Just inherited $331.763 million dollars. How can I gift it some of you?

That is $331763.00. I'll give 5k to anyone that says something interesting through email transfer.

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Invest in penny stocks.

On a serious note interest rates are so low thanks to the feds that keeping it under your mattress isn't that bad of an idea.

Buy some parking garages, my dude.

Also if you send me $5K I can have a fighting chance to make it in life. ;~;

Good luck user. Too bad she won't live.

thats three hundred and thirty one thousand user, not million.

buy a house and live comfy.

search ayesha curry memes for some keks

With 5 grand I can be free of debt and I'll be your servant for a couple months.
[email protected].

>new mass shooting break Holmes free
>be actual joker
Veeky Forums suicide squad cult followers grows and grows.
Merchandise sales
Profit

With 2k I can pay off off my debt and afford to move in with my girlfriend :)

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I don't know about interesting but I could probably say something desperate.

Anyway, congrats on the windfall, user.

If you give me 5k I'll tell you something interesting
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This guy is right: it's $331,763; not $331,763,000.

Do not give away $5,000 because you're not rich enough to throw away money like that so carelessly. If you had $331MM, it would be a different story.

Tick Tok.

Do you hear that?

Its the sound of Yellen devaluing your millions.

Oh, he does have a point. 331k isn't enough to piss away 5 grand unless you've viewing Veeky Forums as a charity (And there's enough poorfags here to consider that, I suppose.)

Well, if you're deadset on giving away money, I'll toss my email in the ring anyway.

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I love you OP :)

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nice data mining

step one: buy decent car
step 2: make a good vacation
step 3: invest 40% in dividend stocks
step 4: make some crazy stuff and invest and create crazy business

do it

paypal: [email protected]

The axolotl is studied by scientists worldwide for its remarkable regenerative powers, able to regrow whole limbs that have been severed. This little creatures might one day teach us to regrow or artificially create entire organs.

That's interesting, right? [email protected]

Oh yeah, OP, I have one leg. Send me $5K and I'll take some weird pics of my stump for you.

Can i have $100

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Im not gonna say anything interesting for 100

Dude invest that money. But I won't mind a little :) [email protected]

>Implying these aren't all throwaway emails.

>buy a house that will most likely take all of his liquidity away

build a risk neutral preferred stock portfolio. don't spend the capital.

DId op ever deliever?

ofc not

Srs ques
Is it fuckable?

>31

The correct answer.

Buy a home. A GOOD INVESTMENT HOME, shop around, meet the agents study the home prices in the area.

Then rent out a room or two and have the renters help pay the mortgage.

If you are set on stocks, IDK. Oil is okay. I think TSLA be good if you hold a few years. Vanguard index funds are always a safe bet.

GOOD LUCK. FEEL FREE TO SEND ME MONEY.

You cannot even into numbers and decimal places you fucking retard.

You must send me 3 Bitcoins if I get repeating digits too, faggot.

Wake up at seven am, no matter what day it is

Get kneepads and suck so...oh
Oh.
Alright well,
Go advertise on /soc/ that youre starting a dick sucking business
>buy lots of kneepads and good oral insurance
>Recruit pathetic soc attention whores
>give them a pat on the back and tell them daddy loves em
>80 for you, 20 for them
>advertise to IB guys of your discount dicksucking, the economy is tough afterall
>become George Soro of the prostitution game

In space, no one can hear you meme

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Canada and Australia have housing bubbles that are going to burst soon and a lot of people are going to lose a lot of money in the next couple years.

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That's because memestocks dont go to the moon

Do not give me the money.

(Come on reverse psychology, work now).

PS: [email protected] it's the PayPal bro, make sure you write it right.

You are the creator, collectively sharing and experiencing the universe with other versions of yourself, your mind has been fractalized and structured so that each level of development brings a series of lessons and experiences that all contribute to the macro evolution of the universal mind, or YOU. The most important variable of your life is Choice, and each choice you make spins you further and further down a stream of experiences that become accessible via these choices.. The aggregation of choices coming from each outlet, or being, all contribute to the reality we live in and the one we are moving in to, the entire creation is alive and you are an integral part in its development. Every ideology and theology about the world and the creation has been an attempt to decipher and examine the Truth, that truth being simply the fact that we are all living in a shared dream and we have simply been veiled from this because we are not yet ready to accept these facts. Slowly but surely you will gain further access to your own mind and the access you gain is real evolution.

Storage units

A blue whales heart is as big as a volkswagon beetle and their calves can gain 200 lbs in just one day.
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I'll shove something up my ass later with pics for $6000

when did Veeky Forums become an offshoot of /b/ ?

Im a gay fish

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franchise Dominos Pizza places make big $$$

"I think where I am not, therefore I am where I do not think. I am not whenever I am the plaything of my thought; I think of what I am where I do not think to think."

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Super broke man, help bro out.

Step 1: Post on Veeky Forums claiming to be giving money away
Step 2: Collect Poorfags actual emails
Step 3: ???*
Step 4: Profit

* in this case "???" = sell email addresses

If you give me the money I will invest 2k in Twitter stock so I will make bank when it goes back up! Use 1k to start trading with Robinhood and do some small time trading to get used to the whole idea. I really think I would be good at it. [email protected]

I don't need any of your money.

However, you want to give money away you can buy some Crypto currency called Agoras from developers initial coin offering. They have only sold like 12% of the coins within the last year and they need the money to finish the Tau Chain project.

It is one of the most innovative and far reaching crypto currency projects out there, but also hard to understand and probably rather high risk. I see it more as funding research than a investment.

But my paypal is [email protected]

So for 1k you are willing to shove shit up your ass and take pictures?

Why do I get the feeling you are going to do this if OP pays you or not?

something interesting through email transfer.

Again,
>actual email addresses

All of these emails are probably throwaways expecting OP to use Paypal or email them for a wallet ID to send memecoin.

Buy some concrete pumps and bud goverment interstate jobs you can reach me at [email protected] I'll even drive and manage for you

>I'll give 5k to anyone that says something interesting through email transfer

Something interesting through email transfer.

There I said it.
let me know if I win and I'll tell you where to send my shekels.

>All of these emails are probably throwaways
nailed it

Here is an idea with low cost that can work anywhere.
You start a pet detective business that "implements many tools to find missing animals."
You get paid to post missing animal ads on facebook, Craigslist, put nice laminated signs all over town. Barely any overhead and could be an almost passive income. Pets are always going missing.
A less ethical twist on this is to steal pets and set up the yards in order to make it seem like the pets ran away themselves. I've seen hefty rewards for missing animals.

Another twist is that you can >take ads from all over Craigslist for missing animals that have rewards posted
> post your own ads on facebook Craigslist and any other social media, get it blown up. >return pets to original owner if you have pet returned to you.

Fuck I need to learn how to green text on mobile. If that isn't enough for 5K. I do have quite the collection of RARE PEPES at my disposal, it seems like a fair trade.
Going along the same line, I've read this whole thread while taking a shit. The shit I'm taking it synonymous with the majority of the replies in this thread.
So, pay for some of my college or perhaps a new car.
OP, do you believe in karmic justice?

Jesus christ how many of you are poor to beg anonymous person for money :DDDDDDDDDDDD
No wonder why most of you are poor and cucks
Rather than working you prefer beg money on a fucking image board :D. Unbelievable

give me 5k plz

I'm poor and have a dog to feed

The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour

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$331.763.000.000!!!!!!!

>just 1 post by OP
>all these poorfags giving out their email addresses

This why we need eugenics.

>all these poorfags giving out their email addresses

They're all throwaways.

I'll throw YOU away.

donate your money to chari... fuck i almost managed to write it down without laughing.

>party hard
>fuck bitches
>gamble
you can't go wrong with that much money

also where i live 5k is my salary for a year and a 3 months (and i get paid fairly well)

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Make sure you use half to buy ETH

Buy ethereum

Your princess is in another castle.

goodluck on your minecraft server OP

Don't need your money but please buy trump coin with it

Email this address : [email protected]
If you can provide actual proof I will council you for free and tell you how you can keep your money and possibly let you in on a secret. Keep your 5k I don't need it.

Invest 5% of it in precious metal bullion and coins and never tell anyone about it. Buy in small portions at a time so it looks like normal consumer purchases and not investment.

Whenever you feel down, play with your silver and rub your hands maniacally.

kek

>inherit money
>buy car
>stay in poverty
fucking shitheads, im tellin ya

I'd only do it if paid. I'm at the point in life where I'm about to enlist or do porn. College is just a joke and the world is fucking nuts.

>This is the state of the Veeky Forumsness and finance board now
>62 fucking unique replies to a /b/ tier thread

Why do I even keep coming here anymore?

How did you inherit? Why are you giving away money? There is no one stupid enough in this world to just throw away money, even billionaires only donate to causes that affect them directly like Alan cancer and stuff.

There is no way in hell what you say is real, you even fucked up the title saying million and in the post you say thousand.

Good luck baiting these retards.

Also there is no one in this world who could inherit 331 million without making it to the international news. And that person would already be hounded by law firms like mosec Fonseca and accountants and wouldn't have time for internet.

I can tell you where to get primo alien urine, for a price.

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are these estimates for an unladen swallow?

jews did 9/11 and i know what they're plotting next

Paypal
cjlawson1 @ g mail.com

Remove spaces

Thanks brah, this could actually be life changing or me

You want to invest?

>get 320 million pennies
>throw them off empire state building
>depopulate US
.>become president by default
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Game of thrones is just musical chairs

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oh yeah and that 5k would be life-changing for me

Do not fall for gaussian cupola meme or you will follow the way of desperate people.

With your money chose strategy wisely but don't throw it just like that. Make money and than do some charity with profits. Geez.

You can hire me as financial advisor if you want.

Contact me at [email protected] to discuss details

Correction here, [email protected], the other one is an old one that I don't use anymore.

this
and this

i could be your runescape mentor.

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Invest in yourself user! Education, health and anything that makes you happy or you wished to have/learn. For example my dream is to build a personal music studio. Don't waste them on cars, drugs and so on. Be smart!

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invest all that money in your dick-sucking business and see that triple in 10 years.

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Wouldn't post your email.

Just sayin'.

Mine is [email protected]

You want something interesting to read? I would like five thousand dollars. Alright, here goes....

>"At the end of the day, remember: you're not selling a product or service; you're buying money." ~me

The elevator was broken -- again -- on this unseasonably warm afternoon, and my office was on the top floor (a single dormer in the attic, to be precise); sweat prickled neck & scalp as it moistened bot my beard & fedora. I fished around through the pockets of my trench coat & cargo pants for the key, finding what seemed to be everything but that: a Blackberry cellular phone, Makarov autopistol, tanto-bladed balisong -- that's the original filipine name for the butterfly knife, if you don't know -- adderal bottle full of medical marijuana, adderal bottle full of oxycontin, an empty adderal bottle, a half-pint of Grey Goose vodka, an Obrez, a ThinkPad X220s, the keys to a Honda Accord and the keys to a corrugated metal structure I built in Idaho, but no key to the office. Sweat broke out even more as I tried to think where they could be, where I might've left them. I spun around to rush back downstairs to the magazine stand on the corner where I might have left them on the counter while flipping through the latest issue of the Sailor Moon reboot -- I wasn't about to buy it, I just wanted to see how much better the original Sailor Moon was -- when I tripped over an untied Converse sneaker lace and stumbled halfway down the steps. Spaghetti fell out of my pocket when suddenly OP stopped reading and sent me one word:
>moar

{please everyone enjoy these free munniez}

The male angler fish attaches itself to the female angler fish to reproduce. Once attached it empties its whole inside into the female making it pregnant. At this point the male is basically a brain dead fish turned into a ballsack attached to a female. As most marriages tend to turn out.

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Intresting af

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I'm a homeless disabled student. Thank you.

lol at people taking the bait

user, you know what you must do with the money.

Begin funding research on genetically engineered catgirls for domestication. If you do, we may have it in our lifetime.

>no email posted

Unless you fat fingered a decimal in there on accident you're a hundred times less badass than you thought you where, but it's still a good hunk of money.
Save it.
Buy stock and invest that shit. Your bank should have wealth management options and they'll walk you through shit like a kinnygartener.
That way you can make your money work for you and just live off of the interest + whatever income you have now.
Or don't I don't give a fuck.
Manditory tossing my email in this retarded circlejerk.
[email protected]
Could help me pay off my student loans and buy me a bottle of stoli.

all these people posting their mail addresses top fucking kek