Why is it so fucking hard to get a decent haircut Veeky Forums?

kek

Bro same i fucking hate supercuts they allways give shit haircuts honestly pay a little extra for a better barber shop

you have to pay at least $50 or so for a good haircut. don't go to a normie chain expecting a good haircut. i go to this frilly spa place for women and they do a good job

My haircut is pretty effay

you should go back next time you need a cut and do a secret poo when you sit down so she has to cut your hair and smell your shitty pants

This guy...

guessing this handsome fella bully's you user?stop trying to get Veeky Forums to rip on him

Gee and while im at it ill piss my pants too right?

Hey that's a nice one user! Hope your day is going well :)

>Walk into supercuts
There's your problem. Go to a real barbershop user.

What does that even fucking mean

should we start going to goth occultists to get our hair cut?

I have never gotten a good haircut from any of those types of places. I had to start cutting my own hair.

>implying some one who goes on effay can be bullied by fat mode
I don't get how you can be bullied by a fat person just call them fat and if they hit you tell an adult that's assault.

It means dont go to supercuts you fucking idiot

Before I went bald I got my haircuts from a milf whose customers were all old guys. She took longer but made the extra effort like hot towels, straight razor, bit of cologne. Big leather chairs for waiting on.

just cut it yourself

>paying 15$ at supercuts
>expecting to come out of there not looking like trash

>walk into super cuts

honestly stopped reading there

you get what you deserve

You pay $50 for a good job

shoot it up faggot

Because if you look like pic related I'd say they did a pretty good job

I was in korea the other week and got my haircut and holy fuck it was clean. All the barbers wear suits and you get your head shampooed and massaged by kpop looking girls. If you're ever in korea get a hair cut there, it cost me $25 bucks and its the best haircut I've ever got.

You walked out as Brad Pitt? Shit, give me this place's address dude

Wrong, used to go to this Korean barber up the way and they cut my hair THE EXACT SAME everything I walked in with a different hairstyle picture. Literally Hitler Youth'ed my ass up and I didn't want it cut that short, at all.

I only go to specialty hipster barbers now because they are the only ones that know how to give a good cut. I don't even give a fuck spending $40 + if its a fantastic cut with good service.

if you want that type of cut go to a barbershop. My barbershop is middle-eastern. Black ones are fine too.

for longer cuts go to a higher end salon

never go to white barbershops or else risk getting an abomination

This.

Go to a woman salon and see if they'll do it. It costs but it's worth it to not look like shit.

>Ask barber to not cut the front since im trying to grow it out
>They say okay
>inevitably cut at least half an inch off just fucking because

this has happened to me way too many fucking times

Ok guys, its not fucking rocket science. Just because someone goes to supercuts doesnt mean they get their shit fucked up. This dude literally just asked the bitch to fade the sides since hes growing the top. Who in there right mind would go to a fucking premium for $50-$100 every 2-3 weeks? She obviously has her cosmetology license to be working there, so why is OP an idiot for getting the easiest fucking haircut imaginable there?

Obviously its not OP fault, the lady was just braindead.

>go to Italian barber near my house
>1 good italian barber, 5 plebby aussie barbers working there at any given time
>italian roulette
>walk in to the barbershop with long no-poo hair ready for my fuckin' sick haircut
>sweating nervously, eyes darting back and forth, i only want my hairs to be graced by scissors of the chubby italian man
>"COME ON UP, LOVE"
>ah fuck, i got the fat bitch that smells like ciggies
>"Whaddya want, darl?"
>"It's pretty hot out, so maybe a crew cut?"
>she looks at me like i'm retarded
>"you came into a barbershop for a crewcut?"
>wtf is this bitch on about? "yeah... could you fade it a bit for me?"
>she chews her gum really fucking loud
>"ya can't fade a crew cut, love"
>wtf bitch
>"yeah you can, it's literally just a really short, short back and sides"
>"nahhh, crew cut is the same as a buzz cut, darl"
>decide not to challenge her on that because i know she isnt going to listen.
>"whatever just short back and sides then please"
>every 10 minutes she laughs and says "see a crew cut is just clippers all over"
>"y'know, love, like its the same haircut"
>"just clippers all over innit."

tfw i'll probably keep going back there just for the 1/6 chance that felice, the italian sculpts my head like michelangelo

my old barber left the barbershop i used to go to
now half the staff are women
fucken miserable, cunts can't cut hair or hold a conversation

yes, they may worship satan, but by golly they know how to cut hair

you know you could call in and request an appointment with felice

Checked. And yes this is logical.

Best haircuts I've gotten are from a butch lesbian at great clips. Actually that one location always kills it. I refuse to go to any other place.

>thick straight hair
>doesn't grow long
>brunette
Just fuck my life, can I do a haircut that isn't buzzcut?

>hair stands straight up on its own
>perfectly fucking straight
>like struck by lightning straight
>try to get it to stay down
>have tried a bunch of different hair products, none worked
>it just sticks straight up
>fuck this shit
>buzzcuts forever

PRO TIP ALERT
PRO TIP ALERT

GET YOUR HY FROM A WHITE MALE BARBER...IDEALLY SOMEWHERE EXPENSIVE

MAINTAIN IT AT A BLACK BARBER...IDEALLY SOMEWHERE GHETTO.

BLACKS ARE THE BEST AND GIVING FADES AND LINEUPS.
WHITES ARE THE BEST AT GIVING HY CUTS.

NOT EVEN RACIST, ITS JUST HOW IT WORKS.

Not even true at all. Blacks give the worst haircuts. They make you look mike the situation from jersey shore