Hipster shirt

Which one's least shitty? Initially I really liked the white one by Calvin Klein, but it appears that the red one looks the best on me.
Do you feel the same, Veeky Forums?

Also, it's strange that some medium sized shirts fit tight, whereas others (such as the white one) fits loose

The green one looks best.
also stop spreading your legs so much you slut.

is white one doesn't fit (because it's too loose) is it's just simply not as good as the green one?

also, green one doesn't look hipster
I'm trying to get that hipster swag going on, if you catch my drift...

these are just normal oxfords, for your "hipster" look you need obnoxious shit like that dude

lose weight

I thought the white one looked hipster

is there a guideline as to which shirts are hipster?
I thought what makes a hipster is basically checkered lines. Cuz I've never seen a hipster shirt that was in solid composition.
I'm 176 lbs, isn't it low enough already, given my 5.9' feet

Wait, unless this is a trolling, at 5'9" and 176 lbs you should look a lot fatter than this. Were you sucking in in those photos, user?
>be honest

>pudgy manlet

get pants that fit better.

Green looks best.

Are you stupid? I'm actually pretty skinny.
I'm 1.8 meters tall, and weigh 80kg.

Sucking in gut hardcore
...jesus

>6 feet
>weights 176lbs
Lose 20 lbs bucko

what the fuck are those pants.
is this bait
green one looks least shitty

an entire thread falling for such a shit bait holy moly

B)

lose weight you fat fuck all of them look like shit on you

also wtf are those pants
that's called slim fit holy fuck dude

why the fuck are you trying to be hipster when you can't even seem to comprehend what kind of shirt fits that look? please just pick something else or off yourself already

that's an extraordinary painting. god damn. the technique.

this is a fashion board not a clothing board