Fuck stocks. owning is where the money is. What does Veeky Forums own?

Fuck stocks. owning is where the money is. What does Veeky Forums own?

Your mom's ass and pussy.

nubs

stocks

A good set of kneepads.

Deez nuts

>nyc is asleep

that explains this thread

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came here to post this.

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this board is so bad holy shit

I part own several companies.

I own public traded companies. This way they are more liquid and I can convert them to cash easier if an emergency ever came up.

Stuff on the ASX and NYSE

Multi family properties. Gearing up for a proper sized apartment building

IT consulting firm. Started it myself with a partner 4 years ago. I'm only 32 - feels good to earn 250k a year.

dragon dildo factory in thailand, plus a lube factory in nigeria

if you don't own a male model face everything you own is irrelevant

Tangible assets:
A 'desirable' shitbox car
A few personal tech products
A road bicycle (carbon and aluminium)
A few shares

Intangible assets:
A degree
A professional registration

LMAO

came here to post this, well done first responder

To put it in Gekko's words: I create nothing, I own.

Claims on my parent's assets when I die. I'll make sure they get as wealthy as possible.

House and a car.
Two kids. The state says I don't "own" them, but we'll see.

A computer.

But I'm planning on buying a flat and renting it.