What would it be like to attend a party in Mozart's time?

I just think you're starting from the wrong perspective. It is not "documentary with embellishment", it is "fantasy with a few facts". Winning awards means it was palatable, movies as this are not awarded for veracity.

>Why get so sensitive about someone calling you uncultured?

Because "cultured" people would endeavor to know the truth about a cultural icon and recognize this was more of a rip off using his name than an actual depiction. I'm not even the person to whom you referred with or without culture, but the argument was against "you somehow having culture because you saw a hollywood tale".

t. uncultured swine

christ this board is autistic.

Alcohol, clean clothes, court etiquette, and humor based on improvised, on-the-fly puns, rhymes, and what have you, the kind of stuff you'd find on a children's joke website, plus some "nasty" stuff like said

Opium, booze, and fine music.

How about you learn what the fuck autism is you stupid faggot?

Fuck that, learn what culture is lol. Shit isn't rocket science, you have an internet connection, you just look like a lazy ignorant fool for not knowing what words mean.

t. uncultured swine

I also think you may be mistaking "culture" for "taking a little effort to defend a foreign point of view". Sitting on a couch watching movies doesn't make one "cultured" unless you're including the bacteria growing in and on your body. It's the way you process the information given, what you take away which is relevant to the people, places and ideas involved, which makes you cultured.

Arguing awards makes you cultured in one sense, certainly, the "culture of American filmography", but not overall the culture of Europe, the culture of music. Those acquaintances would immediately set off alarms that "this was not overtly a cultural movie", but a well-done fabrication.

boobs pushed up from coursettes is one of my major turn ons

i would have to attend with like mc hammer pants just to hide the boners

>He thinks that American filmography is exemplified by Oscar winners
Ok yeah I'll take your opinion seriously.

I doubt you've even seen an oopera all the way through.

That's why they had codpieces.

you think fucking their ancient pieces could contain my diamonds?

No, I think their ancient fucking piecces could contain your diamonds.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY ERECTION

pretty fucken rad if you were wealthy and socially competent

absolutely degenerate

>filmography
>opera

hmm, we seem to have two things which are not necessarily the same. What happened here to your argument? Do you see it?

>but it's all performance art!
So is Broadway. One notable difference, you don't get a second chance on a cutting room floor to make a first impression. I'd have been more compelled had you brought "opera" into a discussion about other live performance.

in Broadway you don't get that second chance, I meant to say.

And you won't believe how hard it is to find corsette porn.

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everyone in this thread has no idea what those parties were like, they were unbelievable, you can't get an experience like that today, the things we used to do at those parties are beyond taboo now, Mozart and his crew are dead now though and they can't tell you anything

What was so special? Women, alcohol and drugs - nothing spectacular.

get off the internet mozart

sure thing mozart

Probably:

Amadeus is a great film.

The Aeneid isn't Historically accurate either, you cretin

Barry Lyndon

I think it would be fun, with music, dancing, drinking, card games, conversation and flerting, but in a more prudish matter. I don't see girls going to parties alone to get casual sex. Single women would go together with relatives and siblings. Not even in the days of my parents were single girls allowed to go out alone. My aunt went to the movies together with my mom and dad on their first date. Now imagine what the 18th century was like.

Of course there was extramarital, etc., sex, but that would have been with someone you know, not someone you just met at a party.

>only non-fiction is culture

Those would be prostitutes, I think even in the context of the movie.

they use to launch midgets off of buildings

A lot of pomp not much ceremony

Barry Lyndon

most beautiful film I've ever seen

Barry Lyndon is a GOAT /hist/ film

Are you guys kidding me?
>Josefine Mutzenbacher: (though this is more Bodice)
xvideos.com/video16006937/josefine_mutzenbacher_-_wie_sie_wirklich_war
xvideos.com/video16024069/josefine_mutzenbacher_-_1976
>Catherine: Tsarina of the Night (English title)
xvideos.com/video7024436/katharina_und_ihre_wilden_hengste_part_2
xvideos.com/video7693257/katharina_und_ihre_wilden_hengste_2._teil_1983_
>El marques de Sade
xvideos.com/video20454557/el_marques_de_sade

>most beautiful film I've ever seen
Seconded. Kubrick literally used NASA cameras so that he could film by candlelight/windowlight inside castles

Many thanks you scholarly gentleman.

>all of these plebs that haven't seen amadeus.

Well, I never denied they exist. Just that there aren't a lot of them and relatively hard to find compared to more pleb-tier fetishee.

Still, thank you for dredging these up dearest user.

but nowadays is mozart's time

my italian porn movies from 90s folder says they liked having anal sex with eastern europian girls

Amadeus is easily one of the best films ever created.

>Those would be prostitutes, I think even in the context of the movie.
so?

The literal German title of Catherine is "Catherine and her wild stallions."

Mcfucking kek

"so many hoes on my dick, i don't know what to do,
hell, i even got my cousin blowing on my magic flute"
t. the life of mozart

>Born too late for huge saggy boobs, corsets, big poofy dresses, and powdered wigs
JDIMSA

Also bush.

...

Who has the WebM from the director's cut?
You know the one.

well you do get to see stanze's tits but it's not sexy at all. I feel bad for her, being a victim of Mozart's juvinile antics and being used as a pawn by salieri.

probably people getting drunk as fuck

just like every party in western civilization ever

One day, we should have a thread dedicated to period porn. Even softcore ones with historical backgrounds.

I dunno if it's chill with the rules, but we seriously should. For scholarship's sake.

>El marques de Sade
>2 seconds in
>Rocco Siffredi
Nope.

Rosa Caracciolo though.

>Josefine Mutzenbacher
Eh, I did read the book!

>and humor based on improvised, on-the-fly puns, rhymes, and what have you
So it would basically be like reddit?

>Catherine and her wild stallions

exhausting. you're constantly trying to schmooze with social superiors and not embarrass yourself. constant performance and anxiety. even worse if you're a woman because not only are you doing the same things as the men but you have this restrictive costume on. but everyone can get a little loose if it's a masquerade ball. so much of the 18th century revolved around rigid social hierarchy, it wouldn't have been any more fun if you had money because with that comes the actual 'job' of being an aristocrat in a highly competitive field

What other period porn would make for great material?

Any time period can be fetishized. And they all are.

lol wtf

>And they all are
Examples?

You haven't seen the "Early Republic" tab on pornhub?

Tonight I will.

Underrated post

Just watched it. Fucking Bullington was a dick who deserved what's he got, and was an even bigger prick for taking advantage of Barry's mercy.

you can still get bush, just go to asia and parts of latin america

Bullington was just trying to take back what was his and repair his honor. I don't fault him at all for his retaliation, if someone had humiliated me like that I'd absolutely want revenge.

Why did he let his retarded step son take a free shot at him?

It's just the rules. They established firing order by coin flip at the beginning, and duels don't end until the challenger is satisfied or neither party can continue.

>german language

Ruined it for me.

My point is that Barry should have just shot him when he had the chance. Kill the little shit when you have the legal opportunity to do so. You'd be acting in self-defense, and the estate would convene to whatever future bastsrd offspring Barry would beget by his affairs. Or hell, even leave it to his brothers and their children so they don't have to suck up to the English constantly.

He was a little bitch for calling Barry out in front of the chamber. Barry's Irish temper flared so he went apeshit, which I can sympathize with given the fact he was just humiliated in front of the peers. He should be grateful Barry hadnt arranged him to be killed early on, and let death threats go unpunished. He only got caned when he was older because he went overboard with punishing his stepbrother, which was not his right in the first place. Had he just lived within the rules he could have sued Barry for the estate, which he absolutely would have won given who his father was and Barry's background. But he had to "defend his honor" which he dragged through the shit by himself because of how he publicly slandered his mom's husband.

If some shithead married my mom for her money and was cheating on her I'd be incensed. Barry was wasting his inheritance and treating him like shit. Barry micking out on him after he called him out on it just confirmed what he said about him being nothing more than a lowborn social climber.

Ah, being a distinct fan of social mobility (Barry up, this spoiled little shit of a noble down) I wanted to see Barry win.

Also, being a Mick myself, I wanted to see him stick it to the English.