Things that immediately make you disrespect someone

>Alpha
>cheap

Hold on Onassis

winged eyeliner

you know perfectly well that he described the male equivalent of the basic bitch fit and that it's a fucking embarrassing fit.

>~$110 for a bomber jacket with discount
>not cheap
ok

I didn't assume he was describing a fit and instead individual pieces
Regardless they're very generic and vague pieces and someone could def make a passable fit out of those. It's not inherently cringe.

You're the problem.

jesus christ you're fucking triggered. Are you wearing that right now?

There's really no defense for wearing the most played out, basic, overrated bullshit that literally everyone else is wearing and telling you to wear. If you look like that and try to tell me you like fashion I just don't believe you. There isn't a single shred of energy or personality in that outfit.

nah, i'm wearing a coach, tshirt, regular fit pants, and some shitty beat up leather vans
Getting triggered by generic as fuck clothing is autistic tho.

I'd argue that skinny jeans are inherently cringe but since I'm on a board populated with hedi slimane worshipping fuccbois it'd fall in deaf ears

depends on how you define skinny
are these skinny to you?

The same pair of jeans can look skinnier or looser depending on whose wearing them. Sounds like you're just saying don't wear jeans that look painted on your legs, which is more a criticism of fat fucks than skinny jeans.

Any man that is not neutered hates skinny jeans.

Men only wear them because girls like them.

nah that's slim

skinny is straight-up YSL faggot material

No, skinny fags who wear skinny jeans also look fucking terrible.

>buff guys with skinny jeans

>sleeveless tees

k stick to your bootcut jeans then Mr. Cowboy i'm sure Pam down at the quick stop will love them

I agree then, SLP is too fucking skeltal for most people to be able to pull off with any sort of consistency without a strong heroine addiction

Nonono

EVEN with a strong heroin addiction you look like shit in them, because your legs are fucking twigs.

tru, i revise my statement

He must have described you lmaooo

lmao, don't think you are fashionable if you wear that garbage.

Kardashian makeup

"bruised lips" lipstick

eyebrows painted darker than hair

over-plucked millimeter-thin eyebrows

flat boring bobcut

dyed hair

platform sneakers

low-top Docs

chokers

Why winged eyeliner?

what's wrong with dyed hair though?

Everything else is obviously accurate but what's up with the hating dyed hair meme?

Floral patterns
Chelsea boots
Carrying books in gym bags
People who are loud but uninteresting or unfunny

>why winged eyeliner
Because it's obnoxiously cutesy. It looks fake as fuck and tacked-on. It's just a semiotic signifier of prettiness rather than a pretty feature; chicks might as well write "PRETTY" on their eyelids and the effect would be almost the same.

It's to proper makeup what an emoji is to a painted portrait.

>Asians wearing Chanel, Hermes, Louis Vuitton, etc.
You will never look like a model why bother

if I can tell that you dyed your hair you're obviously either bad at it, or trying to get people to notice that your hair isn't of a natural color. Either way it's pretty embarrassing.

The whole "ironic fake metalhead" meme clothing.

What makes people think that it looks cool on them when it barely looks okay on actual metalheads?

k thanks for the opinion
keep getting triggered by absolutely basic clothing

Fear of God or anything that looks like Fear of God.

So this too.

Post a fit then so i can laugh at you in your columbia jacket

LMAOO acting like wear that pleb shit. You are obviously not very fashionable

t. Full Dick Ovens

accurate

Went into a Paris subway once and there was a hobo asking for cents while wearing a superdry bomber.

Fucking lol'd out loud.

BEANIE HATS

it's okay if you're, like, a 40-year old trucker or on a camping trip but why would you CHOOSE to wear a hat that makes your cranium look like the tip of a dick?

It's even worse when they don't pull it flat onto their head. Then it sticks out like a giant nipple.

Lmao wrong again. Keep wearing your beat up vans thinking you are fashionable you pleb.

oh there's worse in Paris.

there's beggars in Comme des Garçons. Beggars in YSL knockoffs.

what a cool guy who doesn't post his fits
you sure seem confident and secure in yourself

s-shut up user! my hair is at an awkward length and i don't have any baseball caps... >＼＼＼

lol-ing @ ur life with my warm ears

>blazers with t-shirts

Jesus christ.

Lol I have no need to post my fits, I know they look good. You obviously don't know what you are doing wearing beat vans. I have nothing to prove to you, fucking pleb lmaoooo

i rest my case, your honor

Exposed ankles

Rick.

I swear to God if I ever see a faggot wearing Rick I would whoop his ass in front of the whole damn streef

yeah they're usually Romanian or kebab migrants who belong to the European beggar network that gives them those tiny cards (with "may god bless you and your family" printed on) they put in front of you in the subway.

They only succeed because muslims are obligated to give money to beggars even if they know it's bullshit.

>exposed ankles
THIS

Holy shit nobody wants to see your gross bone protrusions and wiry-ass achilles' tendon.

hide your fucking ankles

whats wrong with that

Why can't gypsies be sterilized

One guy thought of that once

especially if neger

honestly they figured life out better than any other people.

Society is shit anyway. Leeching it off without giving anything in return is the most dignified way to make a living.

You: 0: him:1

It's a shame that he didn't succeed

He dindu nuffin

oh shit lmao
While we're on the subject, I don't want to be "that guy" but I think that nazi costumes and camouflage kinda are effay, the Autumn Eichenlaubmuster in particuliar and the feldgrau color itself of Wehrmacht uniforms is a hidden gem

Sneakers

they are, but the people who typically wank over them (you know, the ones who post "fashy" threads) are really uneffay.

herrurst.com/post/118615716869#notes
The only case of an effay fascist

haha stay shit pleb

here's the thing about Knoch:

he's not a fascist

he just likes EBM and the fashion that goes with it.

One of his fav bands is even a gay couple. The dude is apolitical as fuck

they haven't figured out shit or what's your explanation to that most of them live in very poor conditions, possibly the worst conditions what exists in Europe?

they all got really balling cars though

where do you live? in Eastern EU most of them are piss poor that's for sure and they're living off of welfare in almost medieval circumstances, those who own nice cars are gangsters (e.g. pimps) or bought the cars with loans

France.
My mother works in the welfare fraud control dept and the comes across shitloads of gypsies who are apparently very well-off because they cheat the system to hell and back (and do trafficking).

Hey man OBEY has alright dad hats

LV purses. Rose gold anything, that shit is everywhere these days and looks like fucking tacky garbage.

- supreme
- bape
- yeezys
- thrasher
- graphic tees
- desert boots
- white converse
- boat shoes
- tan chinos
- ultra boosts/ nmds