Why the fuck haven't you shaved your head yet? It's literally the only good hairstyle

Why the fuck haven't you shaved your head yet? It's literally the only good hairstyle.

its a good hairstyle but it looks terrible on your idaho potato, angsty edgelord, scholastic book logo forehead lookin ass

it looks fine on him, let go of the hate

> angsty edgelord
oh look who's talking

oh those angsty angery eyebrows, we're dealing with some badass over here, oi?

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because I have a high forehead and a high level of foresight on how bad it would look on me

OP here. thank you that made me laugh haha

A quality roast cooked to perfection served by yours truly headmaster of roasting chef user-hardass. Way to go tiger

>scholastic book logo forehead

oh fuck

good idea behind this comment.phrasing should have been condensed. "i got a forehead and foresight" would have been better. 6/10

tried it 5 years ago. one of the worst decisions i've ever made.

>scholastic book logo forehead lookin ass
BRUTAL

>scholastic book logo forehead lookin ass
SEND HELP

fpbp

would've brought some meat if I knew there was going to be a roast

you look aweful lol. Your head has a weird form and everyone will think "wow that guy looks wierd" for tjhe next 2-3 months until the hair grew back

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCRRENCRAP

BTFO

fucking kek'd
hello /r/Veeky Forums

Ahahahahaha oh my god.

l m a o

Psoriasis.

Put me in the screencap

People with great hairlines always shave their heads.

People going bald always seem to like long hair.

The irony of life.

Typically I hate these "everybody responds to some shitty uncreative 'burn' on another poster" but this is well fucking deserved, my god

Holy shit you're 10/10

you look fine imo, I'd even try shorter
lmfao

>lookin ass

BRUH LMAO

if u don't put me in the screencap ur mother will die in her sleep tonight

my nigga you just got roasted

samefag

My dad is visiting me soon, I don't want to freak him out. Also letting my beard grow.

log off mr reading rainbow

first post best roast

mmmm fuck your tasty as bro
wanna slip my hard dick between those juicy lips dude
got any ass pics? mmmmmmm

Did I fuck up?

Did I fuck up?

you look like the cartoon kid caillou

I totally agree!

So yes?

first step is to not be a twink

i plan to shave my head soon for shit hair genetics reasons but ive got at least two moles on the scalp

advice? can i just slice them off myself or do i need to see someone about it

My agency won't let me although I think I look way more "modely" with a buzz. Sucks p hard desu.. Buzz is so damn easy too.

You should probably show them to someone... Or go really slow on top of them. Not sure but I don't think it's a good idea to slice em.

im dead

Starkt lifting and take HGH

>desecrating your hair by cutting it at all
plebs.
my hair is still box fresh

screencap pls

Only if you are Flatlander.

if you've got beard, yes, if not, no

No

/thread

Yes you did, can't you see the hair near your ear? Cut again.

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Only people who can't grow a beard say this nonsense.

AP talks about shaved heads and has a buzzed hair himself...

Here's a shaved head. Balding like a motherfucker since 20 with shitty beard growth. But still look better than with thinning hair.

wew lads

andy morin looking motherfucker

I tried it. It turns out I have a fucking weird shaped head. Not for me.

LMAOO

even if u had hair id recommend shaving your head, looks dope

if you put me in the screencap i'll kill myself

Holy fucking shit my sides just went off to the library

Implying a head of healthy hair isn't effay

>2000+17

Kek

Because I don't have a receding hairline

>tfw receding hairline
>tfw chubby, round face
>tfw numale


The suffering of having no option...guess I'll keep losing weight

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Look at the ratio of posters to replies and you'll see that you're wrong

Eric