Why is it so fucking hard to get a decent haircut Veeky Forums?
>Walk into supercuts >"Hey user what would you like?" >Do you know how to fade? >"Excuse me? I have a license in cosmetology of course I can fade, is it because Im a woman????" >No I was just asking holyshit.jpg >"ok so what u want" >High fade and leave it long on the top >"Thats it? Easy as pie user" >30 minutes later walk out as pic related.
Give me one reason why I shouldnt walk back in there and shoot the place up
Matthew Richardson
TLDR: Dont go to normie haircutters
Daniel Parker
Black barbers are the only way to go. If you're not black, youre not touching my hair.
Samuel Roberts
Your problem is going to supercuts
Henry Baker
>live in rural hick town >cowboy capital of the world /sad/ no black barber
Juan Bailey
Theres no real quality here, if I want something great I have to cut my own hair. >Also shit at
Jose Wright
>Not going to a stylist Shiggy diggy
Levi Robinson
God damn I need to tip my hairdresser more. She is ultra fade. White 30 something woman. Kills it. $15. Fuck me.
Jose Sanchez
Drop a G senpai
Christopher Richardson
Best haircuts come from asian immigrant women who can barely speak english. Just show them a picture and they'll craft your hair like a fucking sculptor working with marble.
Then they'll give you a back massage just because.
Jaxson Price
kek
Lincoln Johnson
Bro same i fucking hate supercuts they allways give shit haircuts honestly pay a little extra for a better barber shop
Luke Taylor
you have to pay at least $50 or so for a good haircut. don't go to a normie chain expecting a good haircut. i go to this frilly spa place for women and they do a good job
Dylan Gomez
My haircut is pretty effay
Ryan Turner
you should go back next time you need a cut and do a secret poo when you sit down so she has to cut your hair and smell your shitty pants
Isaac Wilson
This guy...
Wyatt Carter
guessing this handsome fella bully's you user?stop trying to get Veeky Forums to rip on him
Ryder Foster
Gee and while im at it ill piss my pants too right?
Carter Brooks
Hey that's a nice one user! Hope your day is going well :)
Brayden Rivera
>Walk into supercuts There's your problem. Go to a real barbershop user.
Jacob Sullivan
What does that even fucking mean
should we start going to goth occultists to get our hair cut?
Dylan Wright
I have never gotten a good haircut from any of those types of places. I had to start cutting my own hair.
Hudson Thompson
>implying some one who goes on effay can be bullied by fat mode I don't get how you can be bullied by a fat person just call them fat and if they hit you tell an adult that's assault.
Kevin Campbell
It means dont go to supercuts you fucking idiot
Jason Miller
Before I went bald I got my haircuts from a milf whose customers were all old guys. She took longer but made the extra effort like hot towels, straight razor, bit of cologne. Big leather chairs for waiting on.
Charles White
just cut it yourself
Josiah Lee
>paying 15$ at supercuts >expecting to come out of there not looking like trash
Caleb Cox
>walk into super cuts
honestly stopped reading there
you get what you deserve
James Gray
You pay $50 for a good job
Cameron Adams
shoot it up faggot
Austin Cook
Because if you look like pic related I'd say they did a pretty good job
Nolan Edwards
I was in korea the other week and got my haircut and holy fuck it was clean. All the barbers wear suits and you get your head shampooed and massaged by kpop looking girls. If you're ever in korea get a hair cut there, it cost me $25 bucks and its the best haircut I've ever got.
Blake Long
You walked out as Brad Pitt? Shit, give me this place's address dude
Cooper Watson
Wrong, used to go to this Korean barber up the way and they cut my hair THE EXACT SAME everything I walked in with a different hairstyle picture. Literally Hitler Youth'ed my ass up and I didn't want it cut that short, at all.
I only go to specialty hipster barbers now because they are the only ones that know how to give a good cut. I don't even give a fuck spending $40 + if its a fantastic cut with good service.
Tyler Murphy
if you want that type of cut go to a barbershop. My barbershop is middle-eastern. Black ones are fine too.
for longer cuts go to a higher end salon
never go to white barbershops or else risk getting an abomination
Anthony Rodriguez
This.
Go to a woman salon and see if they'll do it. It costs but it's worth it to not look like shit.
Tyler Smith
>Ask barber to not cut the front since im trying to grow it out >They say okay >inevitably cut at least half an inch off just fucking because
Charles Perry
this has happened to me way too many fucking times
Jackson Price
Ok guys, its not fucking rocket science. Just because someone goes to supercuts doesnt mean they get their shit fucked up. This dude literally just asked the bitch to fade the sides since hes growing the top. Who in there right mind would go to a fucking premium for $50-$100 every 2-3 weeks? She obviously has her cosmetology license to be working there, so why is OP an idiot for getting the easiest fucking haircut imaginable there?
Obviously its not OP fault, the lady was just braindead.
Tyler Gomez
>go to Italian barber near my house >1 good italian barber, 5 plebby aussie barbers working there at any given time >italian roulette >walk in to the barbershop with long no-poo hair ready for my fuckin' sick haircut >sweating nervously, eyes darting back and forth, i only want my hairs to be graced by scissors of the chubby italian man >"COME ON UP, LOVE" >ah fuck, i got the fat bitch that smells like ciggies >"Whaddya want, darl?" >"It's pretty hot out, so maybe a crew cut?" >she looks at me like i'm retarded >"you came into a barbershop for a crewcut?" >wtf is this bitch on about? "yeah... could you fade it a bit for me?" >she chews her gum really fucking loud >"ya can't fade a crew cut, love" >wtf bitch >"yeah you can, it's literally just a really short, short back and sides" >"nahhh, crew cut is the same as a buzz cut, darl" >decide not to challenge her on that because i know she isnt going to listen. >"whatever just short back and sides then please" >every 10 minutes she laughs and says "see a crew cut is just clippers all over" >"y'know, love, like its the same haircut" >"just clippers all over innit."
tfw i'll probably keep going back there just for the 1/6 chance that felice, the italian sculpts my head like michelangelo
Carson Watson
my old barber left the barbershop i used to go to now half the staff are women fucken miserable, cunts can't cut hair or hold a conversation
Parker Hill
yes, they may worship satan, but by golly they know how to cut hair
Kayden Barnes
you know you could call in and request an appointment with felice
Zachary James
Checked. And yes this is logical.
Aiden Jenkins
Best haircuts I've gotten are from a butch lesbian at great clips. Actually that one location always kills it. I refuse to go to any other place.
Anthony Lee
>thick straight hair >doesn't grow long >brunette Just fuck my life, can I do a haircut that isn't buzzcut?
Nolan Gonzalez
>hair stands straight up on its own >perfectly fucking straight >like struck by lightning straight >try to get it to stay down >have tried a bunch of different hair products, none worked >it just sticks straight up >fuck this shit >buzzcuts forever
Juan Jenkins
PRO TIP ALERT PRO TIP ALERT
GET YOUR HY FROM A WHITE MALE BARBER...IDEALLY SOMEWHERE EXPENSIVE
MAINTAIN IT AT A BLACK BARBER...IDEALLY SOMEWHERE GHETTO.
BLACKS ARE THE BEST AND GIVING FADES AND LINEUPS. WHITES ARE THE BEST AT GIVING HY CUTS.
NOT EVEN RACIST, ITS JUST HOW IT WORKS.
Ryder Moore
Not even true at all. Blacks give the worst haircuts. They make you look mike the situation from jersey shore