Go to work

>wake up
>jerk off
>get dressed
>work
>back home
>jerk off (2x)
>sleep

repeat

wake
shower/shave if necessary
dress if leaving the house soon or throw on loungey stuff if sitting around for a while
read a book over coffee & breakfast
brush teeth
whatever's next

>take shower
>brush teeth
>shave
>text gf
>make cafe con leche
>go to school

>wake up
>go to the gym (only 3 times a week)
>shower
>eat breakfast
>brush teeth
>go on the computer & do nothing
>class
>continue doing nothing
>maybe read
>etc etc. continue doing nothing, perhaps
>sleep

>wake up
>take piss
>shower
>drink glass of water
>eat something (fruit most times)
>maybe smoke a cigarette
>brush teeth
>ride bmx for half an hour to pool
>swim for an hour
>go to uni/home depending on day

>Snooze once usually
>Get out of bed, turn coffee machine on, get back in bed
>Watch YouTube, tv, browse internet
>Coffee done, get it, get back in bed
>Drink coffee
>Get out of bed, go take a shit
>Get dressed
>Clean up a bit and go to work

>>set alarm a few hours early
>>wake up before said alarm
>>turn them off little by little
Ex: work is at 8, leave by 7:30. Earliest alarm: 5:00 wake up:2:30
>>eventually time to get ready
:00
:08 ready for work
Brushing, shaving, dressed, back to bed
>>sleep until 7:30
>>leave

>wake up
>lay on phone for 10 min or so
>piss
>face and armpit wash
>get dressed
>eat breakfast (usually oats)
>brush teeth
>pack up my shit and go to class

I shower in the afternoon and typically pick up coffee on the way to class.

actual morning routine
>wake up
>fuaark already late
>hurry the fuck up
>swallow oatmeal n' tea
>make GF fix lunch
>hop on bike 4 uni

>wake up to the sound of my phone alarm
>poop (important to do pre-shower)
>medium temp shower (hot water dries out your skin; also wakes you up more)
>shampoo->conditioner->facewash->bodywash
>towel off body and hair, not face
>chemical exfoliate moist face
>moiturize face and body
>sunscreen
>brush teeth, mouthwash
>antiperspirant
>grind coffee beans->heat water->pour over coffee in chemex
>check weather forecast on phone, get dressed
>put whatever stuff I need for class in backpack
>pour coffee into travel cup
>final check appearance, style hair, apply fragrance
>final preleave piss
>grab pocket stuff

also add gym in morning if it's a weekend; weekday I go before bed.

> struggling to enter security code on phone because i'm still high on my meds
> turn of all of my six alarms
> set new alarm an hour later
> wash, brush teeth, dress
> run to bus stop rolling cigarette because even late for next bus
> smoke cigarette when i realize bus is late again
> call in being late again while on the bus

>wake up
>wipe dust off my laptop
>pray to poster of tricky ricky
>visit my favourite fashion forum on the chan
>watch anime
>repeat

>wake up
>shower
>shave
>dress
>brush teeth
>walk doge
>go to work
and make my coffee at work

>wake up
>set alarm 30 minutes early so i can hit snooze and trick myself into getting more sleep
>check phone
>piss
>poop
>shower
>brush teeth
>if i eat anything its a piece of fruit
>water
>go to school

I hope you're a girl

>wake up
>fall asleep
>wake up
>fall asleep
>wake up
>get up
>piss
>brossé les dents
>brush my teeth a little bit extra
>shower
>dry hair
>dress
>find small edible substance
>consume said substance
>make tea
>leave house

your life must be terrible.

our lives are all boring as hell