Just ordered a Hermes signature H belt

That does not even make sense.

Fuck off cuck

>kek
Being this angry you can't afford a 800$ belt casually.

Any more Hermes bros here?

We out here senpai

I fucked two chicks the same night I bought the belt. This stuff pulls bitches like crazy.

>boasting about buying a 800$ belt
>projecting this hard

KEK

wearing expensive belts will only make you look like even more of a broke bitch than you are, anyone can save up $1000

>wearing expensive belts will only make you look like even more of a broke bitch than you are, anyone can save up $1000

>implying I don't have YSL / John Lobb / Gucci / Balmain boots and sneakers.
>implying I don't have 6 Balmain shirts
>implying I don't have a collection of Balmain jeans
>implying I don't have bespoke suits and shirts
>implying I don't have custom knitted cashmere sweaters
>implying I am not 6'3'''
>implying I'm not handsome with a chiseled jaw
>implying I'm not Veeky Forums with a V-taper

Cope harder pleb

> anyone can save up $1000
So save up and buy one then.
Can't? Thought so...
Then shut the fuck up.

Stick to Zara and leave serious brands for the big boys.

You could've just stated that you are very rich famalam

and yet you still feel the need to brag on Veeky Forums
what deep psychological issues do you have?

>what deep psychological issues do you have?

None. I'm just a douchebag lol

>not buying the 40mm belt for $1300

Top kek

this thread has to be bate, nobody can be this self centred. I quite like the H belt, its much more subtle than a LV belt or Gucci. Also the H is a nice aesthetically pleasing shape for a belt buckle. However its just a belt though, i dont see why you need to boast on a Mongolian stop motion animation forum

>>not buying the 40mm belt for $1300

Link

>>implying I'm not handsome with a chiseled jaw
You're not allowed to say that without posting a picture of yourself

Also, he didn't imply half of the shit you said he implied. He didn't bring your looks up at all.

m.usa.hermes.com/man/belts/belt-kits/42-mm/u-beltkit-42-61095.html

Sorry, 42mm

It's under "belt kits"

Also if you read his replies he wouldn't be bragging about incoming pussy from this single item when he says hes got thousands of dollars worth of other stuff.

There is no such option in the UK shop. It looks like the same belt only white. Who the fuck wears a white belt?

I guess if you really want to ball you can go with this

That's odd, if I were you I'd just order from the US store and get the 42mm or call a UK boutique and see if they have them. IMO the 42mm looks much better than the 32 and is worth the extra cost

So where are your trousers by Hermes OP?

what else do you plan on wearing with them af1s?

You can't order from US store to other countries.

They ship only within US.

42mm is a bit too wide for a suit.

are you ok there buddy?

bump for more autist tears

Only autist is OP who made a dedicated thread just to brag because he's insecure. That's why he bought the belt in the first place.

Also it's a tacky ass belt. Wouldn't wear it even if I got it for free.

Yeah, i'm really insecure. Pic related, its my pic, not fraudin

nice phone cover faggot

thanks

having to show your body without it being relevant in any way just further shows your insecurity

so what am I insecure about?

...

I think designer belts are a good investment since they are a long lasting sturdy product. Nice cop I like the color.

>save and buy one

why would I want to spend $1000 on the letter H

I was literally just telling you that it's not impressive and nobody cares about your gay belt, go buy a fancy car or something if you're so rich

please just be a terrible troll

can you please marry me? be my tom buchanan?

nice women's belt op

manlet cumskin detected

I bought a $20 belt and it's still good after five years. So you'd have to wear that belt for 200 years to see a positive ROI.

idk whilst i guess his designer belt would look better than your belt you could just get pants that fit and have an infinitely better ROI

6'2'' is far from manlet boii.

Yes, this should last a lifetime

>boii
nice underage

this

belts are for suits and that's it, just buy pants that fit you spergs

Wait are you the same sperg who said he picked up lots of chicks with his white Gucci sneakers a while back? I remember that thread, he said he was Norweigen and 6'2" too.

yourself

>hermes belt

you'll attract homosexuals

heheh how did you know

Being noticed, getting attention. You want people to talk about you and it doesn't matter if it's positive or negative as long as youre the center

Because we know bad taste when we hear it, plus you're not pulling cause you are amazingly goodlooking or because of your gucci shit...you are hooking up because girls in Scandinavia are whooaaahhs...i know this for a fact...went to Helsinki for 3 days...fucked a girl all 3 nights...good luck marrying one of those when the time comes Svend...

>marrying
What kind of a cuck wants to marry anyway?