CHADSPO

lol omg this is queer as fuck. idk, i'd rather be the 'quiet lumberjack bear' kind of guy, rather than the masculine-wannabe closeted queers.

most modern city women nowadays are narcissistic. and they're attracted to men that resemble the attractiveness of an attractive woman. because they're so narcissistic and self obsessed that the ideal women features attract them more than real masculine features do. that's why justin bieber attracts them the most. chads are so clean and smooth and femininely groomed, that's what attracts trash women, because they're like seeing their ideal selves in men.

that's wrong

They dress like the guy your girlfriend goes and fucks after their bored with your pretentious low T ass.

wtf i hate females now!

i got all these pictures from /hm/ btw

This is my favorite fit

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Why is it then that all the Chads' cheerleader girlfriends cheat on them with skinny punk dudes or skater bros?

Because chads usually have the artistic capabilities of a 5 year old with a crayon. Most girls are pretentious as fuck and 90% of the time falls for the artist, musician, sk8er boi meme after they're bored of their chad's sex appeal.

how do I become chad

Also what chad gets in couple years = what ''skinny punk dudes or skater bros'' get in their lifetime

>become
sorry kiddo doesn't work that way

Chad isn't a style, its an attitude

it pissening

>You weren't born a Chad
Why does life suck so much

Become one. Hit the gym and get some sunlight. Being a Chad is fucking easy. I've got a Chad body and face with early balding, and I still get laid easy. Just be cocky and have fun. Don't be an asshole though, except in good natured ribbing, a true Chad is a team player, not an 80s movie bully.

>Just be cocky and have fun
I've always been funny and I've been fit for a while but I never had the cocky personality to go with it. Once I adopted it I started getting laid

Cocky & Funny is the way to go

wow you're right, all females ARE evil after all!! I wonder why I've never had sex.

>just be urself!:^)

just don't be autistic and be funny?

>balding in your 20's
>Chad
L M A O

another delusional gymcel, post face

Notice the wide but short face. Small nose, short philtrum, perfect hairline, low buccal fat, wide and projecting cheekbones and a T H I C C neck.

Perfect example of the chad jock phenotype.

fuck off bitter virgin

thank mr supreme gentleman

This here is chadspo, went to school with guy on left... look at that beautiful drape silhouette

What?

Chads are the most alpha, you bluepilled numale cUCK.

LOOKS MONEY STATUS

CHAD GOT ALL OF ThAT

U LOW TEST BETA KEK.

That never happens IRL. you coping Veeky Forums cuck.

thatll never happen. Stacy will join a sorority in college and fuck all the frat chads and slayers.

Smart, good looking, athletes

fuark, they got it all

Exactly self assurance is key.
It's not everything but anyone can be better with more exercise and confidence.
Chad is more attitude than anything, but sure. I'm sure you'll decide I'm not Chad enough though.

lol you literally look like how i imagine chad in my head, good job.

goofy looking face

>smart
nah, you can't be smart and chad

everytime it's long faced bug-eyed fool lmao

>chad is more attitude than anything
keep coping normalo

look like a bunch of fucking dusters

Your receded hairline, eye area and lack of cheekbones fail you HARD. Just fucking lol at thinking you're Chad.

cope

CHAD inspo

This is the archetypal coping mechanism for ugly people. Intelligence and looks are positively correlated.

small dick

Agreed.

Unexpected positivity
About what I expected.
I've got a strong jaw, decent nose, and I lived the jock Chad life in college and highschool.
Fair points, I am a bit shovel faced. I mostly came to Veeky Forums for help with the receding hairline.

Serious question, what is the objectively best way to handle having a chad face and body, if you had one?
Do you go for simple, fitted shit that draws more attention toward your natural assets than your clothing? Do you wear weird ass shit that you can only pull off because you're good looking, tall and muscular? Do you wear suits and shit to make it look like you have money on top of your looks?

when your Chad it doesnt matter, everything you wear will look good

I'll take the bait.
>Long face
>No jawline
>No cheekbones
>No squinched eyes
>Shit eyebrows
>Receding hairline w/shit cut
>5head
>/fat/

>I lived the jock Chad life in college and highschool
Yeah, sure you did.

>I lived the jock Chad life in college and highschool.
and you ended up here with us anyway? why even bother being a chad

It was fun, now I've calmed down a lot and I browse here for advice on my receding hairline, and because I just got a new job I'm looking to update my wardrobe for. A surprising amount of normies and chads wind up browsing Veeky Forums and disseminate out into the chans.

They go to USC, so clearly they are above average intelligence.

opposite of chad, literal ugly weeb with fucked up chin.

>ugly

He looks like a caveman

>tinytrip
>Chad
When will they learn?

that's tinytrip, he legit has a massive cock

i mean, n-n-no homo....

I'd imagine the most important part of being Veeky Forums when Chad is finding a good tailor to take things in.
Since most stuff that will fit you around shoulders and chest will be a tent around your waist.

>Why do people who aren't chad always cope

but ...
>muh fashion
>muh brains
>muh arts

If you're a skinny Veeky Forumsggot with no face pls kys

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This guy did gay porn in the very early 90s, if you couldn't tell from the tattoos. He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen now.

Contain you autism, lookism.

>low FWHR

You've got a horse-face, no offense.

It's not his cheekbones, eye-area, or hairline that fail him. A trained eye can easily spot the source of his problems and the source of most facial problems: a downgrown maxilla.

Take a look at these twins. They're a lot like the guys in your photo. One has cheekbones, a great hairline, and a good eye-area and the other one has none of that shit. Same genetics--different maxilla positions. Maxilla is everything. It holds up your entire face so if it's fucked your whole face will be fucked.

>tfw overbite

i think the left pictures look better though?

Contain your insecurities, ugly.

nvm just realized what im looking at

They're not really football players. They're actually models dressed like that for a shoot.

Says what?
Well, when it comes to looks very few people are genetically ugly. It just seems that way because of modernity and the lifestyle that comes with it.

>lookism posters
>not ugly and autistic
Shouldn't you be busy giving Sean O'Pry his 1325th morph?

What was the name of that ultimate Chad?

LeMond?

None taken, that photo makes it look especially long. I'll be damned if I'm posting another in this thread though.

Yo dont fall for the lookism/sluthate trap. Don't become obsessed with every little fault you have.

this

everyone is beautiful just as they are :)

If you put a photo of yourself on Veeky Forums (and even slightly claim to be attractive like this guy did), people are going to critique how you look and dress. What the actual fuck do you expect is going to happen, it's literally a board dedicated to talking about looks and fashion.

It's true, I posted (foolishly) and got torn a new one, with many valid points and few not so valid. I shouldn't have expected anything different. This isn't reddit.

>wanting to dress like Chad

This is the second Chad inspo thread I've seen in a week. Chad dresses like shit. It's like they're deliberating trying to cancel out their natural sex appeal by dressing like It's like talented artists or musicians who are total reprobates just because they can get away with it. Chad could get laid if he wore a garbage bag, so why not?

this thread seems like a thinly veiled reason to look at half naked attractive men

are yall gay?

likely. they migrate over here from Veeky Forums and talk about men's bodies exclusively, thread after thread. i guess migrating to /lgbt/ would be a step to far for them, as i'm not sure they realize they're gay yet. which is fine, whatever, but jesus christ are they shitty posters.

This. Truth is you don't have to be a 9/10 to have a successful social life

>perfect hairline
kek

how to be a chad :
Have a thick neck
seriously

A guy doesn't have to be gay to appreciate attractive men

NO!this is ugly with a big jaw, not the same as Chad

get the fuck out of here sh faggots, go circlejerk to chad on your shitty site

Mods need to ban these lookism/sluthate faggots, they want to spread their hyper bdd induced misery to any other site/board that is concerned about appearance. they are all pathetic shit heads who should literally kill themselves and have reached the point of no return, internalizing true resentment, bitterness and any other form of hatred to the very core of their being.

No, they go for the rail thin skater boys because they want to experiment with girls but don't want to go full lesbian

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Your bone structure, hairline, eyes and lips are nowhere near Thundercock status, sorry man.

Pushing his jaw forward, thin neck, weird face, weird pursed lips.

nice jaw but fix that hair, dont purse your faggot lips and for the love of god stop being a faggot

>grooming is feminine!

This is the lie you tell yourself. Protip, your slovenly hygiene is not manly.

Nor does your pubebeard make your high body bodyfat high estrogen self manlier than these low bf high test alpha males.

>quiet lumberjack bear

You mean a passive agressive numale?

I'm alright with that. I wish Veeky Forums would let me delete the image though, I've got enough feedback at this point.

Bruce Lee lived a happy life with a successful career surrounded by many friends and family that praised him.
Not a Chad.

lol hope this is sincere because it's hilarious

>lol omg
>quiet lumberjack bear kinda guy
Wanna know how I know you're a cuck?