You're walking on the sidewalk when these two modern men are striding your direction when one of them shout "HEY" as you pass. You turn around and he informs you "Your ugly space boots got salt on my tambs, man."
"My squad is gonna be here if you don't give me a 20 to clean them, boy."
What do you do?
get on my knees and proceed to suck his cock.
Wonder why I'm in some strange mirror world.
Ask to be a disciple from the ninja in the background.
Laugh because I don't care how many of his 90lb friends he calls. How are they gonna rough me up if they're afraid of ruining their outfits?
YOU NEED TO GET SOME GIRLS IN YOUR LIFE SENPAI
Stab him.
The image makes it look like they're walking together and the guy on the right is clinging to the guy on the left's arm
It's cute af
only just noticed the background
that's pretty cool
"tambs"
whose white person is this
fucking hate this style
keep walking and call 911 in a girly voice and tell them two black men are chasing me
Wow you have no idea how real humans communicate.
Cringe
Cringe
>implying i'd turn around
those jacteks are becoming fucking memes
Render unconscious.
Steal wallet.
Cringe
>"tambs"
Ask when and how I got to Paris
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Don't you mean 720 degrees?
yes thank you
So whats with the pre-blowout knees
teleport behind him and unleash katana obviously
id ignore him and keep walking. if he stopped me id swing on him and hope for the best.
they're actually authentically worn in if you catch my drift
Chew their faces off and rape them
only on Veeky Forums lmao
fuck off cunt
Apologize and keep on with my day, and not say autistic shit like
Yes yes, very helpful. People making jokes in a joke thread seems cringe inducing toi me as well.
>What do you do?
I guess deliberately scuff his "tambs" while looking him in the eye.
this
Say fuck off and walk away.
>Apologize
beta as fuck
Completely ignore them and keep walking. If the pester me further give them a monotonous "excuse me" and keep walking. If they use violence, either fight back or run circles around them while sarcastically screaming for help.
>>running circles around them
Gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
>>not being alpha n pummeling pussboi
Auuuuuuuutismmmmm
Drop my pants and shit right in front of them.
>taking a joke thread seriously
Cringe
I live in a freedom loving state and will draw my CC if I must.
Not that I'm very likely to encounter anyone looking like that here.
ever since the media divided the white and non white community ive been walking the streets just waiting for the day a shit skin tests me
Have my girlfriend suck their cocks
Those fits are flames
They're not even black it's sad
>laugh and start walking towards them
>unzip jacket and reach hand into the inside pocket
>hold it there for a few seconds to hopefully make them uncomfortable
>stop in front of them
>pull out a middle finger
theyll either chase me or let me off the hook for keeping it real
Cry
No one wants to watch grown man cry.
flex my fire fit and finesse a swerve around these fooshbwahs to take dat W nah mean
holy fuck you're a fag
Start masturbating, nobody wants to touch a sex pervert (its just playing into their hands)
what the fuck
this website is so embarrassing
I'd probably just leave before his squad arrives. Go home and jerk off to foot-fetish porn or something.
never change Veeky Forums
top kek
poo on his tambos, wipe my pooey bum on his silly t-shirt then walk away
>195349▶
ask him if he is on his period
"haha wow it's just like that meme! Do it again browse Veeky Forums"
Cringe
isn't that the point?