ITT: careers you should forget about unless you're a top student at an Ivy League school
I'll start
>investment banker
ITT: careers you should forget about unless you're a top student at an Ivy League school
Nicholas Sanders
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Zachary Lopez
Corporate lawyer
Thomas Morgan
CFA charterholder
Luis Bailey
African Warlord
Juan Baker
Ninja Assassin.
Matthew Perez
>investment banker
don't need to be smart or go to an Ivy for this.
you just need connections (which people at Ivy's have due to their school)
Tyler Rodriguez
Why does anyone even want to be one? The only threads I've seen on Veeky Forums about them involve working 80 hours a week and making 100k. That's not even slightly worth it.
Michael Clark
I'd expand this to ANY field of law. Extremely over-saturated.
Henry Baker
Even public defense? Because that often seems like the place entitled law students (see, all law students) try to avoid because it only provides a middle-class income and they don't want to put any time in to get somewhere better.
Ryan Hall
The CFA exams are babby tier shit.
Grayson Russell
Cfo
Brody Rodriguez
OFFICIAL REKT
Andrew Hernandez
architecture. enjoy being an "architect" and drawing on CAD all day. god i hate interior architects theyre just retarded.
Alexander Hernandez
What does the text translate as?
Mason Harris
Left is capitalist, right is communist. I think, I can't read Cyrillic but they look the right size for those words and one starts KA while the other starts CO. I randomly tried the word slave and got "paб," and slavery is "paбcтвo". So it's probably something about capitalists being slaves while communists are free.
Colton Young
ive never understood "communism"
it would be impossible for everyone to be "completely equal" in an economic sense.
like "this guy is a doctor, and this one digs roads, we are communist!"... lol what?
Actually, communism is a word invented by the CIA in order to further alienate the american population from the chinese and russians... probably
Carson Roberts
Says that in socalist countries there is a right for work and in capitalism there is no right for work
and the guy with the sign on his back says work!
as in work needed
Nathan Clark
Many PD offices are very competitive. Others, in the middle of nowhere, not so much.
Kevin Myers
Odd. So "slave" and "work" have similar etymology in Russian? One is rab vs rabota?
Jason Wright
ROFL
actually theyre hiring people with year commitment likes families
Jacob Johnson
exactly thats what linkedin is for
Grayson Smith
Exactly rab means slave in Russian
My family is from Soviet Union and they told me how engineers got paid less than simple assembly workers
this was to keep order and keep the plebs happy
Benjamin Perry
politician
Good idea for a thread OP
Wyatt Thompson
It's for the opportunities it opens up
Sebastian Robinson
>My family is from Soviet Union and they told me how engineers got paid less than simple assembly workers
this was to keep order and keep the plebs happy
Sounds like Canada
Brody Brown
Any sort of science research job. You'll need a doctorate from a top university and some genuine talent to get one.
Not so much oversaturation of top scientists, but oversaturation of low-tier science graduates. Doctorate programs exist to filter out the ones who can get their heads around the complex stuff.
Lucas Morales
Like?
Angel Martin
I can read Cyrillic but know no Russian, the left has something to do with labour in capitalist countries but I have no idea what bespravie means. The right says: "In socialist countries - right to work!"
Henry Powell
I agree with you overall but I'd like to point out that retards graduate with doctorates all the time. In fact they're often stupider than their colleagues who didn't completely drink the koolaid and fall for the academia meme.
Leo Campbell
What field are you talking? All the PhD's from my faculty seem extremely intelligent.
Oliver Rivera
Management consulting
>1225273
>linkedin
>networking
>2016
lol
Aiden Richardson
bump
Juan Ross
Are you kidding ?
Jace Scott
>Studying for CFA I at this exact moment, have a month to study the final 3 books.
>Stopt reading, started watching these vids
>youtube.com
Chase Butler
Goldman Sachs is known for recruiting talent regardless of where they went to school, dumb ass.
Robert Price
none you pleb
Brody Murphy
Why would anyone want to be an investment banker?
Well, the internships and analyst year suck, but at big banks they still clear at least $150k after bonuses in good years. Now, that's not rich in NYC, and they work a ton and often have lifestyle inflation forced on them to some extent. There are three reasons people do this.
1. Prestige; You went to Choate, then Yale, and now you don't know what you really want to do but you have great grades and CV items and there's a recruiter from THE GOLDMAN SACHS who can provide you with a societally approved, "prestigious" place to park you ass so you can save face and not tip people off that you're directionless. Yes, this happens. Many of these people burn out and leave or don't get promoted after their analyst years.
2: You plan to climb the ladder. This is either extreme ambition or your dad worked on Wall Street.
3: You've got it for real made and are going to make very nearly the mythical $300k starting at a hedge fund or some other less well known company. I know a guy from Harvard who did this. Top-level mathematics major.
You have to understand that most of the real candidates for these jobs have been working like dogs since kindergarten and don't actually think their analyst hours are abusive compared to prep school.