I have been camping on the beach in mexico all winter

I have been camping on the beach in mexico all winter.
Most days I get clean by snorkeling around for a an hour or so, no shampoo.
The combination of sea salt and sebum has made hair come alive.
It has never ever looked nearly this good.
How can I maintain this look once I rejoin society?

Sebum thread?

No shampoo and use salt spray and stay in conditioner. Now delete this thread because there's a fucking hair general already

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Holy shit thats expensive salt water!
32 bucks for 4 OZ!
Get down!

Go to Sephora and steal from the sample bottles, fuccboi

Consider suicide

Wow, Veeky Forums has gotten pretty edgy since ive been gone!

Would you say that people are..."saltier"?

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CARLOSS

delet

fuck off tyler

You could probably just make your own salt water spray.

Buy sea salt spray. When it's finished refill it with table salt and warm water until it's cloudy.Ez

nice car

I am thinking i might just fill a jug with seawater.
0 usd per gallon

Is it literally just salt and water for 32 bucks?
Is this real life?

Are you retarded

Are you?

Would one of those cars be viable as your actual car?
Would it reliable enough to get me to work everyday?
Seems like having that would put off an image of being a unique and fun loving person.
This is what I want people to believe about me.

it'd probably be really easy to steal

Its 13.50 cad for just the spray you kike
>fetal alcohol syndrome
Ingredients: Water, Hydrofluorocarbon 152a, Alcohol Denat., Vp/Va Copolymer, Butylene Glycol, Acrylates Copolymer, Sea Salt\Maris Sal\Sel Marin, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Water, Hypnea Musciformis (Algae) Extract, Chondrus Crispus (Carrageenan), Gellidiela Acerosa (Algae) Extract, Ascophyllum Nodosum Extract, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Aleurites Moluccana (Kukui) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Hydrolyzed Wheat Starch, Sorbitol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Dimethicone PEG-8 Meadowfoamate, Hydrated Silica, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Ethylhexyl Methoxycinnamate, Ethylhexyl Salicylate, Magnesium Chloride, Potassium Chloride, Aminomethyl Propanol, Fragrance (Parfum), Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Citronellol, Limonene, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Disodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol

don't think they're road legal

Legal in the us in most states

no turn signal in the front
you sure?

Hmm, i see your point.
Otherwise legal though, people still drive them around out west

>that buggy
I'm going to fucking NUT

seniors used to drive on the surface streets on golf carts where I grew up; sometimes cops turn a blind eye when it's not a huge deal

Ive looked at this bug picture twice a day ever since you posted a while back. I really want one.

Yeah but here they have license plates and current reg

Forgot pic

you guys dont have to do state inspections?

Nope, but even in places that do, older cars are exempt from smog and stuff.
You do need signals and brake lights though.

not all states are this up your ass.

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Aw man, what did i miss?

I feel like this is just as cool and you can have secks in the back

dirty

Seawater is sterile

>popped tire

You're a retard, they let some of the air out so it gathers more traction on sandy and rocky surface.

Looks like they let out all of the air

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Like ur mom

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There are more phages in a tablespoon of water than there are people on earth

Is that good for hair?

Citation needed